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The Duggar family's conservative values and penchant for courting, rather than dating, when it comes to children coming of age and finding mates are well established.

You won't believe some of the specific things they don't allow, however.

Dates Without Chaperones
The Duggar parents often accompany their children on dates in order to maintain their "accountability" and "keep things from going in the wrong direction," per Jim Bob. The girls are fine with this, as being alone with men puts them in grave "moral danger." When the parents aren't available, their older siblings will often tag along, making every date a group date and a family affair.

"In today's day and time, it's a little bit strange to be in our early 20s and still have not had sex," the newly engaged Jessa Duggar admitted in a recent interview.

"But," she adds, "it's how our parents did it."

That it is, and it's admirably old-fashioned.

Whether you subscribe to their methodology or not, one has to hand it to the Duggar family for setting moral standards for themselves and sticking to them.

People could learn a lot from their devotion to the core values in their lives. Some of the strict rules they've established to enforce this policy, however?

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We're all for sex education, but, well... read the following story.

A Reddit user named “JPstudly” has relayed the story of a female friend of hers who teaches second graders. 

When the kids in her class are good for a week, she rewards them by asking a parent to bring in snacks as a treat. She just never imagined one of these parents would bake those treats in the shape of a vagina.

Vagina Cookies

Here is how the teacher explains what transpired:

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Wednesday, on MTV's Teen Mom 2 Season 5 Episode 24, Jenelle Evans, who welcomed baby son Kaiser last week, mulled over another big move:

She and Nathan Griffith may try to get custody of her first son, as well.

Meanwhile, Leah Messer, Kailyn Lowry and Chelsea Houska all struggled to come to grips with their respective custody issues in an emotional episode ...

Jenelle Evans' mom Barbara has legal custody of Jace. In case Teen Mom 2 Season 5 Episode 24 is the first episode you've seen, this is for good reason:

Back in her heyday? Jenelle was a bit of a train wreck to put it mildly.

Give her credit now, though. She's putting in the time with her five-year-old boy, and when Jenelle, Nathan, and Jace lay in bed together and watch Kaiser?

Cutest thing ever. He loves his brother immediately, as do they.

When Jenelle wakes up to find her beau Nathan Griffith feeding their newborn, they share another sweet family moment. Things are going very well.

At least until Nathan brings up the idea of them taking custody of Jace, which he seems more keen on than she, even though she loves the kid.

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Jessica Simpson's husband, Eric Johnson, was a tight end during his brief NFL career, so hopefully he can catch as well as he can throw.

Otherwise, Johnson might end up dealing with a traumatized tyke and a seriously pissed off wife. Check out this photo from her Instagram:

Eric Johnson Baby Throwing Photo

Jess posted the above photo of her high-flying baby along with a caption reading, "I was on a plane to NYC today and I missed out on this!!! I'm in LOVE with the 2 of them. #boyswillbeboys"

You might think Jess would be concerned, but she has good reason not to be.

For one thing, Jessica married Eric back in July, and dude has shown zero interest in getting a job, so she's probably hoping this is a sign that he's working on his NFL comeback.

Plus, EJ's got plenty of experience.

Jess posted of a photo of her baby daddy tossing daughter Maxwell Johnson into the air back in April and he has yet to drop her on her head, thank you very much.

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It's rather clear at this point that mothers should never use their cell phones.

At least not to text message, at least based on these 37 hilarious text message fails by moms around the country.

But what about fathers? Should you live in fear of what message will show up next from this parent on your screen? Sometimes.

Definitely when he mixes up one letter in reference to his plans for your sister; and also definitely when you accidentally send him the emoticon of your boyfriend's penis.

Other times, however, Dad is sort of cool. One might say he's "jiggy" with it. Or at least Dad himself might say that in an attempt to relate to his offspring.

Below, we've compiled a list of 9 text message fails made by fathers across the globe. Remember: it's okay to laugh because these weren't sent by your father.

I know what that means...
... and you'll know to be a lot more careful when sending text messages in the future.

Mom and dads aside, we ALL can agree that grandparents should stay far away from social media.

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Kailyn Lowry has something in common with Gisele Bundchen:

Both have been criticized for breastfeeding their children in public.

The Teen Mom star recently pulled out a boob for her 10-month old son, Lincoln, during a signing of her new book, “Pride Over Pity."

At first, Lowry tells Life & Style, those in the vicinity gave her props, telling Kailyn she's a "pro" and applauding the move.

Kailyn Lowry Instagram Photo

The next day, however, Lowry noted a handful of hurtful comments posted online.

“They wrote, ‘Oh my God, that’s so disgusting. Why would you do that?" Lowry tells the tabloid. "I got a lot of heat for it. But I’m feeding my kid. Who cares?

"I think it’s crazy and unbelievable that anyone would be offended by breastfeeding."

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As has been well documented, it doesn't get much cuter than dogs welcoming soldiers back home.

But we didn't say it doesn't get any cuter, as evidenced by the following video.

It centers on a three-year old named Cooper Waldvogel. He had not seen his mother, Kathryn, in nine months because she’s a member of the National Guard’s 114th Transportation Company and had spent that time period in Afghanistan.

So when Cooper’s mother finally returned home and gathered in a military procession to be introduced to the residents of Little Falls, Minnesota... Cooper simply couldn't wait any longer.

He ran out from the stands, broke protocol and leaped into his mother's arms. And the moment was captured on camera:

Poor Cooper has not lived at home with both parents in the house for 19 months because his father is also a member of the military.

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Parents 25, kids 0. The old folks have dominated this texting game.

That's the official score after scrolling through the gallery below, documenting some of the best exchanges between mothers and fathers and their offspring.

Exchanges via text message, that is, a platform where you'd think the younger generation would have an inherent edge, given their savviness with technology.

You would think. But this slideshow tells another story entirely ...

What's Up? What Are You Doing?
Dad's responses to each of his son's questions? Very literal. And hilarious.

To be fair, this is not a representative sampling of the public at large.

There are enough legendarily epic mom texting fails to fill a separate gallery, and we have done so more than once at the expense of our parental units.

Those are as ineptly funny as you'd expect them to be.

Still, you gotta give it up for mom and dad and their ability to dish it right back to their children, be it in the form of memes, emojis or tried and true sarcasm.

Brutal honesty, too, always has a way of resonating.

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Farrah Abraham recently revealed she is homeschooling her daughter Sophia, though thankfully, it appears she is not the one doing any of the actual schooling.

This is no doubt cause for a collective sigh of relief, as Farrah Abraham and homeschooling are two things that should never appear in the same sentence.

Well, unless some nonprofit educational institution wants to embark on the process of homeschooling Farrah Abraham. That would be a different story.

Mom of the Year

[On daughter Sophia] I have my own life and [I'm] doing [my] own thing. She has her own life and she does her own thing.

[On daughter Sophia] I have my own life and [I'm] doing [my] own thing. She has her own life and she does her own thing.

When Farrah first revealed her educational plans for Sophia, we were somewhere between smirking, scratching our heads and stunned silence.

She has since let us in on the fact that she is not the only person teaching Sophia, however ... Farrah still feels Farrah is such an amazing mother.

Asked if the youngster has reached any particular milestones, the 23-year-old said, “It’s pretty major that she started kindergarten in general. It’s her year.”

"She’s doing homeschooling, and I’m proud of that. Being a mother and seeing her at this age, I remember this age, so it’s very dear to me and very special."

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There's no point in fighting it anymore: Frozen is never going away.

Heck, brides will be able to walk down the aisle in a Frozen wedding dress next year. The phenomenon will last forever.

So let's embrace it, shall we? Especially when it involves a two-year old girl in Belfast dressed up as Queen Elsa and all ready to sing a song from the highest-grossing animated movie of all-time...

... if only her mother would stop laughing!!!

But the more the girl tries, the harder her parent guffaws, to the point where the daughter is warning her mom that she's "going to choke" if she keeps laughing that way.

Consider yourself equally warned. Be careful and watch the hilarious footage now:

Not all Frozen covers go this way, of course.

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