Stop whatever you are doing and watch the following video.
It is equally parts uncomfortable and uproarious.
Sitting via satellite for an interview with KTLA this morning, Samuel L. Jackson was asked by anchor Sam Rubin about reaction to his Super Bowl commercial, initially acting confused over the question before realizing the mistake Rubin made.
I'm not Laurence Fishburne, Jackson then bellowed, refusing to let the reporter off the hook for a solid 90 seconds.
Watch Jackson GO OFF on Rubin now, explaining how all African-American actors are not the same and how he's not Morgan Freeman, either...
Where does this rank among all-time hilariously awesome/awkward moments in news history?