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Courtney Stodden has made quite the impression on celebrity gossip followers since she arrived - cleavage out, God blessed - in our lives this May, soon after the 17-year old blow-up doll married 51-year old actor Doug Hutchison.

The aspiring singer and soon-to-be reality star has provided endless, mostly harmless entertainment... until this weekend.

Young wife and middle-aged husband went for a stroll around The Grove in Los Angeles a couple days ago, searing an image in at least one onlooker's mind that can never be undone. Just look at the expression on the following toddler's face (bottom, left) after Courtney passes him by. The poor child may never regain his innocence...

Also of hilarious note? The expression on the woman's face behind Stodden and Hutchison. It turns from amusement to abject horror. Trust us, random Los Angeles resident. We can relate.

[Photos: Pacific Coast News]

Justin Bieber had an eventful evening at the MuchMusic Video Awards in Toronto last night.

He won the trophy for International Video of the Year, he flirted publicly with Selena Gomez and he paid homage to a pair of beauties: Selena, of course, and Kelly Kapowski, the lovable Saved by the Bell cheerleader portrayed years ago by Tiffani Amber-Thiessen.

We'd say Gomez ought to be jealous, but it's clear she still does something for Justin herself. Alongside a photo of Bieber giving Kapowski props, look at his reaction to Selena's low-cut top...

Hello, Kelly! Hello, cleavage!

Might real life be imitating art for Michael C. Hall and Julia Stiles?

Just days after the former announced his divorce from co-star Jennifer Carpenter, a source says he was spotted looking very cozy with Stiles, who recurred throughout season five on Dexter.

Did the romance between Michael C. Hall and Julia Stiles spill over from the Dexter set to the actor's bedroom?

According to a Showbiz Spy witness, “Michael was checking out Julia’s butt" at a recent event. Moreover, “He was fixated... He seemed fine. You would never tell his marriage had just collapsed.”

Hall was married to actress Amy Spanger for five years until 2006 and got hitched to Carpenter on New Year's Eve in 2008. He battled cancer earlier this year and is now in remission.

Fans hoping the Jenn Sterger-Brett Favre scandal would somehow have a happy ending aren't likely to find one. Nor did Brett, apparently, hard as he tried.

In addition to Sterger, to whom Favre allegedly sent a series of unwanted and inappropriate text messages, he also pursued two team massage therapists.

This all went down during the QB's one season with the New York Jets (2008-09), for whom Jenn Sterger and the two masseuses were working at the time.

PASS: None of Brett's sexting targets wanted the total Favre package.

According to one of them, who says she worked as a massage therapist for the team for a few years, she never had an incident with a player until Brett.

"He was on the table next to mine," she tells Deadspin. "He was looking at my ass the whole time while I worked on another player. He was ogling me."

The other masseuse, who was massaging Brett that day, exchanged numbers with him. That woman soon received a shady text message from Favre.

Ines Sainz is a reporter from the Mexican TV station Azteca. She recently paid a visit to the New York Jets' facilities to interview star Mark Sanchez.

There, she alleges she was sexually harassed by players and staff.

Wow. We know Ines Sainz is hot, but it's like Gang Green is as undisciplined off the field as they were on it during last night's 10-9 loss to Baltimore.

Reporter Ines Sainz says the N.Y. Jets got their sexual harassment on.

She offered her first detailed account Monday of how she was subjected to "grotesque" locker room antics on Saturday, saying, "It mustn't happen again."

She says the team is serious about making it right, though: "I believe they are taking it seriously and it's only going to be one bad experience," Sainz said.

Yesterday, Ines watched pregame warmups just yards from some of the players accused of bombarding her with catcalls, whistles and blatant ogling.

Luckily for him, a male admirer got a good look at Heidi Klum's backside as the model made her way to a taping of Live with Regis & Kelly in New York Thursday.

Luckily for THG, we got a good look at him getting a good luck at the statuesque supermodel, who went out to greet fans. Ones in front of her, not behind her.

Nice work dude.

We know ... after four kids too! [Photo: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com]

Britney Spears was pretty messed up in the head at one point. Having been a star her entire adult life, the various demands and pressures just got to her.

We're beginning to understand why.

Having gone back to blonde, the bombshell stopped at a local 76 gas station to grab an orange soda and a fellow petroleum consumer couldn't help herself.

Wow. Way to be subtle, lady. Sure you couldn't swoop in for a hug while you're at it? Nice to see that Britney has again determined that bras are optional ...

Britney Spears: Gas station chic. [Photos: Fame Pictures; Some chick]

No word if Jason Trawick, Britney's boyfriend and agent, who has been the subject of many breakup rumors over the last few weeks, was there to witness this.

Either way, a shameless amateur photographer clearly was ... as was a professional photographer, taking a picture of the amateur. At least the latter got paid.

Jessica Simpson is all self-conscious thanks to that douchebag John Mayer.

After the singer told Playboy that she was "sexual napalm" and that he wanted to "snort her like crack," Jess is concerned about guys checking her out 24/7.

Monday on The View, Simpson said Mayer's revealing Playboy interview was "embarrassing. I'll walk into a restaurant and I feel like men are looking at me."

"I feel like they're undressing me."

Yeah, John Mayer's interview is when that all started. No one goes to a Jessica Simpson concert or watches her movies because of her charisma. Just sayin'.

As she's said before, the star said Mayer's apology "doesn't really matter." Will she ever take him back? "He'll never have this napalm again!" she declared.

Amen, sister.

Simpson also shot down her rumored romance with Billy Corgan. "I can't meet anyone without being married the next week," Simpson said of Corgan, who helped produce theme song for The Price of Beauty, which premieres tonight.

"He is one of my dear friends ... he understands my heart." Deep.

Also a clothing designer, Jess told The View panel about a new product: "I'm actually about to put out a denim line: sexy mom jeans!" Sure to be a hot seller.

Check out a clip of Sexual Napalm on The View below ...

Monday, THG readers were given the challenge of writing the best caption for the celebrity pic below. Your Caption Contest winner is cutieshortie2005.

Adam Lambert. Pamela Anderson. Ogling. The Caption Contest material was there for the taking and boy, you all stepped up to the plate! Great job, all.

The winning entry appears below, and you can click here to read the full list of submissions. Thanks to everyone for playing and good luck next time!

Are those here for my entertainment?!?!?!?!

Welcome to the latest edition of The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest, where we ask readers to submit the funniest caption(s) for the celebrity picture below!

Last week, this popular game featured a smoking, texting, likely drunk Lindsay Lohan. Today, we move on to a star with actual talent: Adam Lambert.

What might the openly gay singer be thinking/saying as he stares in the large bosom of Pamela Anderson on New Year's Eve?

You tell us! Click on the "Comments" link below and send in as many captions as you can think of. We'll announce a winner tomorrow. Have fun and get to work: