Below is an image we came across from one of the many weddings held by Pamela Anderson and Kid Rock. They look happy, and we are happy for them. But there is no way this is going to last. Come on. The only two questions we have:
THIS is the way to ensure a long-lasting marriage: do it many, many times. The wedding ceremony, that is.
Pamela Anderson confirmed Wednesday she's ready to tie the knot with Kid Rock finally in France. And California. And Michigan. And Tennessee. Maybe Delaware.
"I'm going to get married a few times this month to the same guy," said the buxom-laden actress, who wore a white veil pulled-back from her face during a news conference about her new online poker site, PamelaPoker.com.
No, no, not poke her. Poker. Come on, guys.
Anderson's nuptials to Kid Rock, whose real name is Bob Ritchie (haha!), will take place near St. Tropez, France. They are reportedly planned for Saturday. From there, who knows ...
"We had to do Malibu, we've got to do Detroit, and we've got to do Nashville," she said.
She offered no other details on the ceremonies - and The Gossip assumes Pam was referring to cities just now, not names of friendly strippers.
When it comes to dealing with jitters before the big day(s), Anderson replied: "I have two words for you: champagne." We wonder if Jennifer Aniston is taking the same approach for her engagement with Vince Vaughn.
Pamela Anderson is getting married.
No, really!
We've heard it from the horse's mouth. Well, okay. Not exactly. But it's on her website, pamelaanderson.com, for all the world to see. It turns out that the bombshell Baywatch babe has been hitting it off with on-again, off-again fiancee, Kid Rock, whose name is really Bob Ritchie, and who is actually from a middle class family (not a trailer park). The two plan to marry July 29!
"They've been close for a very long time and decided that now is the right time to take the next step," Pam's rep confirmed to Us Weekly. "They couldn't be happier about their future together."
Here's Pam's diary entry, which you can peep using the link above:
Yes. I'm finally getting remarried... it's been a whirlwind... spontaneous but well thought through. Feels like I've been stuck in a time warp. Not able to let go of MY family picture... it's been sad and lonely and frustrating... I've raised my kids alone in hope of a miracle. Well my miracle came and went. And came back and came back because he knew that I'd wake up one day and realize that I was waiting for nothing. I'm moving on... I feel like I'm finally free... I'm in love. I'm happy... I see the light... sounds dramatic but it's true... I know some women can relate to this... My children are getting older. They know the truth and they are strong, smart kids. They love their Dad. They love their new Step Dad who they've known for years... time will pass. Wounds will heal. Some people may never grow up. Actions speak louder than words... watch!
Yes. If there one thing we've learned from Pamela Anderson, it's that she does love using ellipses in her diary. If there's one more thing we've learned from Pamela Anderson, it's that actions do indeed speak louder than words. Particularly when said actions involve gratuitous sex on film. But no matter. The Gossip would like to take this opportunity congratulate Pam on her upcoming wedding and subsequent annulment. You guys are so sweet together!
Now THIS is the Pamela Anderson we know and love!
Forget that soccer mom nonsense. Our favorite, misguided PETA supporter, a girlfriend and their children were spotted by tmz.com sunbathing topless earlier this month aboard the luxury yacht Thunder Gulch in St Tropez, a posh area in southern France.
The family had an enjoyable vacation. The only awkward moment occurred when one of Pamela's children asked: Mom, can we have melons for lunch?
Sorry, fellas, but this is a fully-clothed side.
In the August issue of House & Garden, Pamela Anderson just wants to talk about her life as a soccer mom.
"I go to every game!" the actress said.
Anderson has two sons, Brandon, 10, and Dylan, 8, with her ex-husband, Rock Star: Tommy Lee. We're not sure which is more embarassing for these children: their parents' filmed sex romp; or their mother's constant, annoying campaign against innocent fur-wearer such as Beyonce.
The magazine describes Anderson's home as "hippie-chick-meets-Miss Havisham" and shows Anderson in a beach-ready white oxford shirt and shorts. That's almost a normal outfit. How boring.
"I'm obsessed with living on the beach," says the Canada native. "I love being outdoors, and think a tan is very sexy. I'll lie out on white towels strewn with pillows. I don't like to hide under hats!"
There's the Pamela we know and love! Bare your ⦠hair.
In a protest over fur, Pamela Anderson stripped down to her panties in the window of Stella McCartney's London boutique Wednesday.
In the window, in plain view of passers-by and media, she posted a banner proclaiming "I'd rather bare skin than wear skin."
When asked if there's a need to name and shame celebrities who wear fur, the stacked Stacked star did not hesitate, taking no prisoners among fellow stars.
"I don't think that's glamorous at all... especially the ones that are starting to put them [fur] in their clothing lines like J. Lo and Beyoncé. It's really important for them to be conscious of what they wear, especially as they're fashion icons."
Beyoncé, as many know, loves her fur. The singer was recently confronted by People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA) at a swanky restaurant in New York. Beyoncé was asked by activists why she thinks it's okay for cute, defenseless animals to die for her vanity. She was not happy.
Anderson is a longtime advocate for animal rights, and an active member of PETA. For her campaign against fur and other campaigns for animal rights, Pam was given the group's first Linda McCartney Memorial Award, named for the late wife of Sir Paul McCartney, an avid animal rights supporter.
Paul McCartney's second wife, the beleaguered Heather Mills, is also an animal rights activist. And, depending on what you read, a former hooker and/or porn star.
