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A father and a mother gave their two kids the best Easter present ever last week.

In the following video, we see a little girl and young boy open up a fake egg and see what we presume to be their mother's Ultrasound picture inside.

They don't put it together right away, but once the daughter learns she's gonna have a baby brother or sister, she shrieks in delights... hugs her mom tightly... and then adorably tells her parents she "can't thank them enough" for procreating again.

The boy, meanwhile? Eh, he could take this news or leave it. But, hey, at least he isn't screaming in anger:

In a similarly awesome video we posted last month, an 11-year old cried tears of joy upon learning he'll be an older sibling.

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Alicia Silverstone's Kind Mama parenting book is taking the Internet by storm, and not in a good way. If you haven't heard about it, here's a synopsis:

In Kind Mama, Alicia Silverstone claims to have the answers regarding how to avoid things like cancer, thyroid conditions, diabetes, infertility, and depression. 

Basically, her answer is "eat more plants." She calls them "kind foods" but that's it in a nutshell. And she sort of comes off sounding like a big ol' nut. See?

Your chichi is the most absorbent part of your body.

Your chichi is the most absorbent part of your body.

Your chichi is the most absorbent part of your body.

If you listen to Alicia Silverstone, you need to:

  1. Stop using tampons because your "chichi" will absorb phthalates.
  2. Practice the "kind mama" way to avoid postpartum depression.
  3. NOT vaccinate your kids because of anecdotes, which, FYI are NOT science.

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When a 12-year-old girl posted racy photos of herself on Facebook, her mom was upset. So she beat her HARD and posted a video of THAT on Facebook:

This was not your run-of-the-mill beating, either.

Helen Bartlett whipped her offspring with a strap for several minutes, causing the video to go viral and spark a heated debate over corporal punishment.

Some viewers support the mom's actions, while others are appalled, for obvious reasons - and this isn't even the full-length video she put online.

You can see the uncensored version Barlett shared - and has no regrets about. She says she is "prepared to go to jail" to set her "problem child" straight.

She says she beat her daughter for posting underwear photos and sexting, and did it to keep her off the streets and stop her from getting pregnant.

Noble goals, to be sure ... but seriously?

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The gorgeous Olivia Wilde gave birth to a baby boy last week. If there's one thing Boy Moms everywhere know, it's look out for that fire hose.

Baby boys, and many of their grown-up counterparts, don't exactly have that whole aiming thing down.

Baby Otis initiated his mom - and himself - into this new club they're in together in quite the humorous and, okay, probably disgusting way, and the new mom took to Twitter to share her wit and experience with everyone out there.

Hey, urine is sterile, right? Right.

Olivia Wilde Tweet

Seems like new daddy Jason Sudeikis COULD HAVE WARNED HER. She seems to have taken her baby's impromptu showering in stride.

If she keeps this sense of humor about the rest of the situations she'll encounter on this parenting journey, something tells us she'll be just fine. 

And she's not alone. Twitter is ripe with other parents relaying the funny things their kids do and say. 

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And we just THOUGHT Taylor Swift's "We Are Never Ever, Ever, Ever Getting Back Together" was a break-up song! For Nate and Erica Eaton, it was used as a catchy jingle to announce their new addition.

The Eaton's Taylor Swift-inspired pregnancy announcement video might just be the most fun rendition of the song we've ever seen. And yes, it's definitely as earworm-y as the original.

When you're surprised by a second pregnancy when the first baby is only 10 months old, what else IS there to do except make a music video about it, right?

The only thing missing from this music video was some Taylor Swift dancing and reaction gifs, but we have those for you here.

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Jenelle Evans doesn't even have legal custody of her son Jace, but imagine her surprise when absentee dad Andrew Lewis showed up at his daycare.

Even though he’s banned from the center, no less.

Lewis and the Teen Mom 2 star never married and despite being MIA for most of his offspring's life, he has recently been sneaking in secret visits with Jace.

Jenelle Evans is not happy about it.

“He has told people that he has gone four times,” a source said. “They snuck him in once but Andrew’s not on the approved list of visitors so they started turning him away.”

Barbara Evans, Jenelle's mom and Jace's primary caretaker, doesn’t take these visits lightly as her fears for Jace's safety are of paramount concern.

“Babs went over to daycare and took Jace home when she heard Andrew was trying to visit," said an inside source. “Babs takes care of him full time."

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Alicia Silverstone has some ... pretty interesting views on parenting.

Because she's Alicia Silverstone, an obvious expert on the subject, she's decided to transcribe them in book form. And oh, how enlightened the public will be.

If you thought chewing her kid's food for him was a bit strange, that's got nothing on some of the views espoused in her new tome, The Kind Mama.

Somewhere, Kristin Cavallari and Jenny McCarthy are PSYCHED ... because they've been dethroned as the new poster parent who hates vaccines.

Shots are just "aluminum and formaldehyde," after all. Alicia writes:

“While there has not been a conclusive study of the negative effects of such a rigorous one-size-fits-all, shoot-’em-up schedule, there is increasing anecdotal evidence from doctors who have gotten distressed phone calls from parents claiming their child was ‘never the same’ after receiving a vaccine. And I personally have friends whose babies were drastically affected in this way.”

Also, your tampons are ruining you, ladies. Just absolutely killing your body:

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Selena Gomez's mother and stepfather are saying they had no warning that Gomez was firing them as her manager until the story hit the Internet last week.

Selena Gomez's Mom

Mandy Teefey says she and her husband sat down with Selena Thursday after the story was broken by TMZ and reported by tons of celebrity gossip sites.

Now that the rumor's out in the open, Mandy asked point blank if Selena was absolutely sure she wanted to move in a different direction. She said yes.

Just the same, Teefey is reportedly having a hard time processing the fact that she's no longer Selena's manager, which Gomez has hinted at for months.

Selena's mom and stepdad had managed the 21-year-old star since her big break at Disney years ago, but lately, there's been frustration on her end.

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Timelapse videos are all the rage on the Internet.

There was this cool one of a wife's pregnancy that featured an original song by her husband; and also this one of a homeless man turning around his appearance/life.

Now, along these same lines, a Netherlands native named Frans Hofmeester has released a video online that is spliced together from footage he shot over the first 14 years of his daughter’s life so far.

The touching footage beings with clips of little Lotte crying, dribbling and even being sick as a newborn baby… and by the end she has morphed into a teenager with makeup.

This is well worth four minutes of your time:

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As you probably know, Farrah Abraham is penning Celebrity Sex Tape, a trilogy of erotic novels about a young woman that is loosely based on herself.

Gotta be pretty awkward for her daughter someday, right? Well, not anymore than the existence of the Farrah Abraham porn that the books are based on.

Farrah and Sophia Abraham

Farrah's clearly cool with it, and heck, she says she hopes the sexy novels that mirror her own sexual escapades are read by young Sophia one day.

“If she wants to read it later in life, I might blush a little, but I wouldn’t stop her,” Farrah says. “Eventually, she will have to find out that Mommy is a sexual person."

Aren't we all, she says? Sure we are, but not quite like ... that.

Will she pop in Backdoor Teen Mom on holidays, too? Sorry, maybe that's too far, but when you're talking about Farrah, one can't be sure of anything.

Back to her new book, Abraham has received major backlash from critics who claimed (nay, assumed) that she hired a ghostwriter for the sexy series.

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