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In a clash of the media-hungry, supremely unintelligent titans, PETA has a bone to pick with Sarah Palin after the most recent episode of her TLC reality show.

A hunting scene, hilariously prefaced by a "Viewer Discretion Advised" warning, aired Sunday on Sarah Palin’s Alaska. In it, the ex-gov bagged a caribou.

Never one to let an opportunity for publicity justice pass, PETA issued a statement condemning the show and the potential White House hopeful starring in it.

PETA vs. Palin
Sarah doesn't go hunting. That implies a chance of failure. Sarah goes KILLING.

Sarah Palin seems to think that resorting to violence and blood and guts may lure people into watching her boring show,” said PETA V.P. Dan Mathews.

“But the ratings remain as dead as the poor animals she shoots.”

Ooh, that one hurts. Sort of inaccurate though, Dan. The show got 3.5 million viewers Sunday, up from 3 million the previous week. On TLC. It's a hit.

Sarah actually hasn't commented (give it an hour). But last weekend on Facebook, she wrote that “unless you’ve never worn leather shoes, sat on a leather couch or eaten a piece of meat, save your condemnation of tonight’s episode."

Here's the clip that has PETA so up in arms ...

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It was unseasonably warm in New York City yesterday, as temperatures hovered in the mid-50s.

But that didn't stop Kim Kardashian from breaking out a pair of fur coats, much to the chagrin of an organization that actually rivals this reality star in its need for attention.

Kim in Fur

Is PETA 2 FUR-ious at Kim Kardashian for these coats?

After seeing photos of Kim in the attire above, PETA released the following statement:

Kim Kardashian is a woman who has everything - except, it seems, an ounce of sympathy for the animals who have the fur ripped off their backs so that she can purchase yet another gaudy jacket. We wish she would take a cue from her fur-free sister, Khloé Kardashian - but evidently, kindness and generosity don’t run in the family.”

Snaps, yo.

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PETA has made an enticing offer to Lindsay Lohan. If the troubled actress agrees to give up meat, the animal rights group will agree to take over her rehab bill!

That's gonna be one big ass bill too!

After hearing that Lindsay, who was ordered back to rehab instead of jail last week, has fallen on "tough economic times" as a result, PETA wrote this letter ...

Lost Her Marbles

Should Lindsay go vegetarian? It could be worth a lot to her ...

"Dear Lindsay, we understand that you've fallen on tough economic times, so we're writing to you with an offer that we sincerely hope you'll consider."

"PETA will pay your bill for substance addiction treatment if you'll rid yourself of one more toxic substance: meat. A crucial part of recovery is showing charity to others. One way to do this is to be kind to animals, the Earth, and your body."

"You'll never regret it."

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Finally, someone is taking issue with Pamela Anderson's body.

The actres flew to Montreal this week to publicize her latest PETA ad, only to be turned away by the city. Canadian officials denied a permit for the unveling because they claim the bikini-based billboard is somehow sexist.

Said Montreal film commissioner Daniel Bissonnette, whose office laid down the law:

"It is not so much controversial, as it goes against all principles public organizations are fighting for in the everlasting battle of equality between men and women."

Anyone care to make sense of that statement? Do any men feel discriminated against by the following ad?

Down with Meat!

As seen here, the poster reads: "All Animals Have the Same Parts. Go Vegetarian."

We're pretty sure that's inaccurate, however. We've never seen a cow or pig with silicone in their breasts. Moreover, Pamela's parts haven't stopped many men from eating her.

Replied the actress to the controversy: "In a city that is known for its exotic dancing and for being progressive and edgy, how sad that a woman would be banned from using her own body in a political protest over the suffering of cows and chickens. In some parts of the world, women are forced to cover their whole bodies with burqas -- is that next?

"I didn't think that Canada would be so puritanical."

Snaps, yo! Your move, Canada.

** To get a close look at other examples of PETA wasting its money on celebrity-based ads, visit our nude PETA picture album today!

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If you thought Miley Cyrus hated clothing, look at the step her ex-boyfriend has taken.

Justin Gaston is featured in the latest naked PETA ad, posing in his birthday suit alongside some girl named Giglianne Braga and some dude named Ben Elliott.

The trio star on If I Can Dream, an online reality show that chronicles their attempts to make it big in the music world. Of course, if that doesn't work out, there's clearly a career in soft porn ahead for these three.

It's unclear what message PETA is trying to send with these posters, but they practically make the Danielle Staub sex tape look PG by comparison...

Naked Reality Show Cast
Random Nudists for PETA

Just when you thought PETA ads couldn't get more random and pathetic.

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PETA may care more about generating headlines (via posters of naked D-list celebrities) than it does about saving the lives of animals, but at least the organization has good taste in women.

It's named Olivia Wilde the Sexiest Vegetarian Celebrity of 2010. Said the vegan House actress in response to the honor:

"Beyond my desire to boycott the torture factories, I am also way happier when I eat a plant-based diet, and I feel about a thousand times more energetic... I am really honored, and very inspired to continue living the vegan lifestyle that has been so good to my body, my animal friends, and the world we live in."

Bob Harper, a trainer on The Biggest Loser, took this award on the male side.

But whatever. Ogle a few Olivia Wilde pictures below!

We've Gone Wilde
  • Hot and Vegan
  • Looking Beautiful
  • A Gorgeous Actress

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PETA is at it again.

No, the attention-seeking organization is actually not posing a D-list celebrity naked this time, wasting money on a campaign that could otherwise be spent on the lives of animals.

Elisabetta Canalis Topless

Instead, the company is taking at at Brooke Shields, after the actress visited Kopenhagen Fur's workshop in March and said:

"I will advocate that both my generation and the younger generation can wear fur" and "I will wear the fur garment when I follow my children to school, when I drink coffee and when I sleep."

We must say: those are especially odd comments to make. Of all the causes to advocate, who chooses fur?!?

PETA held nothing back in its response, calling out Shields and her floundering career:

"When I was a little girl, I dreamed about growing up to be a rock star. Or maybe a veterinarian. Or a roller derby queen. I didn't dream about anally electrocuting animals on fur farms, but apparently Brooke Shields did.

"We understand that when some actors' careers begin to fade, they'll do just about anything to stay in the limelight, including appearing in eyelash-growing commercials and starring in short-lived TV shows. But Brooke, did you really want the world to remember you as a 'fur pimp' who stares agog at rows of animal skins?"

We have to (painfully) admit: we agree with PETA in this one instance. How about you?

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American's favorite baby factory, who gave birth to octuplets after having six kids already, is endorsing a PETA campaign to promote neutering of dogs and cats.

Hey, they're helping Nadya Suleman pay the mortgage. Facing foreclosure, she was fresh out of options, California home loan rates being what they are and all.

The 34-year-old Octomom is being paid $5,000 to keep a sign promoting spay and neuter surgeries for critters in her garden in La Habra, Calif, until June 9.

That's the deadline when city officials say it must be removed. The sign reads: "Don't Let Your Dog Or Cat Become An Octomom. Always Spay Or Neuter. PETA."

Since giving birth to her eight babies 16 months ago, Nadya Suleman has struggled to pay bills and was in danger of losing her home like so many Americans.

Octomom For PETA

Don't let your daughters do it, either.

Her lawyer negotiated an extension on a $450,000 California mortgage bill that had been due in March, and after PETA stepped in, she made this month's bill!

She declined a more lucrative offer in favor of PETA's.

"It's really a win-win situation for everyone involved," PETA campaign coordinator Amanda Fortino said of helping Octomom and animals at the same time.

Ever generous, the group is also throwing in a month's supply of vegan hot dogs and burgers for Nads and her 14 children. That's a lot of gross hot dogs!

Octomom couldn't be happier: "I love animals and believe they should be spayed or neutered," she said at her home "Humans of course are much different."

Sure, but maybe an exception can be made. Right? Please?

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You've heard of Water for Elephants, right? That best-seller will soon head to the big screen, where Robert Pattinson may play a key role in the movie adaption.

Well, Olivia Munn now wants to introduce the world to Naked Bodies for Elephants, as the talk show host/model is the latest D-list celebrity to strip down for PETA.

Munn sets her nude sights on the circus in a new ad that features the words: “As Nature Intended, Let Elephants Be Free. Boycott the Circus.” The billboard is located at the corner of LA’s Wilshire Boulevard and Highland Avenue and probably cost more to post there than it would have to actually save a few animals.

What a novel concept for PETA, we know...

Olivia Munn Nude Pic

To what other naked celebrities has PETA misallocated its funds? Find out now!

Says Munn:

"You look at something like the circus, and everyone’s laughing and there’s color and there’s music and everything seems so great, but when you go right behind that door and [the animals are] in these crates all day long and then they’re getting shocked and beat just so they can get up and dance around on a ball.

"It was just so sickening.”

We don't disagree with that premise, just with the way in which Munn and PETA have chosen to attack the issue. Someone needs to tell us how the sight of a beautiful, nude female is meant to dissuade us from attending the circus.

Heck, we may go shackle a few elephants during our lunch hour if it means Megan Fox might get naked next.

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Stephanie Pratt is taking it all off for a good cause.

Bunnies. The Hills star and sister of Spencer Pratt is posing nude for a new PETA iPhone app called "Be Nice to Bunnies." The point of the naked advertisement?

Elisabetta Canalis Nude Pic

Drawing attention to PETA product testing on animals.

Apple deemed the app cover too risque, so she'll appear fully clothed on iPhones. But fear not, you will get to see Stephanie Pratt nude in the print campaign ...

We are all for banning animal testing on bunnies, but Stephanie Pratt might try eating one or two ... or at least some kind of protein. Girl's looking a little thin.

"I want to help consumers be informed and keep them compassionate," says Stephanie Pratt, even if all people will be doing is ogling her naked ... side.

The likes of Khloe Kardashian, Eva Mendes, Alicia Silverstone and Pamela Anderson have also shed all clothing for the fame-seeking animal-rights group.

PETA was pissed at Kim Kardashian for karelessly klutching a kitty, though, so being eager to remove all clothes doesn't necessarily endear them to you.

Stephanie Pratt: Would you hit it?

 

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