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Pamela Anderson called in to the Howard Stern radio show on Sirius Satellite Radio on Thursday morning to clear the air about her split from Kid Rock.

Here is a partial transcript from the interview, during which the Baywatch star defended herself against accusations that her partying made her a bad mother:

Howard Stern: "It was reported that you were deciding between [Tommy Lee] and Kid. Is that true?"
Pam: "No, no, god no!"

HS: "Do you still bang Tommy, when was the last time you banged him?"
Pam: "No, no, it was a long time ago, I don't even remember. That wasn't it … I think I just got swept up and I wanted to have a family for my kids, but you remember really quickly when you get back together why you're not together."

HS: "It was reported that he was really upset about your role in Borat, that he was screaming at you..."
Pam: "He was unhappy about that. I don't know why - you'd have to ask him - but he really was very unhappy about that."

HS: "I don't understand, if I was your boyfriend, I would have been so excited for you."
Pam: "Thank you, that's what I'm looking for. Someone who is excited about me. This just didn't work out that way."

HS: "Now he said, his camp said that part of the problem was that you were always out partying and drinking (i.e. pulling a Britney Spears) and he was at home babysitting."
Pam: "No, no, he's never been alone with my kids. That was horrible, I think that's what upsets me the most because I am home with my kids all the time, or my parents are here from Canada. I don't even have a nanny."

HS: "Are you happy you miscarried and didn't have Kid Rock's baby?"
Pam: "That's horrible, no. Everything happens for a reason and now we're all here and we're back to normal. It's like it never even happened."

The reasons why Pamela Anderson filed for divorce from Kid Rock are probably self-evident. For example, the pair likely woke up one morning sober and finally realized what the rings on their fingers meant.

But recent reports do shed even more light on the break-up.

A friend of Anderson's says the short-lived marriage was doomed by Rock's "male insecurity and major anger issues" â€" and it may even be that Borat managed to break the Detroit rocker's back.

According to a source in Page Six, Pamela and her hubby went to a screening of Borat at a Beverly Hills home two weeks ago. Kid Rock didn't like the movie one bit, screaming to Pam, "You're nothing but a whore! You're a slut! How could you do that movie?" in front of the assembled crowd after the film was shown.

(Anderson plays the object of Borat's obsession in the film.)

Shockingly, since that outburst, the source says, "it has been icicles between them."

Pam has left her Malibu home with her sons and decamped to Shutters on the Beach hotel in Santa Monica until Rock takes his things and vacates the property. It's a sad end to a fun-loving union.

Meanwhile, reports that the latest James Bond movie is to blame for the Heather Mills/Paul McCartney divorce are unsubstantiated.

The Hollywood Gossip Joke of the Day: What was more obvious that a Britney Spears/Kevin Federline divorce?

Answer: A Pamela Anderson/Kid Rock separation.

Okay, the punchline needs some work. But the story is still very much true.

TMZ has learned that Anderson has filed for divorce from husband of a whole three months, Kid Rock. The former Baywatch star, who is represented by celebrity hotshot lawyer Neal Hersh, cited irreconcilable differences.

The couple was married on August 3 - and then a few more times after that. Just one divorce filing should put an end the union, however, as the partying pair parts ways.

Similarly to the Reese Witherspoon/Ryan Phillippe marriage, there's no prenup in this case - but considering how short (and probably drunken) of a time the couple was married, it shouldn't make a difference.

Most of the time, we enjoy mercilessly bashing the likes of Kevin Federline and Lindsay Lohan for their antics. But there comes a time when even we realize that celebrities are real people and experience tragedy like the rest of us.

Our hearts go out to Pamela Anderson, who confirmed that she just suffered a miscarriage. Pam and her new husband, Kid Rock, have been trying for a baby. A spokesperson for Anderson confirms that the actress suffered the miscarriage late last week while filming her new movie, Blonde and Blonder, with Denise Richards.

Anderson's rep, Tracy Nguyen, says that Anderson was not far along, and that the pregnancy was at its early stages.

Anderson did not go to the hospital to be treated, but instead had a doctor come to her to determine the miscarriage. The stress and the pressure of her recent rigorous filming schedule is believed to have caused the miscarriage.

"She will keep trying. She really wants another baby with Bob," a source close to the former Baywatch babe says, referring to Kid Rock by his real name, Bob Ritchie.

Pam and Kid were married on August 3 of this year. And on several other dates around then. She has two children with ex Tommy Lee; Brandon, 10, and Dylan, 8. Hopefully, time will soon heal the wounds of this past week and she'll be able to add another with Mr. Rock before long.

We don't even know where to begin with jokes involving blondes and/or breasts, so we'll just cut to the chase. The lovely Denise Richards and Pamela Anderson tease it out on the Vancouver, British Columbia, set of their forthcoming Dumb and Dumber-inspired buddy comedy, Blonde and Blonder.

The only question remaining here: What would Charlie Sheen and Kid Rock think if they could see this? Probably that they'd want to hit that.

 
As seasons one and two of Baywatch hit stores, David Hasselhoff continues to take himself too seriously.

Fortunately, Pamela Anderson does not. The former faux lifeguard recently sat down with TV Guide for an interview.

TVGuide.com: Did I catch you in between weddings to Kid Rock?
Pamela Anderson: Yeah, actually, you did!

TVGuide.com: So, will some people's preconceptions of Baywatch be proven wrong when they pop in these DVDs?
Anderson: Proven wrong? Probably not. [Laughs]

TVGuide.com: What do you find yourself fixating on when watching these early episodes?
Anderson: I just love watching it because I know I had the best time of my life shooting it, being there with my dog and my family. It was the best job in Hollywood, so every time I see bits and pieces of it I'm reminded of that. Plus, I live on the beach, so I still walk past "my tower," Tower 14, every day. I think it will be kind of fun now to watch the show with my kids, who are now 8 and 10, and still don't know what Baywatch was.

There's a whole generation of kids who haven't seen it, so I think it's going to be really popular on DVD. It's such a simple, sweet show that's harmless and funny.

TVGuide.com: What's the most far-out story line you remember playing?
Anderson: Oh, god... I remember a giant electric eel or squid attacking somebody.... Every story was pretty far-fetched, but in a silly way.

TVGuide.com: What do you know about the "lost episodes" included on the Season 1 DVD set?
Anderson: When they first started shooting Baywatch, they didn't realize what they had, and they sold 10 percent of it to, like, 50 different people, so nobody who created the show ended up with anything. They lost merchandise rights and they sold off rights to all these different people, and different people owned different episodes, so it was quite a hunt to get all this stuff back together.

And then the company that bought it all came to me and said, "We can't imagine doing this [DVD compilation] without having you connected to it," so I thought, "Great, I'm finally going to make some money off this show!" [Laughs] I don't think I'm ever really driven by money, but in this case it's nice to have some ownership in the DVDs.

TVGuide.com: Switching topics: Steven Tyler recently went public with his own hepatitis C diagnosis. Have you had a chance to give him any advice?
Anderson: We actually talked about it a long time ago, before he made it public. He had been really supportive of me, and he was telling me what he was going to go through to kick it, and he did, and it was tough on him. My version of hepatitis C is very manageable and is easy to cure, but my doctors advised me to just wait it out because I'm so healthy and I haven't seen the bad effects yet. I go once a year to get a checkup, but my doctors tell me I'm fine.

TVGuide.com: Aren't you "pregnant," by some accounts?
Anderson: [Laughs] No! We've got three kids now. [Kid Rock has] to make another hit album before we make more kids!

TVGuide.com: Now, are they doing a big-screen Baywatch or not?
Anderson: I've heard they are, yeah, and they've contacted me about it.... I don't know, I don't like remakes of TV shows. The show is good as a TV show, that's what made it so fun. It's hard to remake it.

TVGuide.com: Isn't there talk that they'll get some new chickadee to play C.J.? Like, Jessica Simpson?
Anderson: I heard that rumor, too, but I think it's just a rumor.

TVGuide.com: So where are we going to see you next?
Anderson: Have you heard about the Borat movie? [Laughs] You have to check that out....

TVGuide.com: Are you in there somewhere?
Anderson: You'll have to see! But yeah, I'm doing some films right now and I'm running around with my kids, trying to get things together for my family. We're in transition right now. [Laughs]

Pamela Anderson and Kid Rock tied the knot early Thursday morning at the Nashville honky-tonk bar Tootsie's Orchid Lounge, E! reports.

It was the third marriage for the pair. To each other, that is. In like a week. They're getting married all over the freaking place! The picture below (from their first of many weddings) really speaks for itself, but just the same, Anderson has chronicled the most recent nuptials on her website, writing:

"Got married in Nashville. Tootsies on stage. In front of the coolest crowd. Bobby sang 'Sweet Home Alabama' - The fun won't stop. Thanks Judge BROWN. Marriage Number 3, Nashville - Done... The Bride wore Juicy - the groom wore beam and coke!"

Good God.

The couple previously exchanged vows on a yacht in St. Tropez (below) and in a Los Angeles courthouse. This time around, the bride opted for a white Juicy Couture dress and the groom sported a matching wife-beater. These individuals are really quite classy.

So did they say yes? Well, sort of. When it came to the I dos, Kid Rock responded with a resounding, "Hell yes!" while Pam laughed, "Unfortunately yes!"

Unfortunately is right. Soon they may want to procreate! This would already has three (soon to be four) offspring of Kevin Federline. We're not ready for this.

Wow. Apparently, Pamela Anderson knows how to wear a shirt.

And Kid Rock knows how to NOT wear a wife beater. This could be any couple heading out for coffee together, couldn't it? That almost makes the duo even scarier. They're like partying super heroes ...

It's been a whirlwind few weeks for Pamela Anderson. First, she married ex and current lover, Kid Rock. From there, myriad celebration ensued.

The former Baywatch beauty found time to call into L.A. radio station KIIS 102.7 last Friday, however. She shared her thoughts with metrosexual host, Ryan Seacrest. Here's an excerpt:

KIIS: Pam where are you this morning?

Anderson: I'm in Detroit.

KIIS: So you're at the next wedding?

Anderson: I'm not at the next wedding. I'm just here hanging out with my kids and the pool. It's beautiful here and I'm just having a good time. The honeymoon continues.

KIIS: Is it legally recognized as a marriage or not?

Anderson: Well, yes it is because we just hit the courtroom yesterday on the way to the airport.

KIIS: Ok so there's only one more wedding?

Anderson: There's only one more wedding yes, for the kids.

KIIS: Have you recovered from St-Tropez?

Anderson: Not really.

KIIS: There were photos of you up this morning pole dancing with Cindy Crawford [at the wedding reception].

Anderson: Cindy's wild … I shouldn't say that.

KIIS: …you guys had a pole dance-off?

Anderson: I think everybody did, guys, girls everything. It was a big fiasco, it was awesome. We had a lot of fun.

KIIS: You're back with Kid Rock, you were with him before. Why is this time different?

Anderson: You guys have no clue. But we're all happy and in love and it's been a long process like anybody who's had a relationship, but it's just wonderful and we're both happy and it's very exciting. I've never been happier.

KIIS: Do you think you will have kids with Kid?

Anderson: Never know, might be one in there now (laughs)…

KIIS: Will [Kid Rock] move out here [to L.A.]?

Anderson: We'll we've got places all over the place. I've got a house in Canada, I've got house in Detroit now, Malibu. We're just running around being little kids.

KIIS: What do we call you now?

Anderson: Um, I don't know . . . Mrs. Rock? Yeah, you can call me that.

Annulment countdown?

Why would Kid Rock possibly bid adieu to Pamela Anderson when his new wife doesn't merely perform laps dances for her hubby ... she puts on a dual show with another sexy icon.

Oh yes, Anderson and Cindy Crawford (remember her?) performed for their respective significant others aboard Pam's yacht in St. Tropez Monday night.

First, Anderson gave the VIP treatment to Rock, shaking her booty to tunes by Jay-Z, Fatboy Slim, Nelly and Gnarls Barkley. It must have been a very bouncy show.

Cindy then took over. She performed for her man, Rande Gerber, to the Gwen Stefani and Eve track, "Let Me Blow Ya Mind." Just mind? Really? That would be too bad for Rande.

The Crawford action began with a little bit of Cindy and Pam together. But then the former model took control, thanks to the use a nearby pole.

We hope she was careful with it, however. Just ask Kate Hudson what can happen.