Ogling Gossip

Based on her attitude, ego and appearance, Miley Cyrus often invites criticism wherever she goes.

Sometimes it's warranted. Other times, it's really warranted.

But there's just no excuse for what took place earlier this week. Can't a 16-year old walk down the street in fishnet stockings and a mini-skirt anymore without being totally checked out by some random dude?

Forget a Party in the USA. We have a feeling there's a party in this guy's pants right about now...

There's not a lot to say here. No big news or anything scandalous.

It's just a classic picture of Spencer Pratt apparently stoned, drunk or both. Which is good enough for us. After all, who wouldn't get a kick out of this?

For all we know, this photo, which originated on Perez Hilton, was taken while he was blinking. Sometimes the camera just doesn't tell the whole story.

Either way, here is Mr. Heidi Montag at Playboy Mansion ...

Spencer Pratt does some serious ogling. Possibly baked ogling.

Whether Spencer Pratt is really stoned or not, he's apparently gotten his wife confused for some other fake-tanned, bleach blonde tramp with enormous fake boobs.

One can forgive him for that. There are a ton of those in L.A.

Hackers and people who write computer viruses are losers. But we have to say, this is the greatest thing those degenerates have ever hung their hats on.

Thousands of horny morons received lessons in karma after trying to download naked footage of ESPN reporter Erin Andrews only to get a virus instead.

Video of the stunningly beautiful and extremely popular sports reporter nude in her hotel room hit the Internet over this past weekend. It was taken through the door's peephole and shows the 31-year-old naked, unaware she's being filmed.

Taking advantage of sports fans' collective fascination with Erin Andrews nude, hackers are posting links that claim to have the tape but really just give you a virus.

Talk about a d!ck move on their part. Yet you can't help but laugh.

"Hackers are no slacks when it comes to taking advantage of a hot Internet search trend," Graham Cluley of anti-virus company Sophos told USA Today.

Many of the real nude video links were broken after Andrews' lawyer and ESPN's legal team stepped in, reminding people that Erin Andrews is a victim.

"While alone in the privacy of her hotel room, Erin Andrews was surreptitiously videotaped without her knowledge or consent," her lawyer said.

"Although the perpetrator or perpetrators of this criminal act have not been identified, when they are identified she intends to bring both civil and criminal charges against them and against anyone who has published the material."

Please, do not click on any links in our comments sections claiming to be the Erin Andrews nude video. We don't have, or link to it. Period.

We will take bogus links down as we come across them, but we do not endorse, nor can we control the miscreant hackers who publish these toxic links.

In the meantime, click to enlarge some beautiful, fully clothed Erin Andrews pictures that will definitely not give you any viruses. Bet that's a relief ...

A picture is worth 1,000 words. Those 1,000 words might just be wrong.

A photo of Barack Obama allegedly ogling Mayara Tavares, a 17-year-old junior delegate to the G8 in Italy, has caused quite the stir online in the last 48 hours.

Here's the image in question, in case you have not seen it. Looks a lot like the U.S. President (and French chief exec Nicolas Sarkozy) are enjoying the view, no?

Yeah. Neither smooth, nor becoming of a father of two and a man of Barack's stature. But apparently this was just bad luck for our Commander-in-Chief.

A video of the incident shows that there was likely no ogling involved, rather, the President was snapped at this unfortunate angle at the wrong moment:

It appears that the Prez wasn't sneaking an inappropriate peak; instead, he was just helping another young delegate down the stairs at the time.

Sarkozy's intentions? Not as clear.

Hey, most of us have been there at some point, right guys?

Most of us are not President of the United States, however.

A photo of Barack Obama allegedly "checking out" a girl in Italy is making the online rounds. His eyes appear to be fixated squarely on that booty.

French President Nicolas Sarkozy appears to find this issue compelling as well ...

Whether or not he's really ogling the female in question, said to be Mayara Tavares, 17, a junior G8 delegate from Brazil, is something we can't possibly say for sure.

It would be a pretty big blunder by the Prez if true, but either way, it's comical, and The Drudge Report's caption for the pic, "Seconds Stimulus Package!" is classic.

Fox News' "When in Rome..." isn't quite as good, but still decent.

Making the media rounds to promote her new movie, I Love You, Beth Cooper, Hayden Panettiere is hitting all the major New York-based talk shows.

Luckily for NYC residents, the Heroes hottie is also giving people a chance to see her even if they can't get to a TV to watch Good Morning America.

It's nice to see that ogling 19-year-olds is not reserved simply for Hayden Panettiere pics online. Middle-aged creeps can stare at her in person too!

Check out this dude who happened to be driving by as Hayden stopped to have her picture taken. Talk about being in the right place at the right time ...

HEY, BABY!! Seriously, after seeing Hayden Panettiere's outfit, who can blame a dude for craning his neck to catch a glimpse as he speeds by. Oooga. [Photo: Fame Pictures]

Wait, hasn't Samantha Ronson seen Lindsay Lohan nude?

Even more often than the average Internet user or random pizza delivery boy?

Despite the usual bedroom shenanigans with Lohan, the British DJ looks fascinated by her girlfriend's boobs in this photo. Yes, they are huge, Sam.

But they've also been touched more often than little boys at Michael Jackson's house.

[Photo Credit: Splash News]

Click on the following photos for more shots of Samantha and Lindsay during New York Fashion Week:

Having stared at an 82-year old man's ass for the last few weeks, Karissa and Kristina Shannon must have jumped all over the chance to attend Los Angeles Fashion Week.

As you can see, the new girlfriends of Hugh Hefner took advantage of the opportunity by sitting in the front row of a fashion show, dressing exactly alike and ogling possible sex companions for later that night.

Mmmm... I could get behind that. Or in front of it. Which side do you want, sis?

Samantha Ronson may be an older, British DJ with an affection for Lindsay Lohan.

But it turns out this lesbian isn't so mysterious after all.

She likes Lohan for the same reason as countless guys before her have: giant breasts.

BOOBS!!!

We know what one man thinks of Rihanna's outfit in the photo below.

Then again, the dude ogling the beautiful singer is likely staring at her booty, not her boots.

We don't need to ask readers about such an obviously fine rear end - but we do want your thoughts on Rihanna's choice of footwear. Do you approve?

What do you think of Rihanna's boots?