Jermaine Lloyd, from Augusta, Georgia, may not have exposed himself to a group of children a la Peewee Herman, but he was arrested for indecent exposure.
Authorities found him hiding behind a tree while naked except for a pair of hot pink heels and a turban. At the time he was trying to put on a pair of pink women's panties.
Silly man. He might've been able to get himself dressed if he'd just taken off the heels first.
Lloyed attempted to flee, but was apprehended, probably because he was running in high heels. He was also carrying a pair of sweatpants and a purple Crown Royal bag containing cocaine and marijuana.
This was totally confusing until that last part about the drugs.