Tim Lake had a package from Amazon stolen from his house recently, and decided to seek revenge - and the return of his K-Cups - in hilarious fashion.
A security camera at the 29-year-old's Arizona captured an unidentified woman nonchalantly walking into his yard and making off with the box last Friday.
Lake didn't find out about it until it was too late, but got to work the next dat on a flyer that he hoped would help catch (or at least humiliate) the K-Cup thief:
The flyer, ID'ing the bandit as "either a woman or Dog The Bounty Hunter has really let himself go," lists the K-Cup snatcher's nationality as "Un-American."
He lists the distinguishing characteristics "shameful and super awkward running style" and her weight as "600 pounds" ... which he felt bad about it.
Not too bad, but bad.
Lake told the Huffington Post that he "felt kind of bad about [that] comment," but, "then I figured if you steal from me, I have the right to make fun of you."