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We all know Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are intent on turning their barely-one-year-old daughter into the greatest fashionista the world has ever known. 

Whether they're taking North West to a runway show in Paris or dolling in her up in all black goth-Yeezus garb, Nori gets daily lessons in Fabulous in hopes that she'll strut right from Sesame Street to Rodeo Dr.

Kim Kardashian and North West at Fashion Week

Hey, some parents want their daughter to grow up to be president, Kim and Kanye want theirs to lounge around in expensive clothes for a living, just like mom. But even with that career goal in mind, we think the Wests may be rushing things a bit:

"Kim has hired North West her own personal tailor whose sole job is to make mini versions of Kim's designer outfits and ensure that they always coordinate," a source tells Grazia magazine.

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A woman in Selbyville, Delaware was arrested this week after her four-year old daughter brought 249 bags of heroin to daycare, falsely believing the packages contained candy instead of drugs.

She even passed them out to classmates.

Master Cpl. Gary E. Fournier told The News Journal last night that, fortunately, “none of the packets were opened by any of the kids,” though several students were checked out at area hospitals as a precaution.

Mom, Heroin

Ashley R. Tull was not charged for possession of the 3.735 grams of heroin, nor if she a suspected dealer.

But the 30-year old was charged Monday with maintaining a drug property and three counts of child endangering. She is now free on $6,000 secured bail.

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Already reeling emotionally, Kendra Wilkinson really didn't want her and husband Hank Baskett's 4-year-old son Hank IV to witness their intense marital problems.

"My son is definitely not old enough to handle any of this or any detail or any explanation," Kendra tells E! News, but "he did witness the initial fight."

"It's funny because he's never ever witnessed a fight between Hank and me."

As you surely know by now, Kendra's five-year marriage to Hank Baskett has been on the rocks since he cheated on her with transsexual model Ava London.

He's denied the allegations, obliquely and unofficially, but if you watch Kendra on Top online - their reality show returned Friday - it sure looks like he did.

That or Wilkinson's season premiere performance deserves an Emmy nod.

Wilkinson, who is on record saying that the drama on Kendra on Top is real and it sucks, says the hardest part to date has been what her son thinks.

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Bethenny Frankel hilariously but deservedly got in trouble with the court last week for wearing her daughter's pajamas in a photo she put on Instagram.

She has yet to see the error of her ways, however.

Bethenny Frankel in Daughter's Pajamas

After a judge told Bethenny Frankel not to wear Bryn's jammies in future social media posts, you'd think that she'd take a long, hard look at herself.

Obviously, her intent was not negative in doing so.

Obviously, she cares a lot about her daughter.

Nevertheless, when you've been through an ugly divorce and custody battle your four-year-old will read about someday, and a judge tells you this?

You, being a grown adult woman wearing toddler clothes, and sharing it online as a high-profile person? The judge is admonishing you for a reason, B.

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Earlier today, footage that seemed to show Kim Kardashian forgetting her daughter in a Paris hotel surfaced online.

In the clip we see Kim leave the building looking stylish in what appears to be a moth-eaten sweatsuit.

She walks up to the van that's waiting for her outside, and a brief OMFG look flashes across her face before she heads back inside and emerges with Nori, who's dressed in her finest biker gang attire.

Naturally, Kim was less than thrilled with being called a negligent mother by the entire Internet, so she took to Twitter to clear her name:

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The Duggar family's conservative values and penchant for courting, rather than dating, when it comes to children coming of age and finding mates are well established.

You won't believe some of the specific things they don't allow, however.

Dates Without Chaperones
The Duggar parents often accompany their children on dates in order to maintain their "accountability" and "keep things from going in the wrong direction," per Jim Bob. The girls are fine with this, as being alone with men puts them in grave "moral danger." When the parents aren't available, their older siblings will often tag along, making every date a group date and a family affair.

"In today's day and time, it's a little bit strange to be in our early 20s and still have not had sex," the newly engaged Jessa Duggar admitted in a recent interview.

"But," she adds, "it's how our parents did it."

That it is, and it's admirably old-fashioned.

Whether you subscribe to their methodology or not, one has to hand it to the Duggar family for setting moral standards for themselves and sticking to them.

People could learn a lot from their devotion to the core values in their lives. Some of the strict rules they've established to enforce this policy, however?

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We're all for sex education, but, well... read the following story.

A Reddit user named “JPstudly” has relayed the story of a female friend of hers who teaches second graders. 

When the kids in her class are good for a week, she rewards them by asking a parent to bring in snacks as a treat. She just never imagined one of these parents would bake those treats in the shape of a vagina.

Vagina Cookies

Here is how the teacher explains what transpired:

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Wednesday, on MTV's Teen Mom 2 Season 5 Episode 24, Jenelle Evans, who welcomed baby son Kaiser last week, mulled over another big move:

She and Nathan Griffith may try to get custody of her first son, as well.

Meanwhile, Leah Messer, Kailyn Lowry and Chelsea Houska all struggled to come to grips with their respective custody issues in an emotional episode ...

Jenelle Evans' mom Barbara has legal custody of Jace. In case Teen Mom 2 Season 5 Episode 24 is the first episode you've seen, this is for good reason:

Back in her heyday? Jenelle was a bit of a train wreck to put it mildly.

Give her credit now, though. She's putting in the time with her five-year-old boy, and when Jenelle, Nathan, and Jace lay in bed together and watch Kaiser?

Cutest thing ever. He loves his brother immediately, as do they.

When Jenelle wakes up to find her beau Nathan Griffith feeding their newborn, they share another sweet family moment. Things are going very well.

At least until Nathan brings up the idea of them taking custody of Jace, which he seems more keen on than she, even though she loves the kid.

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Jessica Simpson's husband, Eric Johnson, was a tight end during his brief NFL career, so hopefully he can catch as well as he can throw.

Otherwise, Johnson might end up dealing with a traumatized tyke and a seriously pissed off wife. Check out this photo from her Instagram:

Eric Johnson Baby Throwing Photo

Jess posted the above photo of her high-flying baby along with a caption reading, "I was on a plane to NYC today and I missed out on this!!! I'm in LOVE with the 2 of them. #boyswillbeboys"

You might think Jess would be concerned, but she has good reason not to be.

For one thing, Jessica married Eric back in July, and dude has shown zero interest in getting a job, so she's probably hoping this is a sign that he's working on his NFL comeback.

Plus, EJ's got plenty of experience.

Jess posted of a photo of her baby daddy tossing daughter Maxwell Johnson into the air back in April and he has yet to drop her on her head, thank you very much.

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It's rather clear at this point that mothers should never use their cell phones.

At least not to text message, at least based on these 37 hilarious text message fails by moms around the country.

But what about fathers? Should you live in fear of what message will show up next from this parent on your screen? Sometimes.

Definitely when he mixes up one letter in reference to his plans for your sister; and also definitely when you accidentally send him the emoticon of your boyfriend's penis.

Other times, however, Dad is sort of cool. One might say he's "jiggy" with it. Or at least Dad himself might say that in an attempt to relate to his offspring.

Below, we've compiled a list of 9 text message fails made by fathers across the globe. Remember: it's okay to laugh because these weren't sent by your father.

I know what that means...
... and you'll know to be a lot more careful when sending text messages in the future.

Mom and dads aside, we ALL can agree that grandparents should stay far away from social media.

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