Worst Subway "sandwich artist" ever. By a landslide.
An employee of the restaurant chain admitted Monday to putting his penis on the store's sandwich bread, then posting the photo on Instagram to prove it.
Also, his co-worker froze his urine at work:
The Columbus, Ohio, duo's Twitter and Instagram pages are chock full of photos of their exploits, including bread baked into the shape of genitals.
That is sandwich art, in an X-rated way.
One of the men, Cameron Boggs, has no qualms about going public with this information, boasting "today at work I froze my pee" in a water bottle.