It's nice to see Pamela Anderson putting her giant boobs to good use.
While other well-endowed beauties, such as Lucy Pinder, just wave their breasts around aimlessly, at least the former Baywatch star is being creative with her pair.
Below, Anderson is showing her support for popular search engine Google. It's something Jenna Jameson can no longer do...
Long before Keeley Hazell has ever though of putting a camera in the hands of her lover as she gave him a blow job, Pamela Anderson was perfecting the art of the sex tape.
Or was she?!?
Ten years after the former Baywatch star and ex-husband Tommy Lee filmed themselves during many sexual romps on a boat, the large-breasted actress is claiming she never knew the recording was taking place.
At a taping of Tom Green's internet talk show, Anderson said she didn't know film was in the camera. At all. During any of the hour-upon-hour footage. We'd believe Jodie Sweetin more if she claimed she wasn't desperate for attention.
Long before Uma Thurman and Arky Busson kissed in public, Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee did the same.
In response to caller's question about breaking into the porn industry, Anderson playfully advised, "Just marry a rock star... Date a rock star and when they say there's no film in the camera, there really is."
Seriously, Pamela? You want us to believe that you weren't aware that this sex tape was being filmed, let alone that it would be released? Even Dustin Diamond eventually admitted he had planned his video all along.
Anderson and Lee were married in February of 1995. They have two children together, 11-year-old Brandon and 9-year-old Dylan.
We'd prefer if Pam following in the naked footsteps of Olivia Mojica and owned up to her sex tape actions. But she must figure it's not too late to recapture that wholesome image.
Allow us to clarify the headline above: Pretty much everyone has seen Pamela Anderson nude.
It ain't exactly celebrity news that David Spade would be included in this camp... except for the fact that we're referring to the current hot rumor that this unfunny actor has seen Pamela Anderson nude, one-on-one, alone, in bed.
Lauren Conrad getting back together with Jason Wahler almost seems more expected than this pairing, doesn't it?
For whatever reason, cute blondes with big breasts are attracted to the former Saturday Night Live star. He was previously rumored to be dating Heather Locklear.
This time, TMZ caught up with Spade in Vegas over the weekend, getting kissed by Anderson and playing with her clothing. The pair showed up together to JET nightclub at the Mirage and drank champagne and Red Bull vodkas together throughout the night.
As far as celebrity pictures go, you don't get much crazier than David Spade making out with Pamela Anderson.
For all we know, they then called Katie Rees and retired as a threesome to a hotel room upstairs.
Heck, earlier in the day, Spade chilled in a daybed at BARE topless pool next to Sophia Bush, who was in town celebrating her 25th birthday. How does the anti-stud do it???
It's a good thing for Tony Parker he just made it official with Eva Longoria. Otherwise, Spade would be sure to swoop in and work his mysterious mojo on the actress.
As host of Today, Matt Lauer interview some very interesting people.
He sat down with disgraced beauty queen Tara Conner a few months ago for an engrossing interview. As fascinating as tales of cocaine addiction and girl-on-girl action must have been, however, there's no way they could equate to the wide-ranging tales told by Lauer's most recent subject:
Pamela Anderson's crotch.
As you can see here, Lauer got up close and personal with a region Kid Rock and others know all too well. Of course, most viewers were probably familiar with this most private of parts already.
After all, Tommy Lee and Pamela Anderson made the first foray into the world of celebrity sex tapes, long before Keeley Hazell even thought about spreading her legs for the camera. It was a homemade porn more watched than any movie a nude Tonya Cooley has ever starred in.
Still, Lauer is a top-notch newsman. He probably got some exclusive sound bites from this body part. But as you can see, Anderson's large breasts were jealous of the time spent focusing on her lower half. They're practically popping out in hopes of getting a word in.
Show them some love, Matt. Lord knows hundreds of other guys have.
Apparently, Alex Rodriguez likes his stripper mistresses bleach blonde. And kinda masculine. And not particularly attractive, considering he's not only a reasonably handsome fella, but a superstar baseball player with a $252 million contract.
Yes, since the "Stray-Rod" scandal broke and it became known that Alex Rodriguez has been hitting strip clubs and likely having an affair with dancer Joslyn Noel Morse, The Hollywood Gossip has been trying to determine who the Iowa native reminds us of.
Then we were sent pictures of Joslyn Noel Morse nude. That didn't help us much either. But we can tell you one thing - despite her ample chest, she doesn't "stack" up to some of our celebrity gossip staff members' favorite bleach-blonde hotties.
None of whom are really our type. But if you're going to keep hitting strip clubs and cheating on your smart, pretty wife, might as well up your standards, Alex.
Up top, we see Joslyn Morse and porn star Marey Carey. On the bottom row, the legendary Pamela Anderson and Hugh Hefner's #1 girlfriend, Holly Madison. Also naked.
Joslyn Morse, described by the New York Post as a "Playboy bunny wannabe," is in pretty exclusive company here. We can't say if she'll ever grace the pages of Hugh's magazine, but hey, if she changes her name to one resembling a famous person, a la Marey Carey or Katee Holmes, she might have a shot at porn.
Alexis Rodriguez, here we come.
Some actresses attend the Cannes Film Festival and promote a movie that a) hasn't even begun filming yet and b) will most likely suck.
These people are named Jessica Simpson.
Other stars know where their famous bread is buttered. Or, in the case of Pamela Anderson, what their best poses look like.
The 40-year old drew plenty of attention overseas by eschewing any sort of movie publicity and simply posing for pictures of the assets that have made her such a well-known name in the first place. That's right: Victoria Beckham's boobs have nothing on Pam's!
If Keira Knightley is really looking to grow some breasts, Anderson would be the best example to follow.
The same can be said for anyone hoping to marry a white trash rock star and then get divorced a couple months later.
No wonder Kimberly Stewart is pole dancing these days.
Along with millions of other women, she knows the pressure is on to lure men in before Pamela Anderson goes back on the market.
For now, the former Baywatch beauty is staying single.
"I've tried to remarry â" move on â" like any other single mom I've tried to create a healthy example for my kids always," Anderson writes in a new posting on her online diary.
"That's why I realized early on that we are better off on our own right now," says Anderson.
Her divorce from Kid Rock after a four-month marriage became official on February 1.
While she says her sons with first husband Tommy Lee â" Brandon, 10, and Dylan Jagger, 9 â" are "completely well adjusted and happy and thriving," Anderson says their dad "has been in their lives in a productive but small way over the years."
Professionally, Anderson says she is set to head back to the beach for a new show from the makers of Baywatch, to be called Malibu â" which she describes as "Flamingo Kid meets Baywatch.
"I can't say no to the guys from Baywatch â" they are great to my kids â" my schedule is built around theirs â" just a few days a week â" I'm close to home," she says.
And we'll assume her giant boobs are on full display. So who are we to argue?
Pam is also shooting a movie with Denise Richards that we're sure won't be very funny.
You might wanna look away, Kid Rock.
The man you tried to fight, Tommy Lee, is once again locking lips with the woman you tried to successfully marry.
Yes, folks, that is Pamela Anderson joining her ex-husband for a game of tonsil hockey. The embrace took place after the former couple had lunch with their kids - but does it mean they're officially back together?
We tried to ask Pam for an answer, but she was too busy spilling the blood of a fur coat wearer to respond.
Odds are, however, that this union isn't meant to last. It hasn't yet. We actually think Nick Zano and Kristin Cavallari have a better chance at a future than Pamela and Tommy Lee. And that's saying a lot.
We know, Pamela Anderson knows a thing or two about crotch shots.
But even she can't believe the recent antics of Britney Spears, who's been flaunting her baby factory when she hits the clubs and is perfectly willing to go out with no pants on a whim.
We don't blame Pam for being fed up at the crazy crotch shot queens. It's one thing if you film yourself gettin' feaky in a full-on sex tape like Kim Kardashian or Keeley Hazell, then clandestinely leak it to David Hans Schmidt and try to make money off it. It's quite another to strut around offering glimpses of your business to the paparazzi.
Not cool. That's why, as the ex-Mrs. Kid Rock caresses her wine glass gently and strategically in the picture below, she's obviously looking to make a point. She's also a fan of the hit series Grey's Anatomy, apparently...
Everywhere Jennifer Lopez goes, drama is sure to follow.
But even the woman who once comprised half of the original Bennifer could not see this one coming. During the auditions for her new Glow After Dark reality show Friday night, two representatives from People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA) took the stage.
Covertly, they first pretended to audition before launching into a tirade against the fur-loving singer/actress and possible Scientology convert.
The event, which was held at Macy's in Downey, California, erupted into complete chaos as one of the animal rights activists busted out with a funny, rhyming chant that went, "J.Lo, fur ho!"
The other faux contestant railed against Lopez as well, stating:
"I think the most important thing about being a diva... is not only being sexy and being stylish, but is not wearing real f***ing fur!"
The shocked M.C. scooped up one of the infiltrators and strong-armed her off the stage. Lopez was not present during the outburst. Neither was Beyonce. Not that she would have had any reason to be. But that girl also loves her some fur.
Famke Janssen, who has been an outspoken advocate of animal rights despite her unabashed love for pork products, could not be reached by The Hollywood Gossip for comment.
In other animal rights news, PETA backer Pamela Anderson has fired off an angry letter to the U.S. Postal Service, which plans on immortalizing KFC founder Colonel Sanders on a stamp. Writes Pam:
"Honoring a man whose legacy involves breaking animals' bones and scalding animals to death in defeathering tanks is contrary to the values of most compassionate citizens."
Wow. One could say Pam went postal on those bitches. Eh?
