Kids have been known to tell some whoppers, but this one is all-time.
A 10-year-old boy in Norway stole his parents' car while they were sleeping and attempted to drive himself and his 18-month-old sister to their grandparents' home.
Grandma and grandpa live 68 miles away, for those keeping score.
The youth impressively made it about six miles before he veered off the road and was spotted by a local snowplow driver who dutifully called the police.
Yes, he attempted this in hazardous winter conditions no less.
According to Baard Christiansen of the Vest Oppland police, "The boy told the snowplow driver he was a dwarf and had left his driver’s license at home."