by Hilton Hater at . Comments

Can we say something crazy?

We're still not sick of Frozen, not when RIDICULOUSLY adorable parents and their children are covering hits from the movie soundtrack in their own creative ways.

Like when this girl sang through her spinter pain.

And especially when Aubrey Marceaux and her daughter Teigan team up in the car to lip-sync to "Love is an Open Door," making the perfect silly faces and giving some attention to the very best song in Frozen.

(That's right, "Let It Go." We said it!)


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by Tattle Taylor at . Comments

Look, we're not saying Disney has a vendetta against parents, but we ARE saying that if you're a parent in a Disney movie, you better skip ahead to the end of the script.

There's a super good chance you won't make it that far, and the audience who comes to see you will be crying into popcorn buckets and wiping away tears with buttery fingers.

Heartbreak, bullying, losing your pets, facing your own mortal peril. Ugh. It's enough to make us sad for weeks sometimes! These ARE movies for kids, right? RIGHT?!?!

From Bambi's mom to "Baby Mine," we present to you the 19 most depressing Disney moments EVER. Get your tissues out and steel yourselves ...

Bambi's Mom Dies
Look, I don't care who you are. Bambi's mom's death is probably THE SADDEST MOMENT EVER in Disney history. Ever. Followed SUPER closely by...

Yeah. Gonna be rough for the kiddos and parents alike.

See, if Disney movie posters and taglines just TOLD THE TRUTH about some of these cinema classics, we could save ourselves a bunch of heartache.

To wit, follow the jump for 19 honest Disney posters:

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by Free Britney at . Comments

Moms. We love them, but they don't understand the Google, fail at texting in more ways than we can count and clearly shouldn't be allowed access to the Facebook.

At the very least, their social media behaviors should be closely monitored.

Why? Because as Facebook grows in popularity among Americans young and old, amusing exchanges like these are beyond awkward for their grown kids:

I'm 31 Years Old!

James may be 31, but he'll always be his mom's baby boy. This is a sweet sentiment, but he likely has other words for it after she blasted this photo publicly.

No wonder more and more "kids these days" prefer Instagram, Vine, Tumblr, SnapChat, etc. Facebook is officially your mom's social network hot spot!

Using the service to embarrass family members, intentionally or otherwise, has become as ubiquitous as Facebook itself for users of middle to advanced age.

Whether they're posting baby pics, offering up TMI updates about their own lives or otherwise misusing it, it's basically a ticking time bomb for you nowadays.

We're not sure if it's good or bad, but James is far from alone. Check out 13 more classic cases of parents humiliating kids on Facebook after the jump ...

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by Hilton Hater at . Comments

Tragically, this was bound to happen at some point, wasn't it?

Over the past several weeks, we've documented stories of a guy getting kicked in the face by a conductor when trying to take a selfie on train tracks; along with another dude getting attacked by a swan when going for a self-portrait.

Now, The Independent reports that an unnamed Polish couple was visiting the cliffs of Cabo da Roca on the west coast of Portugal on Saturday when they tried to snap a selfie.

But they slipped and plunged hundreds of feet below to their death.

The parents left behind two kids, ages five and six, who are being cared for by Polish diplomats and undergoing counseling.

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by Free Britney at . Comments

The Google. Confusing parents everywhere since 1998.

Despite the ubiquity and apparent simplicity of the search engine behemoth, a company so big it sells for $570 a share and has become a verb, it still baffles some.

As Will Smith once said, parents just don't understand.

Tales of Google confounding Americans of intermediate to advanced age are as old as time. Or at least the late 1990s. Take this classic text message exchange:

Mom Does Not Understand Google

Google probably thought everyone loved their doodles, too.

Not this mom! What is this confusing stuff?! She just wants the white screen with the brightly-colored GOOGLE and blank search field back, thankyouverymuch.

So we learned from her son, who took the blame for this.

Erroneously under attack, he helpfully explained that Google's clever changes were not the result of her offspring changing up the settings of her computer.

And no, mom, there is not a number you can call.

Add this to the list of vintage mom texting fails, as well as the mountain of evidence that parents should not use Facebook, Google or any technology for that matter:

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by Hilton Hater at . Comments

Olivia Wilde isn't just featured in the latest issue of Glamour.

She's featured in the latest issue of Glamour breastfeeding son Otis.

Why did the actress choose to pose for such a picture, in which Wilde is wearing a sparkling Roberto Cavalli gown and Prada heels and her child is naked?

"Usually he has a diaper on and I've never looked that good breastfeeding," Wilde said this morning on Today. "I never will."

She also said the photo wasn't planned.

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With the debate over breastfeeding in public continuing to rage on, Miranda Sowers got into trouble over the weekend for a different kind of public act involving her child.

The Texas mother of three tells KHOU that she took her four-month old daughter into a bathroom at Brother's Pizza Express, only to discover it did not have a changing table.

So she figured she'd use her own table at restaurant to take care of this dirty deed.

"I thought, 'you know what I've got my own changing pad, she's tiny, she fits right here on the chair,'" Sowers explains of the decision. "So I laid her down quickly and quietly changed her diaper."

Mother, kids

But not quietly enough for an employee to not notice, leading to Sowers getting thrown out of the establishment.

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by Tyler Johnson at . Comments

If you're a fan of disgusting behavior from supposed grown-ups, today has been your day!

This morning, we told you about the Oklahoma teacher who showed up to work drunk and pantsless, and now we give you a jaw-dropping display of dickishness from a redditor known only as thr111.

According to self-aggrandizing (and probably BS) story this dude posted online, he was standing in line at Burger King (of course) when a kid behind him started begging his mom to buy him a pie.

Burger King

The mom agreed, but the kid just wouldn't shut up about it, much to our heroic BK enthusiast's chagrin.

To hear him tell it, thr111 (who, in his version of the story, probably looks like Ryan Gosling, but with a dense, Chuck Norris-esque beard), decided then and there to teach this kid and his stressed-out mom a lesson about faux-food line etiquette:

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It's a fear many new parents have after bringing their newborn home from the hospital:

How will my dog react to the presence of a tiny human being?

But it's a concern that one family didn't need to worry about for very long this summer, not after their Husky (Piper) met their baby girl (Lily) and was SO SO SO excited that she spun around in circles.

It's the reaction all mothers and fathers who are pet owners hope for. Check it out here:

There are plenty examples of dogs getting along well with small children, from teaching them how to crawl to eating popcorn, much to the baby's sheer joy.

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by Hilton Hater at . Comments

Earlier this summer, Rob Kardashian Tweeted that he has a son.

The actor was kidding (we think), but plenty of male celebrities face the very serious issue of having a child out of wedlock.

From rappers... to DJs... to basketball players... to whatever the heck Scott Disick does for a living, most of these stars have taken responsibility for their actions, while hopefully offering up a lessons to fans around the world:

Don't cheat. Do use protection. And put a ring on the finger of Kourtney Kardashian if you wish to be categorized differently. Sheesh! 

Pauly D
Pauly D produced a daughter named Amabella after a one-night stand with a native of New Jersey. He is active in his child's life.