Andrew Frey, a 37-year-old Oregon resident, got so high on methamphetamine that he says he had no recollection of events that took place this weekend.
Those events involved getting wasted out of his mind, going to a bar to masturbate, getting tased multiple times and fighting multiple police officers.
Frey told Marion County Sheriff's officers that he took the drug Saturday. On Sunday, he reportedly refused to pay a locksmith he called to his home.
He then headed to a local shopping center where an employee escorted him off the property, and finally to Iggy's Bar & Grill, where took a seat.
After he exposed himself to a bartender, he started to masturbate. Hard.