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Emergency room physicians often see patients who have stuck unusual things in unusual places. There's even a show called Sex Sent Me to the ER.

This one was a doozy even for that classy program, though, and threw Dr. Roger Goldenberg and his wife, Nurse Wendy Goldenberg, for a loop.

A woman came into the Kansas hospital where they work complaining about the pain in her nether regions caused by a vibrator she had deployed.

Wendy Goldenberg assumed that the woman's vibrator could only be stuck in the vagina or the anus. Well, it turns out that's not entirely accurate ...

"When [the patient] said, 'Neither one,' I knew there was something out of the ordinary," Wendy said of her patient. "She said, 'It's where I urinate.'"

"There is a little hole that's your urethra, and your urine comes out of it," she went on, recalling the strange exchange. "I said 'That's really impossible.'"

Was it, though?

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Hey, YOLO, right?

Earlier this month, at the Jack Britt High School graduation ceremony in North Carolina, senior Quintin Murphy clearly wasn't satisfied with the notion of tossing his cap in the air.

The student had to toss nearly all of his clothes in the air, stripping down to his underwear immediately upon receiving his diploma.

As you can see, the crowd found this gesture hilarious… but administrators less so. They took away Murphy’s diploma and banned him from both school property and all school-related activities.

The ceremony continued as planned after Murphy’s act, though the senior was escorted by police away from the rest of the students after the stunt.

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Move over, Human Barbie.

And, sadly, make room for Human Jessica Rabbit.

Penny Brown is a 25-year old woman who has undergone major plastic surgery over the years in order to resemble the Who Framed Roger Rabbit? vixen.

Why bring this cartoon character to life?

"I think she is incredibly sexy and there's a real power and strength to her character,” Brown tells The Daily Mirror. “I’ve always wanted to copy that."

"At five I was already thinking about breast implants."

Penny Brown Picture

That's... abnormal. Even Kylie Jenner would say it's a tad young.

To accomplish this unusual goal, Brown squeezed into a 23-inch corset for up to 23 hours a day and had two breast augmentations.

She took her boobs from a 34H to a 36O cup as a result.

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Earlier this year, the online world was stunned by photos of Valeria Lukyanova, a 28-year-old model who had been surgically transformed in an effort to look like a living Barbie doll.

Now, an Australian woman named Penny Brown is upping the ante, pursuing an even more voluptuous but equally unrealistic ideal.

Going by the name of Penny Underbust, the 25-year-old aspiring model has drawn inspiration from iconic Who Framed Roger Rabbit character Jessica Rabbit.

Penny will apparently stop at nothing to attain the cartoon vixen's preposterous figure.

Penny has gone under the knife twice in the past two years to enhance her breasts from an H to an O cup and she plans to have at least one more boob job which she hopes will double the size of her chest:

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A man in Sydney, Australia, had to cope with his marriage ending, but found revenge in taking out a hilariously bitter online ad for her used wedding dress.

After just two years, his wife left him for a close friend, at which post a friend (not the cheating jerk) suggested that he sell her dress online to make some money.

What he earned from doing just that was worth more than money. It was priceless.

Proven Track Record
You need that assurance when purchasing a used product.

On Gumtree, an overseas version of Craigslist, he posted an ad for a "Wedding Dress for Bride Seeking Eventual Infidelity." Not exactly subtle.

"Due to be married? Not planning on staying faithful? Want to sleep with one of your soon-to-be husband's closest friends?" he asks prospective buyers.

"Then THIS is the wedding dress for you!"

Scroll through the gallery above for more choice digs from the ad, but think twice before you purchase the thing, no matter how appealing it sounds.

The last thing you want is an item forever tainted by infidelity. Just think about Kaley Cuoco and Khloe Kardashian's cursed house. Enough said.

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A transgender woman named Amira Gray has filed a legal complaint against a hookah bar in Washington, D.C. after she and eight friends received an offensive note on their receipt after a night of partying.

The incident occurred in August 2013.

According to Gray, she and her pals table mates were completely ignored by the waitstaff after an employee brought over their hookah machine.

When they were handed their bill at the end of the evening, the slur "Gay Bitches" was written on the receipt, as depicted here:

Gay Bitches Receipt

In response, Lambda Legal (an LBGT legal nonprofit organization) has now filed a public accommodations discrimination complaint against Bistro 18.

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Move over, Florida man.

And make room for the most amazingly-named Florida woman in state history.

Crystal Metheney (REAL NAME!) was arrested a few weeks ago, although not for living up to her unusual moniker and pulling a Walter White.

Instead, Crystal Metheney (REAL NAME!) was apparently booked for holding a missile and, according to the Polk County Police report, charged with “shooting into an occupied vehicle.”

Crystal Metheney Mug Shot

The 37-year-old was released after posting $5,000 bail and also has a previous arrest for marijuana possession.

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Twenty years ago today, Nicole Brown Simpson and Ronald Goldman were murdered in Brentwood, Calif., allegedly by her former husband O.J. Simpson.

Tried but acquitted after a murder case that consumed the nation, O.J. was later found liable in a wrongful death lawsuit and is universally reviled today.

Wasting away in prison on unrelated kidnapping and robbery charges, he'll be spared media coverage of the 20th anniversary of the day he likely killed people.

While the (cough, alleged) double murder and sensational story it became are unique, he's far from alone in terms of having (purportedly) taken a life.

O.J. Simpson
O.J. Simpson was arrested for the murder of his wife, Nicole Brown Simpson, and Ronald Goldman, leading to the trial of the century in 1994-95.

Some celebrities were actually convicted of such acts. Others who killed people - maybe killed people - beat the rap. Others received plea deals.

Our list of 15 stars who may have killed people, starting with O.J. (who may have been aided by Robert Kardashian hiding evidence), may surprise you.

Click through the above gallery and see which celebs you knew about and which come as total shocks. Then be glad O.J. is at least locked up for something.

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Clothing retailers like American Apparel and Urban Outfitters are no strangers to having to yank shirts from shelves due to inappropriate, even offensive messages.

On Tuesday, A Pea in the Pod maternity store joined the controversial fray with a somehow-produced "Wake Me When I'm Skinny" shirt for pregnant women.

That got us wondering what other shirts have been removed after somehow making it to production in the first place (and who would wear some of these things)!

While a number of of the items below have been full-on banned from the stores that once tried to profit from them, others remain for sale by some miracle.

From declaring girls incapable of being anything other than pretty to glorifying domestic violence, here are 15 of the most offensive t-shirts ever sold:

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Fred Goldman, the father of the man O.J. Simpson was accused of killing, says Robert Kardashian likely hid evidence that would have convicted him.

In an interview with The Mail (UK), the father of Ron Goldman said Kardashian took a bag of crucial evidence from Simpson's house on June 13, 2014.

That was the day after his son and Simpson's ex-wife Nicole Brown Simpson were slain. Tomorrow, June 12, is the 20th anniversary of the double murder.

Kardashian was indeed seen leaving Simpson's Los Angeles home carrying a suitcase the day after the fatal stabbings, the New York Times reported.

"That evidence would have convicted 'the killer,'" Goldman, who refuses to call Simpson by name and has been convinced of his guilt for two decades, said.

Robert Kardashian, the father of Kim Kardashian, was a confidant of Simpson's and was one of his defense attorneys at his historic 1994 murder trial.

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