The new relationship between Jennifer Aniston and Paul Sculfor sure seems to be heating up... especially if you read some of the tabloids out there.
This week's OK! magazine declares on its cover:
"Jen & Paul: IT'S GETTING SERIOUS!"
Meanwhile, Star Magazine, another cutting-edge celebrity news purveyor with an immaculate reputation, proclaims on its cover:
"Jen & Her Man: MOVING IN!"
Whoa! If that's the case, Jennifer and Paul are taking things way faster than JT Torregiani and Paula Abdul. But is this just a load of crap?
Well, fellow celebrity gossip site, 24Sizzler.com, had a conversation with Jennifer's rep, Stephen Huvane, who denied the reports, unequivocally stating that "The OK and Star stories are works of fiction, as are most of the weeklies when it comes to covering Jennifer's personal life."
Hmm. Pretty quick to deny that, aren't you, Stephen Huvane? We have a good idea why. Huvane (pictured here with Aniston) is quite jealous of Jen's new man - and seems to be scoping out Jennifer for himself.
We give this about a 6.75 on the ogling scale.
You know, not as high as Ashton Kutcher checking out the rackage of his teenage stepdaughter, Rumer Willis, but certainly a few nothces higher than London passersby taking an extended look at the tight little butt of the beautiful Kate Middleton.
After all, that kind of behavior is extended from working class stiffs. Especially Brits. But when the person you're gawking at is someone you're employed by - or married to the mother of - that's taking it to an extreme, don't you think?
Even if the woman is as hot as Jennifer Aniston. Stephen Huvane, you have just lost all credibility with us. But we still envy you being that close to the former Friends star.