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Think the annual Kardashian Christmas card is a work of art? Please.

Who wants a staged shot of reality stars all decked out in designer clothes gifted to them by various big-name brands... when you can ogle family portraits of a very different nature instead?!?

Like a mother, father and their children all totally naked. Or multiple examples of husbands have weird fun with their pregnant wives bellies.

Or cats and guns and bows and arrows and the following gallery of 17 awkward family oortraits that will make you finally realize that your childhood wasn't so bad after all:

Naked Family Portrait
We have no words for this family photo. Except to say the kids likely ended up in therapy for many years.

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When Kate Middleton takes Prince George on a playdate, the results are royally cute. We learned this key lesson today in Wellington, New Zealand.

The eight-month-old youngster joined parents Kate and William for his very first royal engagement inside the Blundell Room at Government House.

Photos of the future King of England’s playdate with local toddlers offered up a glimpse at the would-be monarch's personality ... and/or were just super cute:

Kate Middleton and Prince George Playdate
Kate Middleton and Prince George on a play date in New Zealand, April 2014. Looking cute as ever!

While the future monarch crawled across the crowded room, proud father Prince William marveled: "He goes right up to the door and peers through."

The latest milestone from George? "He's teething!" Kate Middleton revealed.

Other playdate highlights? The royal baby grabbing a purple tambourine, throwing a blue plastic block and banging on a baby drum set with Isabella Tunstall.

"Isabella and George had a lot of fun on the drums," her dad Ryan said. "It was a pleasure sharing our beautiful baby with the duke and duchess."

"The whole thing was a wonderful highlight," he added.

Scroll through the gallery above for more scenes!

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Human Barbie Valeria Lukyanova has no plans to reproduce, which is probably cause for celebration ... and she doesn't believe in races mixing, either.

Say what now?

In an interview with GQ, the aspiring plastic-human hybrid slash Ukrainian model (or whatever she is) opens up about parenting and why she doesn't want kids.

Valeria Lukyanova Bikini Photograph

"The very idea of having children brings out this deep revulsion in me," Valeria Lukyanova says. "Most people have children to fulfill their own ambitions, not to give anything."

"They don't think about what they can give this child, what they can teach her."

"They just try to shape her according to some weird script - whatever they couldn't do in life, like becoming a writer or a doctor. I'd rather die from torture.

"The worst thing in the world is to have a family lifestyle."

Hard to argue her point about having kids for the right reasons, but her comments on the "degeneration" of beauty and the reasons behind it are eye-opening.

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Young Paislee Harper of Kentucky turned four recently, and the milestone was kind of a big deal for the little girl, but not in the way you might expect.

Her mom, Andrea, filmed Paislee and her twin brother, Hudson, talking about their upcoming birthdays, in the hopes of preserving some cute memories.

Four. The gravity of that number can be too much for a girl to take.

It became apparent in discussion the event that Paislee is having a hard time grappling with reality of aging, plunging herself into an existential crisis:

"I don't want 4," an overwhelmed Paislee lamented through tears.

She also doesn't want a new car seat, or a new bike. Those aren't going to do a whole lot for her mood. She loved being three years old. Just loved it.

She wants to keep being three, and is so distraught at the concept of no longer being three, she rebuffs her brother's attempts to console her.

Unfortunately for Paislee ... she will also turn 40 someday.

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Brandi Glanville rushed her son to the hospital over the weekend, sending LeAnn Rimes into a Twitter frenzy, which we know because both live Tweet life.

Like seriously, 24/7/365, the women of Eddie Cibrian are beefing or sparring over Twitter. It's amazing, really, that these are grown adults, but so be it.

Brandi is Not Sorry

Brandi and Eddie's son Mason, was injured in an undisclosed accident, and naturally, Brandi Glanville shared the event on Twitter with cryptic Tweets:

  • 8 hours in the ER this trip to NYC Mason will never forget! 1st trip in an ambulance! All will be fine
  • Just want to thank all the hard working Dr. Nurses & EVERYONE that put up with my crying panicked ass and help save my babes life!
  • Thanks for your we'll wishes regarding Mason he is doing a lot better and all will be fine!

LeAnn, of course, caught wind of her stepson's injuries and took to Twitter:

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For someone who hasn't done anything truly objectionable, Gwyneth Paltrow seems like she's on a quest to become the most loathed star on the web.

Seriously. Justin Bieber is a punk who gets arrested and sued every week, and Chris Brown beat Rihanna into a coma, yet they have more fans than she.

Paltrow, who announced her conscious uncoupling from Chris Martin last week, was swiftly mocked for her seemingly new-agey, elitist take on divorce.

Now, she's raising more eyebrows and inspiring even more ridicule thanks to an interview with E! in which she laments her struggles as a working mom.

"It’s much harder for me. I feel like I set it up in a way that makes it difficult because ... for me, like if I miss a school run, they are like, ‘Where were you?’" she says.

"I think it’s different when you have an office job, because it’s routine and, you know, you can do all the stuff in the morning and then you come home in the evening."

"When you’re shooting a movie, they’re like, ‘We need you to go to Wisconsin for two weeks,’ and then you work 14 hours a day and that part of it is very difficult."

"I think to have a regular job and be a mom is not as, of course there are challenges, but it’s not like being on set," Gwyneth went on, without irony.

Yeah.

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Prince George, Kate Middleton and Prince William appear in a new family picture together for the first time since October, and it was worth the wait.

William released the latest family photograph, a charming and stunning snapshot of their 8-month-old baby boy with the family dog Lupo, on Saturday:

Prince George, Kate Middleton and Prince William Photo

The Duke, 31, and Duchess Kate Middleton, 32, are seen perched by a windowsill at their home, Apartment 1A at Kensington Palace, with their son.

Looking happy and flawless as always, Kate holds onto Prince George as he gazes at Lupo, who the heir to the throne has his arm wrapped around.

The royal baby, needless to say, is beyond adorable with his hair growing out and his blue-colored sweater with "George" written across the front of it.

Royals. They're just like us. Sort of.

They do seem quite approachable and down-to-earth as billionaires and future monarchs go. You get the impression you could be friends with the family.

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Some young men react to news of an impending baby with shock, joy and even a few tears.

Others do not.

In the following family video, a mom and dad tell their two daughters and one son that another baby is on the way. A baby sister, to be exact. Isn't that great news?!?

Yep, says one sister. Sure, replies another. NOOOOO!!!! I DON'T WANT ANYMORE GIRLS! NO MORE GIRLS I HATE GIRLS!!! cries the son.

Whoops! Perhaps funniest of all? The reaction of the father, who is more restrained than his inconsolable child, but who clearly feels the same way...

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Did someone say "coolest dad ever?" While most home videos are made up of blurry vacation highlights and baby's first crawl, Dreamworks effects specialist Daniel Hashimoto has managed to turn his self-shot footage into video evidence that his kid is a freakin' superhero/Jedi hybrid.

Action Movie Kid: Wet Floor!
Daniel Hashimoto knows how to make home videos cool. Check out the awesome effects on this video of his son.

Check out the videos above and tell us little James (or Action Movie kid, as he's known online) isn't the luckiest tyke in LA.

Through the magic of CGI, James is able to trash a toy store with his light saber, leap to the ceiling with a Batman grappling gun, and jump to safety as his living room floor turns to fire-spewing lava.

"I made them mostly because he is really funny and imaginative," Hashimoto told the Daily News. "James doesn't watch TV or movies very much. We play tons of games with him throughout the day."

And it looks as though their father-son fun time has translated to Internet gold, with the light saber video alone receiving over half a million views on YouTube.

Dad's response to his newfound web celeb status? "It's humbling and I'm excited that a little hobby I have is enjoyable to other people," Hashimoto said. Like we said, coolest dad ever.

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They don't know the meaning of WTF or LOL.

They accidentally talk about sleeping with their own kin and they can't locate the space bar on their keypads.

Sometimes, it seems as if mothers simply should not be permitted to use their cell phones at all.

But then we'd be deprived of amazingly awkward examples of them trying to do so, such as the ones posted here, which include classic uses of Auto Correct and even more classic misunderstandings over how Google works.

Scroll around now and, admit it, your mom would totally make these mistakes, wouldn't she?

LOL Fail
No, parents everywhere. LOL does not stand for "Lots of Love." Not at all.

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