The holidays. Always bringing out the tension in relationships.
Who among us hasn't gotten so mad at a significant other for not bringing beer home from the store that they stabbed them with a squirrel at this time of year?
Are we right, people?
Helen Ann Williams, 44, was arrested for doing just that. She was just waiting for her boyfriend to come back from the store on Christmas morning with beer.
You know, because everybody needs to start boozing early on December 25. Their relationship/personal issues clearly run deeper than a single squirrel.
The guy was unsuccessful on his trip to procure the sweet, domestic macro-brewed nectar of the gods, because it was Christmas after all and stores are closed.
That's a valid excuse, but he paid the price for getting her hopes up.