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We sort of feel bad for Prince Charles here.

As a straight male, one cannot help but picture Scarlett Johansson naked within seconds. We have it easier than he, as in our jobs, we can freely admit this.

Scarlett Johansson Red Head

However, Prince Charles might want to dial down the ogling a little.

The picture below says it all as Charles greets Scarlett Johansson at the London premiere of her new film, The Other Boleyn Girl, on Tuesday. Oooooga!

NOTE: Scarlett Johansson's co-stars, Eric Bana and Natalie Portman, were also there. Though it appears they weren't as high on the Prince's to-do list.

His Royal Highness Prince Charles can't help but pay homage to Scarlett Johansson's tremendous assets... er, talents. Nice work, Chuck. Ogle away, dog.

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Chris Rock never stood a chance.

Last night - at Madonna's benefit to raise awareness/money for the plight of those in Malawi with AIDS - the comedian attempted to walk right past Rihanna. He failed.

Rihanna: Hot!

A celebrity gossip photographer caught Rock in full ogling mode. But can you really blame the guy?

Pssst, Chris: visit The Hollywood Gossip at any time to check out photos of Rihanna nude! That way, you can drool away in private.

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It's been awhile since we had a good ogle. Fortunately, the following incident is far less creepy than the time Ashton Kutcher drooled over step daughter Rumer Willis.

As Kim Kardashian went for a stroll in Beverly Hills yesterday, at least one onlooker was impressed with what he saw. Then again, considering the size of Kardashian's backside, he may have simply been overwhelmed.

Marc and Hot Women

Where else was the guy to look?

Pssst, dude: if you pick up a copy of Playboy, you can actually see Kim Kardashian naked! Then you can really do some ogling!

Later on, this same guy was seen drooling over his computer when viewing the Tiffany Pollard sex tape.

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We haven't had a good ogling post in some time - and this is the first time we can recall that a member of royalty has been involved in the gawking.

Usually it's ordinary people like this guy.

Giant Ass Robot

Below, Prince Albert of Monaco likes what he sees - Rihanna - at the 2007 World Music Awards at the Monte Carlo Sporting Club on Sunday in Monte Carlo.

The Principality of Monaco welcomes Rihanna... and her nice rack.

Not only does every single of hers race up the pop music charts, but the Caribbean cutie is F-I-N-E. So we don't blame Prince Albert for being attracted to Rihanna... although you could be a little more discreet about it next time, Al.

We really look forward to the Rihanna / Josh-Hartnett / Chris Brown / Prince Albert love triangle. Or would that be a love square?

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And we thought it was gross when Ashton Kutcher ogled the chest of his step-daughter, Rumer Willis.

But at least there's no blood relation between those two.

The same can't exactly be said about Nicky Hilton and Paris Hilton.

Seen here, the spoiled sisters are enjoying a night out... and one of them is enjoying the view. We guess we can't blame Nicky - Paris Hilton nude isn't terrible looking - but someone should should show her this Pamela Anderson photo.

If you wanna ogle huge boobs, the former Baywatch star is a much better option.

And if you wanna really turn up this night of girl-on-girl action, give Katie Rees a call.

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The new relationship between Jennifer Aniston and Paul Sculfor sure seems to be heating up... especially if you read some of the tabloids out there.

This week's OK! magazine declares on its cover:

Caught Kissing!

"Jen & Paul: IT'S GETTING SERIOUS!"

Meanwhile, Star Magazine, another cutting-edge celebrity news purveyor with an immaculate reputation, proclaims on its cover:

"Jen & Her Man: MOVING IN!"

Whoa! If that's the case, Jennifer and Paul are taking things way faster than JT Torregiani and Paula Abdul. But is this just a load of crap?

Well, fellow celebrity gossip site, 24Sizzler.com, had a conversation with Jennifer's rep, Stephen Huvane, who denied the reports, unequivocally stating that "The OK and Star stories are works of fiction, as are most of the weeklies when it comes to covering Jennifer's personal life."

Hmm. Pretty quick to deny that, aren't you, Stephen Huvane? We have a good idea why. Huvane (pictured here with Aniston) is quite jealous of Jen's new man - and seems to be scoping out Jennifer for himself.

We give this about a 6.75 on the ogling scale.

You know, not as high as Ashton Kutcher checking out the rackage of his teenage stepdaughter, Rumer Willis, but certainly a few nothces higher than London passersby taking an extended look at the tight little butt of the beautiful Kate Middleton.

After all, that kind of behavior is extended from working class stiffs. Especially Brits. But when the person you're gawking at is someone you're employed by - or married to the mother of - that's taking it to an extreme, don't you think?

Even if the woman is as hot as Jennifer Aniston. Stephen Huvane, you have just lost all credibility with us. But we still envy you being that close to the former Friends star.

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It's hard to say where checking out the body of one's own teenage stepdaughter ranks on The Hollywood Gossip's ogling scale.

Certainly above the jaw-dropping, head-snapping, whistling, cat-calling antics exhibited by working-class British stiffs upon seeing Kate Middleton or Sienna Miller.

An Ashton Kutcher Love Child?!?

And probably even a bit higher than Diddy leering at Jessica Biel during an awards show. That body is something to behold, but the man's got Kim Porter and twins at home!

Yes, we'd have to say that Ashton Kutcher has raised (or lowered) the proverbial ogling bar by openly gawking at his wife's daughter, Rumer Willis…

Rumer's dad, Bruce Willis (also pictured here) has actually spoken quite fondly of Ashton Kutcher, the new, much younger husband of Demi Moore.

But the Die Hard actor has also been known to make thinly-veiled threats to anyone even thinking about trying something with his daughters.

Let's hope Bruce Willis doesn't get a look at this picture… and let's also hope Ashton doesn't decide to stare at Tallulah Willis next. That'd just be weird.

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We sympathize with the gent below. When you work all day at a run-of-the-mill job just to make ends meet, and a certifiably fine piece of once-almost-royal ass struts past you… it's tough not to engage in some serious ogling.

On the flip side, you gotta watch yourself. The paparazzi follows Kate Middleton everywhere. You have to know that you're going to get busted… on film. Let's just hope this fellow isn't in a relationship. If he is… it's probably over by now. 

Duchess Kate Middleton and Prince William Photo

While Kate is still reeling from her breakup with Prince William, she's doing her best to move on. And she can at least take solace in the fact that she's got it goin' on. Plenty of Brits would undoubtedly date this lovely lass if given the chance.

Chin up, Kate Middleton. Chin up.

While Johnny Knoxville and Diddy set the bar high by ogling the rackage of hot actresses, The Hollywood Gossip gawking champion remains this guy, who was quite taken aback by the sight of Sienna Miller (and not shy about his approval).

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Okay, so the gratuitous gawking below is not in the same league as what we recently observed from Diddy's indiscreet inspection of Jessica Biel's booty.

In fact, the ogling below appears to be happening blatantly, with no shame in being caught in the act. And while such behavior seems like the antithesis of class, what did you expect?

Johnny Knoxville and Naomi Nelson

We are talking about Johnny Knoxville, after all. The Jackass is wearing a Pabst Blue Ribbon button-down shirt for crying out loud. Anyone who dresses like that (or rolls down the street into oncoming traffic while strapped inside a shopping cart) has certainly earned the right to check out Alyssa Milano's chest.

These two would actually make a cute couple. Maybe not as much as Knoxville look-alike Josh Duhamel and Fergie, but still. Wonder if Johnny took Alyssa to Bam Margera's wedding?

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