by Free Britney at . Comments

Incomparable waste of space Nadya Suleman accepted an offer from PETA to use her lawn to promote responsible pet ownership in exchange for cash and food.

That's one way to stave off foreclosure.

People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA) sent Suleman's lawyer an offer to pay for placement of a sign in the yard of her La Habra, California, home.

The sign would read: "Don't let your dog or cat become an 'Octomom.' Always spay or neuter." The photo features a litter of kittens nursing with their mother.

The Awful Octo Mom

Will shill for PETA for food. [Photo: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com]

The offer is intended to call attention to dog and cat overpopulation, and unlike PETA's Tiger Woods ad, Nadya actually needs the money and will agree to it!

"Every year, 6 to 8 million animals enter animal shelters, and roughly half of them are euthanized because of a lack of good homes," she said in a statement.

The unmarried Suleman already had six children when she gave birth to octuplets in 2009. That's right, she had six before her vagina became a clown car.

All 14 of her kids were conceived via in vitro fertilization.

Tags: ,

by Hilton Hater at . Comments

That's it! We're never wearing fur ever again.

After all, Jane's Addiction guitarist Dave Navarro has now bared it all for PETA, once again sending animal haters an important message:

If you continue to make a fashion statement out of God's creatures, more and more attractive celebrities will pose nude.

The THG staff is very much anti-fur, but we're also anti-PETA and its attention-grabbing ads. For the price of these billboards, they could have actually saved a few lives.

Dave Navarro Nude

Says Navarro:

“Several years ago, I saw video footage of animals being skinned alive and screaming, and it, it honestly is the most horrific, inhumane thing I’ve ever seen... Some of the simple things you can do to help save animals is not buy fur, stay away from products that have been animal tested."

Again, we agree.

But look at some of these hot, naked celebs for PETA. If donning a mink coat or two leads to a few more supermodels taking off their clothes, this is a sacrifice we may have to make.

Tags: ,

by Free Britney at . Comments

Never one to shy away from controversy, exhibit good taste or achieve anything of significance for their alleged cause, PETA is planning a new Tiger Woods ad.

Unlike most PETA ads, which show celebrities espousing pet adoption, not wearing fur, etc., this one uses the Tiger Woods scandal as a PR-grabbing punchline.

The billboard, planned for directly in the embattled golf star's neighborhood, no less, will ostensibly promote PETA's mission of spaying and neutering pets.

In reality, though, it's just a cheap shot at Tiger Woods ...

Tiger Woods PETA Ad

Needless to say, PETA created this without Tiger Woods' blessing.

"Too Much Sex Can Be a Bad Thing... for little tigers, too. Help keep your cats (and dogs) out of trouble: Always spay or neuter," the waste of space group says.

While THG will never be Woods apologists (unlike this guy), we are once again struck by how low PETA will go for attention, and what little it accomplishes.

According to the Orlando Sentinel, the only hitch is that PETA needs a billboard company who will agree to put up the sign ... and that could be a tall order.

"It's a fun, tongue-in-cheek approach. We hope these billboard companies will understand," Virginia Fort, a campaigner with PETA, told the paper of the ad.

Fort also suggested, ridiculously, that Woods would "appreciate" it, since it's in good fun and  "turning his sex scandal into something positive for little tigers."

Mmm. Yeah. Somehow we doubt it. Watch your back, Virginia Fort. Elin Woods may be coming after you with a 9-iron shortly after this ad makes its debut.

PETA's Tiger Woods billboard is ...

 

Tags: ,

by Free Britney at . Comments

Groundhog Day (February 2) is just around the corner, and the misguided folks at PETA are generating pointless controversy by demanding its icon be freed.

That would be Punxsutawney Phil, the affable rodent who emerges each year at Gobbler's Knob to dictate if winter shall continue or early spring commence.

For those keeping score, he's prognosticated six more weeks of winter in 98 of his 112 weather readings - although PETA hopes he won't make his 113th.

The controversial animal-rights group wants to take Punxsutawney Phil away from Gobbler's Knob and give the guy a retirement at an animal sanctuary.

In his place, they are proposing a robot groundhog.

Punxsutawney Phil rules. Groundhog Day is fun. Eat it, PETA!

Gemma Vaughan, PETA's animals in entertainment specialist (really) fired off a letter to Punxsutawney Groundhog Club president William Deeley this week, imploring the organization to forgo the use of real rodents in future Groundhog Days.

Deeley responded in a statement to the Associated Press that the world-famous groundhog is "being treated better than the average child in Pennsylvania."

Furthermore, Phil's treatment conforms to the standards of the state's agriculture department, which visits him at the town's Groundhog Museum annually.

Still, PETA V.P. Tracy Reiman is lobbying for an animatronic Phil, who "would attract new and curious tourists" to Punxsutawney's annual event. Please.

You know what actually attracts tourists? Tradition. You know what might actually help animals receive more ethical treatment en masse? Not this!

Are ridiculous PR stunts really the best way to advance a cause, or are they just out for attention? These people are the Tila Tequila of non-profits.

You tell us, though: I'm on team ...

 

Tags:

by Hilton Hater at . Comments

We have a shocking development: PETA has made news for a reason other than taking off the clothes of a D-list celebrity!

Has it saved a number of animals? Of course not. This organization doesn't actually care about that mission.

Instead, it's named new American Idol judge Ellen DeGeneres and Project Runway host Tim Gunn as its Woman and Man of the Year, respectively.

"Their message that animals must be treated kindly and respectfully has reached scores of people, and many of them have changed their buying habits, all because Gunn and DeGeneres spoke up for the voiceless," PETA president Ingrid Newkirk said in a statement this week.

  • New Idol Judge
  • Tim Gunn

DeGeneres became a vegan in 2008; while Gunn always champions designs that use fake fur, faux reptile prints and other animal-friendly fabrics.

We're just shocked PETA didn't ask either celeb to pose naked. That's the way it typically makes headlines, wasting millions of dollars on Khloe Kardashian nude billboards instead of actually putting that money where the problems lie.

Click on the following photos to check out the random stars that have posed for PETA this year:

  • Nude for PETA
  • Cloris Leachman PETA Ad
  • Jayde Nicole PETA Ad
  • PETA Lover
Tags: ,

by Free Britney at . Comments

Tony Gonzalez plays tight end for the Atlanta Falcons of the NFL.

Now he and his wife are showing their own tight ends for PETA!

Elisabetta Canalis Topless

Well, actually they're not. There's no view of the backside of either. But Tony and October Gonzalez are nude in a new ad to advocate compassion for animals.

Gonzalez said, “We should protect animals, not to sacrifice their lives for fashion and luxury. October and I have changed many habits in light of the inhumane treatment animals endure not only in the fur industry, but on factory farms.”

Tony Gonzalez and wife October Gonzalez get naked for PETA.

“I changed my diet a few years of a diet based on plants," the football star added. "And when you do and why you read it, and as useful in the treatment of animals. What happens with animals, the manufacturing industry is ridiculous.”

“We have a voice. That is why we have to do something like that.”

Tony and October Gonzalez join other celebrities the group has featured in the buff, namely Karina Smirnoff, Holly Madison, Amanda Beard nude and many more.

Tags: ,

by Hilton Hater at . Comments

Phew.

When we heard Perez Hilton was posing for a PETA campaign, we got worried.

It's bad enough for that organization to waste money on celebrity endorsements (over actually saving animals), but its posters usually feature the naked bodies of D-listers such as Joanna Krupa and Alicia Silverstone.

We've eaten in the last six weeks, so the last thing we wanna see is Perez Hilton nude. Fortunately, the self-serving blogger didn't take his advertisement that far - but we still can't help but wonder what purpose the image below serves.

Based on Hilton's reputation, seal clubbing may very well rise in Canada after our friends up north see who is against it.

Sea lion

Perez Hilton wants to save the seals. Based on his resemblance to this species, we can understand why.

Tags: , ,

by Free Britney at . Comments

Paris Hilton apparently bought a pet mini-pig recently.

We know. This is as terrible an idea as you think it is.

Rightfully assuming the poor little creature will be neglected and treated like crap, PETA has fired off a statement calling the ho-tel heiress "wretched example" by treating animals like they're "as disposable as her friends and fiances."

BURN!

PETA continues of Paris: "The Chihuahuas, ferrets, and kinkajous she's paraded through her home in the past were not accessories, and pot-bellied pigs aren't either."

Doug Reinhardt definitely is, at least.

We gotta agree with PETA for the first time ever here. Any dumbass who says she won't get swine flu because she doesn't eat pork clearly lacks the mental capacity to care for defenseless living creatures. Or to finish the 11th grade.

  • Little Pigs
  • Pig Buyer

BOO! OINK! AWW: Little teacup piglets gather in a jack-o-lantern, just in time for Halloween! So cute. Sadly, the thought of one living with Paris is frightful.

Tags: ,

by Free Britney at . Comments

Playboy Playmate of the Year 2008, Brody Jenner girlfriend and Audrina Patridge mortal enemy Jayde Nicole is the latest hottie to get naked to promote PETA.

As for how many poor, furry creatures are actually saved by this photo of Jayde Nicole nude in a lettuce bikini, we can't say. But that's neither here nor there.

We just hope that's some sort of tofu dog she's grasping in the "Go Veg!" PETA ad below. Otherwise, cows and sheep are gonna flood us with hate mail ...

Jayde Nicole PETA Ad

If this ad for PETA doesn't make you wanna eat more salad, you're just not human. Or you just prefer girls without "RESPECT" tattoos directly above their va-jay-jays.

Tags: ,

by Free Britney at . Comments

Our words, not theirs. But Nadya Suleman is indeed looking into getting a pet, and we feel our headline speaks for just about everyone.

As if 14 mouths to feed with taxpayer money weren't enough, Octomom is thinking about purchasing a pet - an idea frowned upon by PETA, which, for some reason, believes that a new member of the family is not a bright idea.

Broke Ass Octomom

"In today's uncertain economy - and with all the demands that come with raising 14 children - we urge you to reconsider adding more dependents to your family," PETA's Michelle Cho wrote in a letter to Nadya Suleman.

The unemployed mother of the longest-surviving octuplets in history (and six older kids) who relies on public assistance to pay for eight nannies and other bills, said last week that she was considering adding a pet to the mix.

"For a couple of years, the kids have been asking for a dog," Octomom said. "I've actually been looking into a pig, like a little one."

PETA is begging Suleman to reconsider.

"Like children, pigs and dogs are intelligent, social beings with complex needs," Cho wrote to Octomom, who also wastes taxpayer funds by filing frivolous lawsuits.

"They require a lot of attention, space, and exercise as well as a huge financial commitment."

Finance, schminance. Hey, when you've got the entire (broke) State of California backing you up, why not rack up the tab a little higher?

Suleman said that if she were to buy a pig, it would wear a diaper and live outside the house because it reeks. Again, PETA wasn't happy.

"Keeping a pig outside and making him or her a playmate for your children - who do not understand a pig's needs and will only pay attention to him or her when it suits them - is not an acceptable way to treat an intelligent animal," Cho wrote.

Instead of pets, PETA encouraged Octomom to make friends. Good luck there. We hear Jon Gosselin may be available in the near future ...

Tags: ,