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It's about time, people. Literally and figuratively. See what we did there?!

Daylight Saving Time begins this weekend, and not a moment too soon for Americans beaten down by the polar vortex and desperate for this long, dark winter to end.

Daylight Saving Time is harbinger of spring and a cause for celebration.

It's also inherently confounding for millions of Americans. Every year.

Daylight Savings Time 2013

Fortunately, THG is here to break it all down and help you through this.

Here's all that you need to know about Daylight Savings Time 2014:

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Chloie Jonnson, a transgender woman, is suing CrossFit over the fact that she can't compete in the women's division of the upcoming CrossFit Games.

The reason for that, as you probably inferred, is that she was born a man.

Jonnson has filed a $2.5 million lawsuit over this, citing her sex reassignment surgery in 2006 and her legal recognition as a woman by the State of California.

Chloie was shot down hard when she tried to enter against the women.

A letter from CrossFit to Chloie stated, "We have simply ruled that based upon [Chloie] being born as a male, she will need to compete in the Men's Division."

They say a male "who has a sex reassignment procedure still has a genetic makeup that confers a physical and physiological advantage over women."

That, they believe, is a "fundamental, ineluctable fact" and, lest they be criticized for that, "this decision has nothing to do with 'ignorance' or being bigots."

"It has to do with a very real understanding of the human genome, of fundamental biology, that you are either intentionally ignoring or missed in high school."

Ouch.

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Ladies, there's a new app you might just want to put on your man's phone.

It's called "Lick This" and the tag line is "A web app that trains your tongue. Practice makes pleasure." Oh my.

Lick This App

 It was created by a San Francisco team who call themselves Club Sexy Time and they might be joking:

"Do we think you'll be a better lover because of it? No," says co-creator Chris Allick.

"Do we think it's an interesting approach to human computer interaction and making people think about their sexuality and maybe start a conversation? Totes."

Totes.

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The brilliant people at Oscar Mayer have out-brillianted themselves.

They figured the one sure way to get people out of bed in the morning is with the sound - and smell - of bacon cooking. Because if there is one thing Americans love more than sleep, it's bacon.

Bacon Alarm Clock

They've invented a small device that plugs into the headphone jack of your iPhone and interacts with their free bacon-sound alarm clock app.

When your alarm goes off, you'll not only hear bacon sizzling, you'll also smell it. With your nose! For real!

Unfortunately for us, you cannot buy this amazing device. You have to go to their new Wake Up And Smell The Bacon website between now and April 4, 2014 and sign up for a chance to receive one.

(To research this post I obviously had to apply. I'm sad to report I didn't win one... yet. Although I swear I can already smell bacon cooking after writing the word "bacon" so many times.)

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Upskirt photos are legal, a Massachusetts court actually ruled this week ... at least until the indignant state legislature now passes a bill outlawing them.

Lawmakers and officials widely criticized the ruling and spoke of criminal penalties for offenders, who they called “peeping Toms” empowered by technology.

The Massachusetts Supreme Judicial Court ruled on a Boston-based case in which a man took upskirt pics of female straphangers riding the subway.

It found that a Massachusetts law criminalizing the covert photographing of nude or partly nude people does not apply to “upskirting,” for one simple reason:

The photographed women are wearing clothing.

This is true of countless celebrity pics (see Kate Middleton, below), but does that mean it should be legal? This has become a surprisingly heated debate.

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Liz Wahl, an anchor on state-funded Russia Today, shocked viewers last night when she took a stand against President Vladimir Putin… by resigning on air!

"I cannot be part of a network funded by the Russian government that whitewashes the actions of Putin," Wahl said at the end of her broadcast, following a discussion of the "ethical and moral challenges" she has faced on the Russia Today team. 

Wahl hails from a family who escaped Soviet rule during the 1956 Hungarian revolution and is the daughter of a U.S. veteran.

"I'm proud to be an American and believe in disseminating the truth," Wahl said. "And that is why, after this newscast, I'm resigning."

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Brianne Altice, a Utah high school teacher accused of having sex with a teenage student, pleaded not guilty in court this week to felony rape charges.

Altice, 34, turned heads in court as she showed up in a figure-hugging top, slim-fitted pants and high heels ... to deny the alleged sexual relationship.

Brianne Altice Photo

She is accused of first hooking up with him in a church parking lot; the boy claimed his English teacher at Davis H.S. had sex with him at least three times.

The Kaysville, Utah, accuser was 16 at the time.

At a preliminary hearing, he alleged that he was having problems at home, having recently moved to Utah, and would cut class to hang out with his instructor.

Intimacy followed after an initial encounter in a church parking lot, he added. In November of last year, the boy reportedly admitted to the alleged affair.

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Belle Knox, an 18-year-old Duke University student, is suddenly the most popular freshman girl in the history of college after revealing her side job.

She's just a porn star on the side to pay those stiff tuition bills. No big deal.

With a dozen flicks under her belt, the "Duke porn star" is sleeping her way through college, but only to pay for it. Not that the work doesn't have perks.

Duke Porn Star Belle Knox
Belle Knox, a.k.a. the "Duke porn star," gets her financial aid in the sack.

“I really enjoy sex, and I’ve always loved watching porn, so it just seemed like I could pay my way through college doing something I really love doing,” Knox says.

The women’s studies and sociology major told the N.Y. Daily News that her parents were supposed to pay for school, which costs $47,000 a year.

When that didn’t work out, she considered loans, but didn’t want to strap her family with debt and typical student jobs just didn’t pay enough to move the needle.

“I didn’t feel like I had a lot of options,” she said, then it hit her.

“I literally just Googled, 'how to be a porn star.’ It came up with all these modeling agencies, and I literally just sent in my pictures and my height and weight.”

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While she was going to be out of town, Aspen resident Nancy Pfister agreed to rent her home to a doctor and his wife who had moved to the area last fall.

The arrangement apparently did not unfold smoothly.

Nancy Pfister Photo

Pfister, the daughter of a prominent ski resort developer, wrote on Facebook that her tenants would be kicked out within a month, according to the Aspen Daily News:

"The people that were supposedly taking care of my house are not doing what they said they would do ... and they're not paying rent and they haven't paid utilities."

A work force agency did indeed move the couple's possessions out of the residence on Feburary 22, when Pfister, 57, returned to Colorado from Australia.

Four days later, Pfister was found dead in the home.

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Zachary Adams has been charged in the 2011 disappearance and murder of Tennessee nursing student Holly Bobo, who vanished that year at age 20.

Authorities have charged neighbor Adams, 29, with first-degree murder and aggravated kidnapping after an investigation spanning almost three years.

Holly Bobo Photo

State, federal and local authorities announced the stunning murder charge against Adams to audible cries in a Dacaturville courtroom Wednesday afternoon.

The charges against Adams come less than a week after a search warrant was performed at his home along with multiple other locations in the area.

Bobo's family never gave up hope that they would find her alive. She was last seen by her brother walking away from their home with an unknown man.

The connection between Zachary Adams, who has a prior arrests including for domestic violence, and the young woman was not revealed by authorities.

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