Ogling

There's really nothing more to say about this picture, except that Shauna Sand may have had those lucite stripper heels surgically attached a few years back.

Karina Smirnoff is a professional on Dancing with the Stars.

Based on the reaction to the sight of her below, however, Sean Stewart wants her to appear on Shagging with Washed Up Sons of Singers. At least for one night.

Celebrity gossip followers are already familiar with how attractive Gabriel Aubry is.

But, based on the photo below, the older generation is just realizing how lucky Halle Berry has it.

Check out the mature, good looking women in the background of this picture. They appear to be enjoying the view of Aubry, as he walks hand-in-hand with Berry, head held high because, well, he's Gabriel Aubry...

It's hard to blame a man for ogling.

After all, when you sit courtside at an NBA game, the simple fact is that there are gonna be buns. Tight ones. In your face. At very close range.

But if you're David Beckham, and you're one of the most scrutinized peeps in Hollywood, if not the world, you may want to be a little subtle.

Or take a picture, as it will last longer...

GREAT SEAT: David Beckham closely inspects a hot cheerleader and reacts as many males would at the Los Angeles Lakers-Sacramento Kings game last night.

Let's hope for David's sake that Victoria Beckham doesn't see this pic ...

Hey, at least the fella doing the ogling of Heidi Klum in this picture is married to Heidi Klum. Unlike the rest of you dudes out there!

Still, way to be discreet, Seal!

Heidi Klum and her husband - who have three small children - arrived at the Oscars last night with about a hundred other A-list celebrities, yet seemed to be totally chill and unmoved by the whole spectacle of the red carpet.

The reason? They can't take their eyes off each other! Who the hell cares about the Academy Awards when you're married to Heidi Klum? You go, Seal.

Oooooga! Even Heidi Klum's husband, Seal, is stunned by her beauty. 

We sort of feel bad for Prince Charles here.

As a straight male, one cannot help but picture Scarlett Johansson naked within seconds. We have it easier than he, as in our jobs, we can freely admit this.

However, Prince Charles might want to dial down the ogling a little.

The picture below says it all as Charles greets Scarlett Johansson at the London premiere of her new film, The Other Boleyn Girl, on Tuesday. Oooooga!

NOTE: Scarlett Johansson's co-stars, Eric Bana and Natalie Portman, were also there. Though it appears they weren't as high on the Prince's to-do list.

His Royal Highness Prince Charles can't help but pay homage to Scarlett Johansson's tremendous assets... er, talents. Nice work, Chuck. Ogle away, dog.

Chris Rock never stood a chance.

Last night - at Madonna's benefit to raise awareness/money for the plight of those in Malawi with AIDS - the comedian attempted to walk right past Rihanna. He failed.

A celebrity gossip photographer caught Rock in full ogling mode. But can you really blame the guy?

Pssst, Chris: visit The Hollywood Gossip at any time to check out photos of Rihanna nude! That way, you can drool away in private.

Mmm... tasty.

As Paris Hilton pretends this slice of pizza is the little soldier of Stavros Niarchos, the random man by her side can't help but smile at what he spies:

Another box of pizza! Score!

Paris Hilton, meanwhile, is currently starring in The Hottie and the Nottie. It looks even worse than the title suggests.

It's been awhile since we had a good ogle. Fortunately, the following incident is far less creepy than the time Ashton Kutcher drooled over step daughter Rumer Willis.

As Kim Kardashian went for a stroll in Beverly Hills yesterday, at least one onlooker was impressed with what he saw. Then again, considering the size of Kardashian's backside, he may have simply been overwhelmed.

Where else was the guy to look?

Pssst, dude: if you pick up a copy of Playboy, you can actually see Kim Kardashian naked! Then you can really do some ogling!

Later on, this same guy was seen drooling over his computer when viewing the Tiffany Pollard sex tape.

We haven't had a good ogling post in some time - and this is the first time we can recall that a member of royalty has been involved in the gawking.

Usually it's ordinary people like this guy.

Below, Prince Albert of Monaco likes what he sees - Rihanna - at the 2007 World Music Awards at the Monte Carlo Sporting Club on Sunday in Monte Carlo.

The Principality of Monaco welcomes Rihanna... and her nice rack.

Not only does every single of hers race up the pop music charts, but the Caribbean cutie is F-I-N-E. So we don't blame Prince Albert for being attracted to Rihanna... although you could be a little more discreet about it next time, Al.

We really look forward to the Rihanna / Josh-Hartnett / Chris Brown / Prince Albert love triangle. Or would that be a love square?