No disrespect to Richard Sherman, but if a shirtless David Beckham modeling underwear can't get you to watch the Super Bowl next Sunday, nothing can.
Especially since H&M, which will air a Beckham-themed Super Bowl ad, promises "a high-octane ride with tantalizing views of Beckham in never-before-seen positions."
Never-before-seen positions, THGers. You may drool on cue ...
1. David Beckham Underwear Photograph
David Beckham is shirtless and in underwear for H&M as part of his new ad campaign. Wow.
2. David Beckham: No Pants!
David Beckham is wearing a shirt for once, but not pants, in this underwear ad for H&M. We will take it.
3. David Beckham H&M Photo
David Beckham is seen here modeling H&M gear. With smoldering perfection.
4. Beckham Underwear Photo
David Beckham is wearing a shirt for once, but not pants, in this underwear ad for H&M. Weird. Hot, but a little weird.
5. David Beckham H&M Underwear Photo
David Beckham is shirtless for H&M as part of his new ad campaign. And wearing some tight underwear too, it appears.
6. David Beckham Shirtless For H&M
David Beckham is shirtless for H&M as part of his new ad campaign. Well done, H&M.
7. HOT David Beckham Underwear Photo
Hottest David Beckham underwear photo ever. Which is saying something in that there are plenty of underwear pics of David Beckham.
8. David Beckham Underwear Photos
Look at David Beckham in his underwear. No, LOOK and just enjoy. There you go. Easy wasn't it?
9. David Beckham Shirtless Photo
A photo of the shirtless David Beckham in Elle magazine UK. Looking studly as ever, it goes without even saying.
10. David Beckham H&M Ad
David Beckham poses here in his underwear. You may not care why, ladies, but it's for a H&M ad campaign.
12. Victoria and David Beckham Underwear Pic
David and Victoria Beckham strip down to their underwear for Armani. Again. Hey, it's hot, they can't ever do it enough times for us.
13. David and Victoria Beckham Underwear Ad
The latest David and Victoria Beckham underwear ad for the Armani campaign they have been doing for what seems like years. Hot stuff, though, so why stop!
14. David Beckham Armani Underwear Ad
David Beckham takes it all off for Armani. Okay, almost all off. Still, look at this hotness. Wow. Just wow.
16. Tattooed and Topless
Thank you, Armani! The company has given females around the world this shot of David Beckham, thanks to a new ad campaign.
17. Beckham for Armani
David Beckham is topless yet again. Stare at this photo, courtesy of an ad for Armani, for as long as you'd like to, ladies.
18. David Beckham, Underwear
Uber hottie David Beckham poses here... in his underwear! It's a dreamy shot as part of Beckham's campaign for Armani.
19. Nearly Naked David Beckham
David Beckham makes the ladies swoon in this Armani advertisement. The soccer star is the company's latest, HOT model.
20. David Beckham... in Underwear!
What else can even be said about this David Beckham photo? The man is posing for Emporio Armani Underwear - and doing a tremendous job of it.
Yes. Becks, who models shirtless for various underwear advertisements more often than Americans watch soccer in a given year, is back at it again.
That's not a knock on the beautiful game, but let's be honest:
Which would you rather stare at: David Beckham pretty much nude, or an L.A. Galaxy snooze-fest? That's right. You'd choose the chiseled abs. Own it.
As for those positions, there are actually two ads, says H&M, which is still deciding which 30-second spot the fans will see on Super Bowl Sunday.