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Give this six-year-old credit for figuring out that you can swipe your dad's credit card and buy stuff with it that you otherwise couldn't afford with piggy bank savings.

Deduct points for not knowing his father's actual name, however.

Receipt Signed Dad

Ah, kids. They love pushing the envelope and trying to do adult things.

This one really showed some gumption, though, calling in a pizza and using his dad’s credit card to pay for the feast. It was a genius and delicious plan.

Until, of course, he was asked to sign the credit card receipt. Gulp.

The penmanship could use work, but we'll give him a pass on that due to his age. Signing "Dad" though? It was Amateur Hour in suburbia, clearly.

On the bright side, this is one American youth we don't have to worry about starting an identity theft ring. For that, we thank "Dad" and "Mom."

More THG Great Moments in Receipts after the jump:

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You oughtta know... that Alanis Morissette is a proud supporter of public breastfeeding.

The singer threw it back to 2012 in a photo posted to Instagram in honor of World Breastfeeding Day today, writing as a caption to the following image:

"family on tour ;) europe 2012 #worldbreastfeedingweek #isupportyou @msjamielynne #everlovedhischakraglasses @jaygordonmdfaap."

Alanis Morissette Breastfeeding

Morissette and rapper Mario "Souleye" Treadway wed in May 2010 and welcomed their son Ever Imre Morissette-Treadway later that year on Christmas Day.

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Remember Carleigh O'Connell? The 14-year old who responded to bullying by her classmates by posing for a Facebook photo alongside the insulting piece of graffiti left for her by said classmates?

Now it's time to meet Tanis Jex-Blake - and to be equally inspired.

This mother of five was suntanning at Alberta Beach in Edmonton on Tuesday, wearing a two-piece for the first time since giving birth to her first child in 2001.

While trying to relax, she overheard people referring to her as “nasty” and “disgusting” and then opened her eyes to see two men and one woman pointing at her stretch mark-filled stomach.

  • Mother Stretch Marks
  • Mother of 5

Jex-Blake says she quickly left, broke down in the car ride home, but then decided to stand up for herself on Facebook.

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The typically light-hearted Jada Pinkett Smith is not in a joking mood about that infamous photo of daughter Willow Smith and Moises Arias in bed together.

It's not Willow who upset her, though. It's the web's collective reaction.

Willow Smith, Moises Arias

In an interview with the website Net-a-Porter, Jada was asked about the controversial pic of her 13-year-old girl and her 20-year-old actor friend.

"Just don't pollute something that's not dirty," Pinkett Smith says, reiterating her earlier position that Internet users are all pedophiles for reading into this.

"It's really tough. I feel like the connection to the value of women on a bigger scale has decreased tremendously," she mused of what she feels is a broader issue.

"Men and women encompass both feminine and masculine energies, but it seems like when the feminine is present, it's not respected [on the same level]."

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Summer camp has been a rite of passage for generations of American youth.

It's an invaluable coming-of-age experience we look back on fondly, even if some of the many life lessons we learn in that setting really sting at the time.

Exhibit A: This poor kid who got dumped at the camp dance because ...

Kid Laments Breakup on Postcard Home

Getting your flirt on at camp is hard enough. Getting dispatched because you're a nice young man and it turns out she's into bad boys is even rougher.

A camp counselor shared this gem on Reddit, leaving us both amused and sad for the recipient of this jarring experience that left him reeling.

His closing thought to mom sums it up, really. Straight from the heart.

If there's any silver lining here, kid it's that nice guys only finish last for the first 20-25 years and typically end up with better-looking wives and better jobs.

It's a long-game strategy, man, but a winning one. Stay the course.

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Not every woman out there wants to pose for self-portraits while pregnant.

And can you blame them? What if the Internet mocks their seemingly great idea in a gallery of absurdly awkward pregnancy photos?

But one husband came up with a genius response when his wife decided against snapping any expecting parental pictures: He'd do so himself!

Who cares that he doesn't have a baby bump... he's got one seriously impressive beer belly and it's on full display some of the most hilarious images you'll ever see.

Check out this man's large, exposed gut and prepare to bust your gut while laughing at his work:

Black, White and Beautiful
This husband figured that if his wife didn't want maternity pictures, why not pose for some paternity pictures?!?

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Gwen Stefani is a rock star, and a rock star mom to boot. No doubt!

The pop queen and Voice coach posted the following photo to Instagram Friday, showing her breastfeeding her 5-month-old baby boy, Apollo Bowie Flynn.

The 44-year-old looks to be in good spirits (so much for Gwen Stefani-Gavin Rossdale divorce talk?) with the backdrop of a mountainous Swiss landscape:

Gwen Stefani Breastfeeding

The younger brother of Kingston and Zuma, wrapped in a white and red-starred swaddling blanket by aden + anais, is no doubt right at home with his mom.

Other famous figures have shared similarly inspiring nursing photos with their fans before. In fact, it's becoming the norm, or at least the trend, to do so.

Last month, we saw photos of Natalia Vodianova and Jaime King breastfeeding, the latter of which was accompanied by an inspiring message.

"These are the moments a mother lives for," wrote King, pushing for an end to the Mommy Wars and noting, "Breastfeeding should not be taboo."

"Bottle feeding should not be judged - it's ALL fun for the whole family :)."

Amen to that, sister! More celebrity Instagram breastfeeding pics below:

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Sometimes, we need to cut our mothers some slack.

It's not really their fault that they don't know how to text message, considering the era in which they grew up. And, hey, at least they're trying to connect with us!

Other times, however, there's just no excuse for their behavior.

Like when they snap a lingerie selfie with their toddler in the room. Or keep talking on the phone while their child plummets to the ground. Or when they do whatever the heck the mom in the following photo is doing as he son looks on.

So the next time you feel weird about sending a nude photo to your dad, remember: parents mess up, too. A LOT.

Really Blowing It
Someone needs to swallow hard and tell this mother what she's doing wrong.

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There are certain people you never want to see Twerk.

Take this Twerking Grandma, for example. Please. Take her far, far away.

But then there are folks who Twerk up a storm and put a huge smile on your face, such as the father in the following footage, who arrives home, gets out of his car and immediately dances it up with his adorable daughter.

We should all be this happy to see our family at the end of the work day, shouldn't we? Check out the video now:

Totally precious, right?

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A dad playing a rousing game of "I Got Your Nose" with his daughter likely didn't anticipate that the adorable youngster would take it quite this seriously.

It's unclear why (as are most things involving children), but the "I got your nose" game typically achieves its goal of making small humans laugh uncontrollably.

The idea that somebody took their noses off? Hilarious! Well, to most.

This little one was frankly pretty upset that her dad ganked it. Watch:

Don't get us wrong, when one is only a few years old, it can look pretty convincing when you first see that thumb between two adult fingers.

This can look like a little kid nose, there's no doubt about it.

Still, most kids crack up because they know it's real-looking but still fake ... if that really were your nose, that would be pretty messed up honestly.

Taking off this cutie pie's nose and then not seeming concerned to boot? One can sympathize with her plight somewhat and long for its return.

Her British accent, by the way, is the cutest thing ever.

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