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Noah Cyrus is nine years old. She makes Ali Lohan look like a senior citizen.

Still, did Miley's sister dress as a witch for a Halloween party hosted by actress Jamie Lee Curtis this weekend? No. A cheerleader? Guess again. A policewoman? Please.

The tyke apparently received permission from her parents to walk a red carpet in the following outfit:

Looks like Noah Cyrus dressed like her sibling for Halloween. [Photo: Splash News]

We're not sure why we're surprised, considering Billy Ray Cyrus' jovial reaction to his other daughter making like a stripper in front of millions.

Guess we were under the impression he'd draw the line at inappropriate attire for a girl that's four years away from being a teenger. Our bad.

We think Ali Lohan, at 15, is far too young to be following in her troubled sister's famous footsteps, as the teenager (who looks 37) has made no secret of the fact that she yearns for fame and fortune.

But nine-year old Noah Cyrus, already making YouTube videos, just like her sister Miley? That's truly depressing.

The youngest Cyrus offspring is adorable in the clip below; we just want her to remain that way. If Noah is soon posing seductively for Vanity Fair, we're coming after you, Miley!

When Miley Cyrus is away, Justin Gaston will play... with her sister!

The hunky boyfriend of the actress was spotted this week going on a bicycle ride with eight-year old Noah Cyrus. Justin really knows how to endear himself to the family.

Justin Gaston could learn something from Noah Cyrus: Wear a helmet, man!

And where was Miley during this rendezvous?  Perhaps finding a new man, or 20.

While performing in England on BBC’s Switch Live show, Miley gave a shout out to British boys.

“I’ve already fallen in love with 20 guys since I’ve been here,” the Hannah Montana star said. “The accents sound so intelligent. I love the way the guys are so classy and wear trenchcoats… I’ve phoned my dad and told him not to expect me home. I want to live here.”