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For the record, we don't know if Kourtney Kardashian is actually pregnant with her third child. It's just a rumor at the moment.

But we do almost definitely know how Kourtney and Scott Disick will present this news to the world, if it ends up being true:

Via a tabloid cover story for which they're paid a very handsome sum.

And to which we say: BOOOO! That's no fun at all.

What is fun if you're an expecting couple? Mocking your wife's morning sickness, of course. Or creating your own movie-style billboard.

Herewith, THG presents 11 creative couples who turned a miraculous moment into an LOL moment:

We're Pregnant!
This guy seems a little more excited about his impending baby than his wife does. We wonder why.

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Summer camp. It's a rite of passage for America's youth.

For parents sending their kids away for this timeless tradition, sometimes it's the first time they've been on their own for more than a day or two.

We miss the kiddos. We worry. We yearn for their return.

But we also know how vital this sort of thing is to growing up, building life experience, and forging an independent path that they will carry into adulthood.

Or at least do stuff like this awesome kid told his mom:

Kid Note From Camp, Part 1
Kid Note From Camp, Part 2
Kid Note From Camp, Part 3

Slightly different from what the eight-year-old's mother imagined, but as fantastic as it gets with the level of detail and the brutal honesty surrounding:

  • The kid named Zack who burps the alphabit
  • The 37 push pop rekerd he's coming after
  • The oatmeal sucking, even with raisins
  • The horse taking three mammoth Ds

Hard for us to imagine a better time, to be honest:

More classic notes from little kids after the jump:

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Give the mother in the following photo an A for effort.

After spotting a very sweet picture of an expecting mother and her daughter on Pinterest, this Nebraska resident (wife of Reddit user huskerman402) attempted to create the image with her own child.

The result may be less sentimental, but it's a whole lot more hilarious!

Pinterest Photo Recreation Fail

She totally nailed it, didn't she?

While we're on the subject of online mishaps, it's worth reliving these 33 epic Facebook fails.

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It's safe to say that Farrah Abraham thinks highly of herself.

After all, not only did Farrah make a sex tape, she also made a mold of her vagina (and, um... other orifices), so that men all over the world could pretend they themselves are knocking up the former Teen Mom.

Yes, Farrah's backdoor is accessible to the entire world ... but don't you go thinking she gives it up on a first date!

In a recent interview, Farrah, talked sex toys, relationships, parenting, and Christianity. Four of her favorite topics ... and four entries on the list of things that Farrah seems to not quite understand:

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Look, pancakes are delicious.

You can fill them with blueberries. Spray whipped cream on top. Shove some bananas inside. Any of these pancake recipes would be totally delicious.

But that doesn't mean you can go all Chris Brown on your brother in order to get some, okay, people?

The three-year old in the following video learned this lesson the hard way recently, getting chewed out by his father after committing such a violent act and then receiving the worst punishment imaginable:

NO PANCAKES!

Sad times, indeed.

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A woman in Tennessee named Shona Carter-Brooks recently tied her one-month old child to her wedding dress and then dragged the child down the aisle.

And the only thing more shocking than the act itself may be the bride's response to critics of her decision.

Baby Tied to Wedding Dress

Carter-Brooks ended up at the center of a media storm after posting pictures of daughter Aubrey's unusual involvement in the ceremony on Facebook.

But the mother of two didn't back down once the questions and insults starting flying online.

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LeAnn Rimes. Owner of one of the great voices in modern popular music, and one of the most volatile Twitter accounts in terms of hateful mentions.

Sure, she and Eddie Cibrian wrecked homes together when she was married to Dean Sheremet and he was married (with kids) to Brandi Glanville.

Still, LeAnn and Eddie married in 2011, and stars have moved on from scandals far more salacious. In Rimes' case, though, she fuels the rage.

Constantly. When defending herself from the haters, she riles up the haters. When Tweeting positive things about Eddie's kids, she riles up the haters.

Rimes does not seem to grasph this, even as a fan stated in a respectful way that perhaps she would be more likable if she kept it to herself:

  • @leannrimes I'm not meaning this in a mean way. Do you think a bit of the hate would dwindle, if you were to not mention the kids as much?
  • @VeryPROUDAuntie No! They are my life Eddie and my life revolve around them I will not edit myself because of anyone else's childishness!

Yeah. It's like Tweeting to a wall.

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Hilaria Baldwin has pulled a Gwyneth Paltrow.

And, no, we don't mean Alec Baldwin's wife has just won an Academy Award.

Instead, about six weeks after Paltrow's comments about moms with office jobs having it easier than movie stars (due to a set 9-5 schedule) Baldwin has posted an online picture of her and nine-month old daughter daughter Carmen taking a nap.

Pretty cute, right?

Yes, except Baldwin wrote as a caption to the picture: "Between teething & yoga photo shoots, we are tired."

Hilaria Baldwin Baby Pic

Hilaria will hopefully forgive the single mother - who is working two jobs and isn't married to a multi-millionaire - for not crying many tears of sympathy over Baldwin's lack of sleep.

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Britney Spears' less famous little sister, Jamie Lynn Spears, still grew up too fast as well. Now she's under fire for putting her daughter in that same position.

After getting pregnant at 16, Jamie Lynn's adorable daughter Maddie Briann is now five, and already following in the Spears family footsteps.

Case in point? Jamie Lynn Spears posted this video of Maddie dancing to "Fancy" by Iggy Azalea, shaking her hips and pumping her chest:

What Spears felt was harmless fun may not be, some people say.

On the hit track, the Australian rapper brags about being a “bad bItch” who “takes all the liquor straight” and has men “just wishing they could bite it.”

“This video is totally inappropriate,” said one expert in such matters, clinical psychologist and Columbia University professor Dr. Judy Kuriansky.

“Maddie is way too young to be exposed to that type of music.”

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Chris Crafton of the U.S. Air Force was supposed to be stationed in Cuba, not at his daughter Taylor's high school graduation in Grand Forks, N.D.

Oh, how he had his family fooled this week.

Chris' family was prepared for his absence from Taylor's big day, to the point where they even made a cardboard cutout of him to sit in the crowd in spirit.

Not only did Crafton manage to end his deployment in time for her graduation, though, he declined to tell anyone in his family, not even his wife.

Which made this all the more amazing:

An announcement from the ceremony's MC was the only thing signaling Chris' arrival, just before he jogged onstage and embraced Taylor, saying:

"I told you, don't give up on your dad."

She never did, despite the demands of his job. He's spent 1,782 days deployed, by his count, saying "This is my last deployment so I had to make it happen."

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