Ogling Gossip (Page 3)

The new relationship between Jennifer Aniston and Paul Sculfor sure seems to be heating up... especially if you read some of the tabloids out there.

This week's OK! magazine declares on its cover:

"Jen & Paul: IT'S GETTING SERIOUS!"

Meanwhile, Star Magazine, another cutting-edge celebrity news purveyor with an immaculate reputation, proclaims on its cover:

"Jen & Her Man: MOVING IN!"

Whoa! If that's the case, Jennifer and Paul are taking things way faster than JT Torregiani and Paula Abdul. But is this just a load of crap?

Well, fellow celebrity gossip site, 24Sizzler.com, had a conversation with Jennifer's rep, Stephen Huvane, who denied the reports, unequivocally stating that "The OK and Star stories are works of fiction, as are most of the weeklies when it comes to covering Jennifer's personal life."

Hmm. Pretty quick to deny that, aren't you, Stephen Huvane? We have a good idea why. Huvane (pictured here with Aniston) is quite jealous of Jen's new man - and seems to be scoping out Jennifer for himself.

We give this about a 6.75 on the ogling scale.

You know, not as high as Ashton Kutcher checking out the rackage of his teenage stepdaughter, Rumer Willis, but certainly a few nothces higher than London passersby taking an extended look at the tight little butt of the beautiful Kate Middleton.

After all, that kind of behavior is extended from working class stiffs. Especially Brits. But when the person you're gawking at is someone you're employed by - or married to the mother of - that's taking it to an extreme, don't you think?

Even if the woman is as hot as Jennifer Aniston. Stephen Huvane, you have just lost all credibility with us. But we still envy you being that close to the former Friends star.

It's hard to say where checking out the body of one's own teenage stepdaughter ranks on The Hollywood Gossip's ogling scale.

Certainly above the jaw-dropping, head-snapping, whistling, cat-calling antics exhibited by working-class British stiffs upon seeing Kate Middleton or Sienna Miller.

And probably even a bit higher than Diddy leering at Jessica Biel during an awards show. That body is something to behold, but the man's got Kim Porter and twins at home!

Yes, we'd have to say that Ashton Kutcher has raised (or lowered) the proverbial ogling bar by openly gawking at his wife's daughter, Rumer Willis…

Rumer's dad, Bruce Willis (also pictured here) has actually spoken quite fondly of Ashton Kutcher, the new, much younger husband of Demi Moore.

But the Die Hard actor has also been known to make thinly-veiled threats to anyone even thinking about trying something with his daughters.

Let's hope Bruce Willis doesn't get a look at this picture… and let's also hope Ashton doesn't decide to stare at Tallulah Willis next. That'd just be weird.

We sympathize with the gent below. When you work all day at a run-of-the-mill job just to make ends meet, and a certifiably fine piece of once-almost-royal ass struts past you… it's tough not to engage in some serious ogling.

On the flip side, you gotta watch yourself. The paparazzi follows Kate Middleton everywhere. You have to know that you're going to get busted… on film. Let's just hope this fellow isn't in a relationship. If he is… it's probably over by now. 

While Kate is still reeling from her breakup with Prince William, she's doing her best to move on. And she can at least take solace in the fact that she's got it goin' on. Plenty of Brits would undoubtedly date this lovely lass if given the chance.

Chin up, Kate Middleton. Chin up.

While Johnny Knoxville and Diddy set the bar high by ogling the rackage of hot actresses, The Hollywood Gossip gawking champion remains this guy, who was quite taken aback by the sight of Sienna Miller (and not shy about his approval).

Okay, so the gratuitous gawking below is not in the same league as what we recently observed from Diddy's indiscreet inspection of Jessica Biel's booty.

In fact, the ogling below appears to be happening blatantly, with no shame in being caught in the act. And while such behavior seems like the antithesis of class, what did you expect?

We are talking about Johnny Knoxville, after all. The Jackass is wearing a Pabst Blue Ribbon button-down shirt for crying out loud. Anyone who dresses like that (or rolls down the street into oncoming traffic while strapped inside a shopping cart) has certainly earned the right to check out Alyssa Milano's chest.

These two would actually make a cute couple. Maybe not as much as Knoxville look-alike Josh Duhamel and Fergie, but still. Wonder if Johnny took Alyssa to Bam Margera's wedding?

Wow.

We knew you were a smooth operator, Diddy, but we have to say, you've outdone yourself in this picture, taken at Monday night's Golden Globe Awards.

Then again, it's easy to see how a man in his position could be caught in the act of staring at Jessica Biel. Probably the only one who could resist would be Derek Jeter - and only because he is actually hitting that piece, not just thinking about what it would be like.

We repeat, Derek Jeter and Jessica Biel are dating. There is no doubt about this whatsoever. They are officially an item - which is awesome!

As for Diddy, presumably he's going to have to answer to Kim Porter over this. Which could get ugly, seeing that she was probably at home with the twins while this ogling was going on. Memo to Puffy: It's easier to download the sink pic on your own time.

We thank him for the comic relief, though - this is officially the celebrity ogling picture to beat in 2007. The defending champion: this dude, who couldn't contain himself upon seeing Sienna Miller strut past.

Guys love to check out hot chicks. It's a fact. There's no denying it and it's not gonna change. Ever. But there's something to be said for subtlety. The man in this picture, apparently enamored with the back side of Paris Hilton's younger, hotter, STD-free and significantly less annoying sister, is officially busted. The kid on the right is just about as guilty. See below:

Hope your wife sees this, dude. In all fairness, this prime Nicky Hilton gawking pales in comparison to some of the other examples we've come across. At least he waited until she walked by, unlike the jackass busted ogling Sienna Miller and giving her a full-on O-Face on a London Street. Keep it together, man!

Jude Law may have given the nanny a hot beef injection, but he eventually came back to Sienna Miller after realizing what the dude in this photograph did -- and expressed with an extremely subtle "Oh Face" on a London city street. Miller is F-I-N-E!!!! Peep it: