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Kids don't just say the darndest things... such as firing their babysitter for a disagreement over Barbie.

They also do the darndest things... such as scaling a rock-climbing wall in front of their strong father, who isn't just rippling with muscles in the following video.

He's rippling with pride.

Can you blame the guy? Look at this 20-month old baby go! 

Children, huh?

They may give you problems when trying to recreate an adorable Pinterest picture.

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Karlesha Thurman has unintentionally entered the public breastfeeding debate.

The senior recently graduated from California State University and shared an intimate photo of the big day on the Facebook group page for Black Women Do Breastfeed.

She explained her motivation for doing so thusly, saying of her daughter:

"She was my motivation to keep going, so me receiving my BA was OUR moment, so glad I captured the moment and so glad you shared it with the world so thank you again."

Karlesha Thurman Breastfeeding Photo

As you might expect, however, Thurman's proud moment became a source of contention within the online community.

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Jaime King is hoping her boobs canachieve a ceasefire in the Mommy Wars.

The Hart of Dixie star took to Instagram yesterday and posted an intimate photo of herself nursing eight-month old son James.

Like the image of Natalia Vodianova breastfeeding online, is King making a statement about how society ought to quit shunning those who make this act public when need be?

Yes. But that's not all the actress is trying to accomplish.

Jaime King Breastfeeding Pic

"#JamesKnight is now 8 months old! These are the moments a mother lives for," King wrote as a caption, addressing parents around the world and adding:

"Breastfeeding should not be taboo - and bottle feeding should not be judged - it’s ALL fun for the whole family:)"

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by Tattle Taylor at . Comments

NEWS FLASH: Everybody is a perfect parent until they have kids.

From saying inane things like "Wearing underwear on your head does not give you the ability to fly" to finding yourself with the TV on children's programming long after the littles are asleep, parenting is one colossal mind game for which one cannot prepare.

People caution "just wait until you're a parent," and you don't listen.

Because of course you don't. That totally won't happen to you when you shoot out some spawn and then vow to raise them for the rest of your life. Nope! No way!

You won't be THAT parent. You're NOT that parent. But you are. Probably. But just in case the kids running crazy through your house weren't enough, here are 11 signs you're a parent ...

Potty Time
What is it about going to the bathroom that acts as a Bat Signal for children, alarming them to your whereabouts and begging them to be your audience whilst you do your business?

Parenting becomes immensely easier when you learn to embrace the hilarity and insanity of the moment, but unfortunately that clarity only comes with time. Lots and lots of time.

Or by learning from the example of some of the many parents (and children) who've been down this road before you. Crying because a cracker is, well, cracked?

It's totally funny when you stop to think about it ...

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Natalia Vodianova is posing naked on Instagram.

Because she's a gorgeous Russian model, one would think this would be creating quite the online stir… and one would be right.

But not for the usual drool-inducing reason.

Vodianova - who has worked with such big names as Calvin Klein - was photographed by Paolo Roversi for an image she posted on Instagram.

It features the mother breastfeeding her one-month old and, as you might expect, it's led to yet another debate on whether or not mothers should keep this practice private.

Natalia Vodianova Breastfeeding Photo

A student campaign in Texas last month brought this issue to the forefront, as a number of young women showed the dirty effects of forcing new moms to hide this act of nature behind closed doors.

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For the record, we don't know if Kourtney Kardashian is actually pregnant with her third child. It's just a rumor at the moment.

But we do almost definitely know how Kourtney and Scott Disick will present this news to the world, if it ends up being true:

Via a tabloid cover story for which they're paid a very handsome sum.

And to which we say: BOOOO! That's no fun at all.

What is fun if you're an expecting couple? Mocking your wife's morning sickness, of course. Or creating your own movie-style billboard.

Herewith, THG presents 11 creative couples who turned a miraculous moment into an LOL moment:

We're Pregnant!
This guy seems a little more excited about his impending baby than his wife does. We wonder why.

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Summer camp. It's a rite of passage for America's youth.

For parents sending their kids away for this timeless tradition, sometimes it's the first time they've been on their own for more than a day or two.

We miss the kiddos. We worry. We yearn for their return.

But we also know how vital this sort of thing is to growing up, building life experience, and forging an independent path that they will carry into adulthood.

Or at least do stuff like this awesome kid told his mom:

Kid Note From Camp, Part 1
Kid Note From Camp, Part 2
Kid Note From Camp, Part 3

Slightly different from what the eight-year-old's mother imagined, but as fantastic as it gets with the level of detail and the brutal honesty surrounding:

  • The kid named Zack who burps the alphabit
  • The 37 push pop rekerd he's coming after
  • The oatmeal sucking, even with raisins
  • The horse taking three mammoth Ds

Hard for us to imagine a better time, to be honest:

More classic notes from little kids after the jump:

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Give the mother in the following photo an A for effort.

After spotting a very sweet picture of an expecting mother and her daughter on Pinterest, this Nebraska resident (wife of Reddit user huskerman402) attempted to create the image with her own child.

The result may be less sentimental, but it's a whole lot more hilarious!

Pinterest Photo Recreation Fail

She totally nailed it, didn't she?

While we're on the subject of online mishaps, it's worth reliving these 33 epic Facebook fails.

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It's safe to say that Farrah Abraham thinks highly of herself.

After all, not only did Farrah make a sex tape, she also made a mold of her vagina (and, um... other orifices), so that men all over the world could pretend they themselves are knocking up the former Teen Mom.

Yes, Farrah's backdoor is accessible to the entire world ... but don't you go thinking she gives it up on a first date!

In a recent interview, Farrah, talked sex toys, relationships, parenting, and Christianity. Four of her favorite topics ... and four entries on the list of things that Farrah seems to not quite understand:

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by Hilton Hater at . Comments

Look, pancakes are delicious.

You can fill them with blueberries. Spray whipped cream on top. Shove some bananas inside. Any of these pancake recipes would be totally delicious.

But that doesn't mean you can go all Chris Brown on your brother in order to get some, okay, people?

The three-year old in the following video learned this lesson the hard way recently, getting chewed out by his father after committing such a violent act and then receiving the worst punishment imaginable:

NO PANCAKES!

Sad times, indeed.

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