Nolan Gerard Funk
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And now it's time for our Nolan Gerard Funk penis update of the day.

While Nickeloden is hoping this young star helps the network's upcoming High School Musical rip-off, Spectacular!, go-go to the top of the ratings chart, a new report indicates that Funk has a different sort of go-go history.

According to Perez Hilton, the 22-year-old Canadian actor worked as a go-go dancer at a gay club in Los Angeles in 2006.

"Nolan went by the name of JT," said Hilton's supposedly well-placed source. "He has a giant uncut cock!"

The insider added that Funk insisted he was straight throughout his employment at the establishment. We're not judging either way.

But if Funk really is the nezt Zac Efron, he might wanna find his own Vanessa Hudgens in order to ward off rumors. We hear Khloe Kardashian is single.

This may be heresy to some, but Nolan Gerard Funk is setting his sights high.

The young actor is being promoted as the next Zac Efron. He'll star in next week's Nickelodeon original movie Spectacular!

Will High School Musical fans jump aboard the bandwagon of this new franchise, now that Efron and company have moved on? Funk, a Vancouver native that is fluent in French and filmed a music video last year alongside Miranda Cosgrove, leads the film's cast. He plays Nikko.

Spectacular! premieres on Monday night, February 16.

For now, compare the young actors below and then respond to our poll question:

Who is studlier: Nolan Gerard Funk or Zac Efron?