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As you probably know, Farrah Abraham is penning Celebrity Sex Tape, a trilogy of erotic novels about a young woman that is loosely based on herself.

Gotta be pretty awkward for her daughter someday, right? Well, not anymore than the existence of the Farrah Abraham porn that the books are based on.

Farrah and Sophia Abraham

Farrah's clearly cool with it, and heck, she says she hopes the sexy novels that mirror her own sexual escapades are read by young Sophia one day.

“If she wants to read it later in life, I might blush a little, but I wouldn’t stop her,” Farrah says. “Eventually, she will have to find out that Mommy is a sexual person."

Aren't we all, she says? Sure we are, but not quite like ... that.

Will she pop in Backdoor Teen Mom on holidays, too? Sorry, maybe that's too far, but when you're talking about Farrah, one can't be sure of anything.

Back to her new book, Abraham has received major backlash from critics who claimed (nay, assumed) that she hired a ghostwriter for the sexy series.

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Debbie Rowe is ready to fight for guardianship of Michael Jackson's children, believing the Jackson family "isn't connected with the kids or their lives."

Rowe, the mother of Prince Michael and Paris Jackson, will seek custody of both, and would gladly care for their brother Blanket as well if she could.

According to insiders, Debbie Rowe is very concerned about the environment in the Jackson home, even though she genuinely likes Katherine Jackson.

The kids' grandmother is in her 80s and too old to serve as guardian, she feels, while Michael's brothers are around the three and are terrible influences.

As for co-guardian T.J. Jackson (Kim Kardashian's first love), Rowe likes him too, but is worried that he's on tour and away from the kids for long stretches.

Among other things, she's complained Prince has developed a filthy mouth and is rebellious because no one is even trying to keep him in line anymore.

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As it turns out, Kim Kardashian and Gwyneth Paltrow didn't come up with such bizarre baby names after all.

According to data from the Social Security Administration in 2012, there were 146 female babies born in the United States that year named Khaleesi.

This, of course, is the moniker given to Emilia Clarke’s character on Game of Thrones after she marries a Dothraki leader on Season 1 of the HBO epic.

Emilia Clarke as Khaleesi

The unusual name (which makes North and Apple seem downright normal) is more popular than some more typical female names, such as Brandy (130) and Alex (128).

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Think the annual Kardashian Christmas card is a work of art? Please.

Who wants a staged shot of reality stars all decked out in designer clothes gifted to them by various big-name brands... when you can ogle family portraits of a very different nature instead?!?

Like a mother, father and their children all totally naked. Or multiple examples of husbands have weird fun with their pregnant wives bellies.

Or cats and guns and bows and arrows and the following gallery of 17 awkward family oortraits that will make you finally realize that your childhood wasn't so bad after all:

Naked Family Portrait
We have no words for this family photo. Except to say the kids likely ended up in therapy for many years.

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When Kate Middleton takes Prince George on a playdate, the results are royally cute. We learned this key lesson today in Wellington, New Zealand.

The eight-month-old youngster joined parents Kate and William for his very first royal engagement inside the Blundell Room at Government House.

Photos of the future King of England’s playdate with local toddlers offered up a glimpse at the would-be monarch's personality ... and/or were just super cute:

Kate Middleton and Prince George Playdate
Kate Middleton and Prince George on a play date in New Zealand, April 2014. Looking cute as ever!

While the future monarch crawled across the crowded room, proud father Prince William marveled: "He goes right up to the door and peers through."

The latest milestone from George? "He's teething!" Kate Middleton revealed.

Other playdate highlights? The royal baby grabbing a purple tambourine, throwing a blue plastic block and banging on a baby drum set with Isabella Tunstall.

"Isabella and George had a lot of fun on the drums," her dad Ryan said. "It was a pleasure sharing our beautiful baby with the duke and duchess."

"The whole thing was a wonderful highlight," he added.

Scroll through the gallery above for more scenes!

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Human Barbie Valeria Lukyanova has no plans to reproduce, which is probably cause for celebration ... and she doesn't believe in races mixing, either.

Say what now?

In an interview with GQ, the aspiring plastic-human hybrid slash Ukrainian model (or whatever she is) opens up about parenting and why she doesn't want kids.

Valeria Lukyanova Bikini Photograph

"The very idea of having children brings out this deep revulsion in me," Valeria Lukyanova says. "Most people have children to fulfill their own ambitions, not to give anything."

"They don't think about what they can give this child, what they can teach her."

"They just try to shape her according to some weird script - whatever they couldn't do in life, like becoming a writer or a doctor. I'd rather die from torture.

"The worst thing in the world is to have a family lifestyle."

Hard to argue her point about having kids for the right reasons, but her comments on the "degeneration" of beauty and the reasons behind it are eye-opening.

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Young Paislee Harper of Kentucky turned four recently, and the milestone was kind of a big deal for the little girl, but not in the way you might expect.

Her mom, Andrea, filmed Paislee and her twin brother, Hudson, talking about their upcoming birthdays, in the hopes of preserving some cute memories.

Four. The gravity of that number can be too much for a girl to take.

It became apparent in discussion the event that Paislee is having a hard time grappling with reality of aging, plunging herself into an existential crisis:

"I don't want 4," an overwhelmed Paislee lamented through tears.

She also doesn't want a new car seat, or a new bike. Those aren't going to do a whole lot for her mood. She loved being three years old. Just loved it.

She wants to keep being three, and is so distraught at the concept of no longer being three, she rebuffs her brother's attempts to console her.

Unfortunately for Paislee ... she will also turn 40 someday.

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Brandi Glanville rushed her son to the hospital over the weekend, sending LeAnn Rimes into a Twitter frenzy, which we know because both live Tweet life.

Like seriously, 24/7/365, the women of Eddie Cibrian are beefing or sparring over Twitter. It's amazing, really, that these are grown adults, but so be it.

Brandi is Not Sorry

Brandi and Eddie's son Mason, was injured in an undisclosed accident, and naturally, Brandi Glanville shared the event on Twitter with cryptic Tweets:

  • 8 hours in the ER this trip to NYC Mason will never forget! 1st trip in an ambulance! All will be fine
  • Just want to thank all the hard working Dr. Nurses & EVERYONE that put up with my crying panicked ass and help save my babes life!
  • Thanks for your we'll wishes regarding Mason he is doing a lot better and all will be fine!

LeAnn, of course, caught wind of her stepson's injuries and took to Twitter:

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For someone who hasn't done anything truly objectionable, Gwyneth Paltrow seems like she's on a quest to become the most loathed star on the web.

Seriously. Justin Bieber is a punk who gets arrested and sued every week, and Chris Brown beat Rihanna into a coma, yet they have more fans than she.

Paltrow, who announced her conscious uncoupling from Chris Martin last week, was swiftly mocked for her seemingly new-agey, elitist take on divorce.

Now, she's raising more eyebrows and inspiring even more ridicule thanks to an interview with E! in which she laments her struggles as a working mom.

"It’s much harder for me. I feel like I set it up in a way that makes it difficult because ... for me, like if I miss a school run, they are like, ‘Where were you?’" she says.

"I think it’s different when you have an office job, because it’s routine and, you know, you can do all the stuff in the morning and then you come home in the evening."

"When you’re shooting a movie, they’re like, ‘We need you to go to Wisconsin for two weeks,’ and then you work 14 hours a day and that part of it is very difficult."

"I think to have a regular job and be a mom is not as, of course there are challenges, but it’s not like being on set," Gwyneth went on, without irony.

Yeah.

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Prince George, Kate Middleton and Prince William appear in a new family picture together for the first time since October, and it was worth the wait.

William released the latest family photograph, a charming and stunning snapshot of their 8-month-old baby boy with the family dog Lupo, on Saturday:

Prince George, Kate Middleton and Prince William Photo

The Duke, 31, and Duchess Kate Middleton, 32, are seen perched by a windowsill at their home, Apartment 1A at Kensington Palace, with their son.

Looking happy and flawless as always, Kate holds onto Prince George as he gazes at Lupo, who the heir to the throne has his arm wrapped around.

The royal baby, needless to say, is beyond adorable with his hair growing out and his blue-colored sweater with "George" written across the front of it.

Royals. They're just like us. Sort of.

They do seem quite approachable and down-to-earth as billionaires and future monarchs go. You get the impression you could be friends with the family.

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