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Luckily for him, a male admirer got a good look at Heidi Klum's backside as the model made her way to a taping of Live with Regis & Kelly in New York Thursday.

Luckily for THG, we got a good look at him getting a good luck at the statuesque supermodel, who went out to greet fans. Ones in front of her, not behind her.

Nice work dude.

Klumfull

We know ... after four kids too! [Photo: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com]

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Britney Spears was pretty messed up in the head at one point. Having been a star her entire adult life, the various demands and pressures just got to her.

We're beginning to understand why.

Having gone back to blonde, the bombshell stopped at a local 76 gas station to grab an orange soda and a fellow petroleum consumer couldn't help herself.

Wow. Way to be subtle, lady. Sure you couldn't swoop in for a hug while you're at it? Nice to see that Britney has again determined that bras are optional ...

Gawking at Britney

Britney Spears: Gas station chic. [Photos: Fame Pictures; Some chick]

No word if Jason Trawick, Britney's boyfriend and agent, who has been the subject of many breakup rumors over the last few weeks, was there to witness this.

Either way, a shameless amateur photographer clearly was ... as was a professional photographer, taking a picture of the amateur. At least the latter got paid.

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Jessica Simpson is all self-conscious thanks to that douchebag John Mayer.

After the singer told Playboy that she was "sexual napalm" and that he wanted to "snort her like crack," Jess is concerned about guys checking her out 24/7.

Monday on The View, Simpson said Mayer's revealing Playboy interview was "embarrassing. I'll walk into a restaurant and I feel like men are looking at me."

"I feel like they're undressing me."

Yeah, John Mayer's interview is when that all started. No one goes to a Jessica Simpson concert or watches her movies because of her charisma. Just sayin'.

As she's said before, the star said Mayer's apology "doesn't really matter." Will she ever take him back? "He'll never have this napalm again!" she declared.

Amen, sister.

Simpson also shot down her rumored romance with Billy Corgan. "I can't meet anyone without being married the next week," Simpson said of Corgan, who helped produce theme song for The Price of Beauty, which premieres tonight.

"He is one of my dear friends ... he understands my heart." Deep.

Also a clothing designer, Jess told The View panel about a new product: "I'm actually about to put out a denim line: sexy mom jeans!" Sure to be a hot seller.

Check out a clip of Sexual Napalm on The View below ...

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Monday, THG readers were given the challenge of writing the best caption for the celebrity pic below. Your Caption Contest winner is cutieshortie2005.

Adam Lambert. Pamela Anderson. Ogling. The Caption Contest material was there for the taking and boy, you all stepped up to the plate! Great job, all.

The winning entry appears below, and you can click here to read the full list of submissions. Thanks to everyone for playing and good luck next time!

Pam and Adam

Are those here for my entertainment?!?!?!?!

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Welcome to the latest edition of The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest, where we ask readers to submit the funniest caption(s) for the celebrity picture below!

Last week, this popular game featured a smoking, texting, likely drunk Lindsay Lohan. Today, we move on to a star with actual talent: Adam Lambert.

What might the openly gay singer be thinking/saying as he stares in the large bosom of Pamela Anderson on New Year's Eve?

You tell us! Click on the "Comments" link below and send in as many captions as you can think of. We'll announce a winner tomorrow. Have fun and get to work:

Pam and Adam

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Based on her attitude, ego and appearance, Miley Cyrus often invites criticism wherever she goes.

Sometimes it's warranted. Other times, it's really warranted.

A Jokester

But there's just no excuse for what took place earlier this week. Can't a 16-year old walk down the street in fishnet stockings and a mini-skirt anymore without being totally checked out by some random dude?

Forget a Party in the USA. We have a feeling there's a party in this guy's pants right about now...

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There's not a lot to say here. No big news or anything scandalous.

It's just a classic picture of Spencer Pratt apparently stoned, drunk or both. Which is good enough for us. After all, who wouldn't get a kick out of this?

Your Order's Up!

For all we know, this photo, which originated on Perez Hilton, was taken while he was blinking. Sometimes the camera just doesn't tell the whole story.

Either way, here is Mr. Heidi Montag at Playboy Mansion ...

Spencer Pratt does some serious ogling. Possibly baked ogling.

Whether Spencer Pratt is really stoned or not, he's apparently gotten his wife confused for some other fake-tanned, bleach blonde tramp with enormous fake boobs.

One can forgive him for that. There are a ton of those in L.A.

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Hackers and people who write computer viruses are losers. But we have to say, this is the greatest thing those degenerates have ever hung their hats on.

Thousands of horny morons received lessons in karma after trying to download naked footage of ESPN reporter Erin Andrews only to get a virus instead.

Video of the stunningly beautiful and extremely popular sports reporter nude in her hotel room hit the Internet over this past weekend. It was taken through the door's peephole and shows the 31-year-old naked, unaware she's being filmed.

Taking advantage of sports fans' collective fascination with Erin Andrews nude, hackers are posting links that claim to have the tape but really just give you a virus.

Talk about a d!ck move on their part. Yet you can't help but laugh.

"Hackers are no slacks when it comes to taking advantage of a hot Internet search trend," Graham Cluley of anti-virus company Sophos told USA Today.

Many of the real nude video links were broken after Andrews' lawyer and ESPN's legal team stepped in, reminding people that Erin Andrews is a victim.

"While alone in the privacy of her hotel room, Erin Andrews was surreptitiously videotaped without her knowledge or consent," her lawyer said.

"Although the perpetrator or perpetrators of this criminal act have not been identified, when they are identified she intends to bring both civil and criminal charges against them and against anyone who has published the material."

Please, do not click on any links in our comments sections claiming to be the Erin Andrews nude video. We don't have, or link to it. Period.

We will take bogus links down as we come across them, but we do not endorse, nor can we control the miscreant hackers who publish these toxic links.

In the meantime, click to enlarge some beautiful, fully clothed Erin Andrews pictures that will definitely not give you any viruses. Bet that's a relief ...

Erin Andrews Pic

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A picture is worth 1,000 words. Those 1,000 words might just be wrong.

A photo of Barack Obama allegedly ogling Mayara Tavares, a 17-year-old junior delegate to the G8 in Italy, has caused quite the stir online in the last 48 hours.

Here's the image in question, in case you have not seen it. Looks a lot like the U.S. President (and French chief exec Nicolas Sarkozy) are enjoying the view, no?

Yeah. Neither smooth, nor becoming of a father of two and a man of Barack's stature. But apparently this was just bad luck for our Commander-in-Chief.

A video of the incident shows that there was likely no ogling involved, rather, the President was snapped at this unfortunate angle at the wrong moment:

It appears that the Prez wasn't sneaking an inappropriate peak; instead, he was just helping another young delegate down the stairs at the time.

Sarkozy's intentions? Not as clear.

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Hey, most of us have been there at some point, right guys?

Most of us are not President of the United States, however.

Obama Checks Out Girl

A photo of Barack Obama allegedly "checking out" a girl in Italy is making the online rounds. His eyes appear to be fixated squarely on that booty.

French President Nicolas Sarkozy appears to find this issue compelling as well ...

Whether or not he's really ogling the female in question, said to be Mayara Tavares, 17, a junior G8 delegate from Brazil, is something we can't possibly say for sure.

It would be a pretty big blunder by the Prez if true, but either way, it's comical, and The Drudge Report's caption for the pic, "Seconds Stimulus Package!" is classic.

Fox News' "When in Rome..." isn't quite as good, but still decent.

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