Folks get arrested for drunk driving all the time.
But only Dina Lohan blames a DUI on the paparazzi. And only Tony Caulder has a story like this:
The 51-year old Maine resident allegedly hopped aboard his lawn mower this month in order to make a beer run.
But convenience store employees turned the inebriated Caulder away due to his wobbly state, followed him outside to make sure he didn't get behind the wheel and then called the Kennebunk police after he rode away on his unusual vehicle.
Authorities tell WMTW-TV that they charged Caulder with operating under the influence after they tracked him down not long after his alcohol rejection.
In other unexpected lawn mower news, a crocodile once tried to eat one.