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Parents 25, kids 0. The old folks have dominated this texting game.

That's the official score after scrolling through the gallery below, documenting some of the best exchanges between mothers and fathers and their offspring.

Exchanges via text message, that is, a platform where you'd think the younger generation would have an inherent edge, given their savviness with technology.

You would think. But this slideshow tells another story entirely ...

What's Up? What Are You Doing?
Dad's responses to each of his son's questions? Very literal. And hilarious.

To be fair, this is not a representative sampling of the public at large.

There are enough legendarily epic mom texting fails to fill a separate gallery, and we have done so more than once at the expense of our parental units.

Those are as ineptly funny as you'd expect them to be.

Still, you gotta give it up for mom and dad and their ability to dish it right back to their children, be it in the form of memes, emojis or tried and true sarcasm.

Brutal honesty, too, always has a way of resonating.

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Farrah Abraham recently revealed she is homeschooling her daughter Sophia, though thankfully, it appears she is not the one doing any of the actual schooling.

This is no doubt cause for a collective sigh of relief, as Farrah Abraham and homeschooling are two things that should never appear in the same sentence.

Well, unless some nonprofit educational institution wants to embark on the process of homeschooling Farrah Abraham. That would be a different story.

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[On daughter Sophia] I have my own life and [I'm] doing [my] own thing. She has her own life and she does her own thing.

[On daughter Sophia] I have my own life and [I'm] doing [my] own thing. She has her own life and she does her own thing.

When Farrah first revealed her educational plans for Sophia, we were somewhere between smirking, scratching our heads and stunned silence.

She has since let us in on the fact that she is not the only person teaching Sophia, however ... Farrah still feels Farrah is such an amazing mother.

Asked if the youngster has reached any particular milestones, the 23-year-old said, “It’s pretty major that she started kindergarten in general. It’s her year.”

"She’s doing homeschooling, and I’m proud of that. Being a mother and seeing her at this age, I remember this age, so it’s very dear to me and very special."

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There's no point in fighting it anymore: Frozen is never going away.

Heck, brides will be able to walk down the aisle in a Frozen wedding dress next year. The phenomenon will last forever.

So let's embrace it, shall we? Especially when it involves a two-year old girl in Belfast dressed up as Queen Elsa and all ready to sing a song from the highest-grossing animated movie of all-time...

... if only her mother would stop laughing!!!

But the more the girl tries, the harder her parent guffaws, to the point where the daughter is warning her mom that she's "going to choke" if she keeps laughing that way.

Consider yourself equally warned. Be careful and watch the hilarious footage now:

Not all Frozen covers go this way, of course.

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As the NFL slowly becomes nothing more than a safe place where young men can put on helmets to keep from being recognized by their mug shots, we look to the players who haven't been arrested for assaulting women or children hoping to find some insight and actual human compassion.

What we get instead is a whole lot of ignorant BS being spewed in interviews and on Twitter:

Reggie Bush Daughter

Granted, many current and former players spoke out in the wake of the Ray Rice scandal and expressed their beliefs that the Ravens RB should be banned from the league.

Similarly, Vikings legend and ESPN commentator Cris Carter gave a heartfelt speech about the horrors of violence against kids after Adrian Peterson was indicted for child abuse.

Sadly, however, some of the NFL's most recognized stars don't realize that the only acceptable response to finding out one of your co-workers physically attacked his wife or child is, "Why is dude not in prison?"

For example, Houston Texans running back Arian Foster recently expressed his belief that Peterson is being persecuted for "political" reasons.

And then there's Reggie Bush...

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In the following video, a father doesn't merely walk his daughter down the aisle on the way to her wedding day.

He actually serenades his grown-up child as he does so, singing a song that's all about parental love and how difficult it is to give her away and ensuring that nary a single eye in the church is dry.

Sweet, sentimental and selfless, right?

Not to everyone. Many comments on the YouTube page of the original video actually accuse the dad of being selfish, arguing that he's making the moment all about himself and seizing the wrong time to show off his voice.

On which side of this debate do you come down? Watch and decide:

Fortunately, there's no argument over just how awesome this Best Man toast is ... or how creative this Eminem-inspired Maid of Honor speech is.

Unanimous verdict: both are awesomely creative!

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Think Peekaboo is just a harmless game sometimes played between a cat and its owner?

THINK AGAIN!

In the following video, a father plays a harmless and fun edition of this classic game with his young daughter. He then gets up for a few minutes to shave his gigantic beard and when he returns...

... AHHHH! Who is that strange person?!? What has he done with Daddy?!?

It's safe to say the little girl doesn't take this smooth change very well. Watch and laugh hilariously at her tears now:

We assume she got over it eventually. And Mommy was probably happy that her husband more closely resembles a human being than a caveman.

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It's been a tough couple weeks for little girls around the country.

First, they learned that Hello Kitty is not actually a kitty. Some took this news VERY hard.

Then, they tried to steal lipstick out of their mother's bedroom, only to be caught red-handed... well, red-lipped, to be more specific.

Watch as this adorable toddler initially denies the crime to her dad, only the child's guilt to be written all over her face. Literally.

Fortunately, the girl does eventually come clean (while remaining dirty) and we'd like to imagine she and her father then shook it all off together.

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In a new sneak peek from Teen Mom 2, Leah Messer-Calvert's ex-husband Corey Simms plots his next move in their custody fight - with his new wife.

The oft-maligned (and subtitled) Simms is gunning for custody of their twins, Ali and Aleeah, to the dismay of Leah as tensions between them run high ...

“So we’re going to meet the lawyer today about getting more custody of the girls,” Corey tells wife Miranda Patterson while driving to court in the above clip.

“I just really want what’s the best for the girls. That’s the main thing. That’s my No. 1 priority: What’s best for the girls. They just need structure.”

Corey explains that he’s not planning on attacking Leah and her husband, Jeremy Calvert, only to defend his own rights and opinions with the kids.

He says he feels slighted by them, insignificant and of lesser importance.

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Jenelle Evans of Teen Mom 2 fame has done some questionable things in the past. That's as nicely as we can put it, too. We're talking A LOT of stuff.

Breaking and entering, drug possession, beating the crap out of Brttany Truett, nude pic scandals, abortion, marriages, divorce, two kids by two guys ...

We could continue. But our point is actually that she's doing well.

Her worst "offenses" these days are posting too many selfies with Nathan Griffith, or giving her son a mohawk, yet people still hate on her for it:

  • Jenelle Evans and Jace Pic
  • Jace Evans Mohawk

As we just saw on Teen Mom 2 Season 5 Episode 22, her mother may still have custody of four-year-old Jace, but he and Jenelle are close and care for each other.

Point being, if you want to question Jenelle's parenting skills, leave the little kid's haircut out of it. At least focus on her heroin addiction or something.

That's in the past, she assures us, but it was a real thing. The mohawk? Lots of little kids rock those lately. And you might think it's really lame, sure.

That doesn't make it abusive or a sign of poor parenting, however. Not exactly a big deal here. Asking on Twitter how she's allowed to "torture" her kid?

A little over the top. Fortunately, Jenelle Evans just brushes it off.

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First, they were All About the Bass.

Now, a father and his daughter are taking a page from Taylor Swift and shaking off all haters.

In one of the cutest videos you'll ever see, a very young woman and her game father make like Swift in her "Shake It Off" music video, dancing all around in various ways and outfits and even employing a sort of creepy horse head mask at one point.

But they even make that work - because they're just so darn cute!

Check out the sassy, impressive footage now!

So very, very precious, right?

These two are giving this mother and her Frozen-singing daughter a run for their adorable money.

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