We sympathize with the gent below. When you work all day at a run-of-the-mill job just to make ends meet, and a certifiably fine piece of once-almost-royal ass struts past you… it's tough not to engage in some serious ogling.

On the flip side, you gotta watch yourself. The paparazzi follows Kate Middleton everywhere. You have to know that you're going to get busted… on film. Let's just hope this fellow isn't in a relationship. If he is… it's probably over by now. 

Posted in: Kate Middleton

Guys love to check out hot chicks. It's a fact. There's no denying it and it's not gonna change. Ever. But there's something to be said for subtlety. The man in this picture, apparently enamored with the back side of Paris Hilton's younger, hotter, STD-free and significantly less annoying sister, is officially busted. The kid on the right is just about as guilty. See below:

Posted in: Nicky Hilton