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Oreo cookies are as addictive as cocaine. So are Oreo cookie balls and if you've ever eaten one (or a dozen) of them (in one sitting) you know I'm telling the truth.

Fans of catchy advertising, Oreo commissioned hip-hop artist Jinx for their latest ad which pays tribute to fan-created cookie balls, delightful concoctions made from crushed up Oreos mixed with cream cheese which are then dipped in chocolate. 

The jingle features lines such as "I'm making something I'll be givin' all y'all. Come Christmas morning you gon' taste some cookie balls." and promises that parties where Oreo cookie balls are served will be "off the hook." 

This song is as catchy as Oreo cookie balls themselves.

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Another wave of the future is upon us: Handsfree driving!

For those who need to eek out just a little more productivity in their day or just want to peruse Facebook on their morning commute without worrying about mowing down a crosswalk full of five year olds, look no further than Steeri, the world's first driverless app*!

The comedians behind The Smart Department decided to showcase what happens when Siri's cousin Steeri gets behind the wheel.

"Never before has the driver had quite so much control!"

Hashtag: Famous Last Words.

*FYI: Steeri isn't a real thing - yet - and this is just satire. Driving is still best left to real humans. Or most of them anyway.

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Step away from the Nutella and sour cream and onion chips! Your smart bra says so!

Microsoft recently unveiled plans for a smart bra that prevents women from emotional overeating when they're feeling bored or stressed.

Maybe THIS is Victoria's Secret

Are you bored? Stressed? Sad? Excited? You might not be able to tell, but your bra can!

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Newlyweds celebrated their three-week anniversary by luring a man to his death with a Craigslist ad because they wanted to kill someone together, police said.

Elytte Barbour told officers before his arrest Friday that he and his wife, Miranda, planned to kill before but their plans never worked out ... until last month.

  • Miranda Barbour Mug Shot
  • Elytte Barbour Photo

When Troy LaFerrara responded to their online posting that promised companionship in return for money, it was on, said the 22-year-old Barbour.

Elytte and Miranda Barbour, 18, both face criminal homicide charges in LaFerrara's death. His body was found November 12 in an alley in Sunbury, Pa.

The couple recently moved to nearby Selinsgrove from North Carolina.

According to Sunbury police, Elytte Barbour told investigators he hid in the backseat of the couple's SUV as his wife picked up LaFerrara at a mall.

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When it comes to baby gear, the market is full of products many parents must have. Like a car seat, diapers, blankets, onesies, and wine. (For the parents, not the baby. FYI.)

Then there are products companies will market as must haves which are probably just really, really bad ideas.

Like the Fisher-Price iPad Apptivity Bouncy Seat.

This is a real thing parents are supposed to buy and use with their infants. IN-FANTS.

Bouncy seats aren't a bad idea. Not at all. They let moms and dads pee in peace and maybe, just maybe, do a load of laundry or eat a meal with both hands.

The Fisher-Price iPad Apptivity Seat is the wave of the Wall-E future. Plug them in to a screen and go on about your day! HOORAY! 

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The University of Oregon mascot is a duck.

But retired professor Sherwin Williams was the one forced to duck for cover over the weekend when a gaggle of students pelted both him and his car with snowballs.

Williams was on his way to the campus museum to donate several paintings to the venue when he was forced to exit his vehicle to an onslaught of frozen water.

The incident was caught on camera and you can see here just how intense the attack became:

Said Dean of Students Paul Shang in a statement:

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Ladies, if ever there were a case for hovering, this is probably it.

A Georgia woman was superglued to a toilet on her trip to Home Depot. That's probably a little more than she bargained for.

Another of the store's guests coated the seat with Loctite GO2 glue just before the unidentified woman made her pit stop

Emergency workers were called to assist the woman who was taken to a nearby hospital for treatment.

The store's managers found a brown paper bag inside the restroom with the bottle of superglue inside.

Repairs to the toilet seats? $60.

Repairs to this woman's pride?

We're not sure we can count that high.

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by Free Britney at

Dayna Morales, the gay New Jersey waitress who gained Internet fame for the allegedly homophobic note she received on a receipt, is now out of a job.

This is because her viral story of being denied a tip because of her sexual orientation, which brought an outpouring of sympathy and donations, was a lie.

Morales was terminated after an internal investigation into allegations that she made up the story, Gallop Asian Bistro manager Bobby Vanderhoof said.

"The results of that investigation are inconclusive as to exactly what happened between Ms. Morales and the customers that night," her manager told CNN.

"However, both Ms. Morales and Gallop Asian Bistro have made a joint decision that Ms. Morales will no longer continue her employment at our restaurant."

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Given an ultimatum to choose between a motorcycle and a spouse, what would you choose? A Virginia man is hoping Craigslist will help him decide.

Bob White is (jokingly, maybe) selling his Harley Davidson or his wife on Craigslist for the price of $5,900. He will also consider best offers or trade-ins.

Wife, Harley For Sale on Craigslist

White, who owns a motorcycle repair company, responded to his wife's request with a rundown of the 2006 XL1200L Sportster's features and hers.

"Sportster: Beautiful bike... pearl white with black and orange accent strips," the Craigslist ad reads. "Wife: Beautiful edition... white with a mean streak."

Bob White: Passive-Aggressive Hall of Fame first ballot inductee.

The husband isn't the first biker to put his Harley up for sale because of his wife, but his tongue-in-cheek ad takes the conundrum to a new level.

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If you're looking for a used engagement ring that Satan herself (or at least a Pennsylvania woman) once wore, a guy is selling exactly that on Craigslist.

It can be all yours for $1,800!

For a brief period, the diamond was worn by "Satan herself," the Craigslist user writes, before describing the abject terror he was subjected to as a result.

Let's just say that the affordable rate already accounts for some of the risks the buyer assumes in taking possession of this purportedly toxic stone.

Swarms of locusts, fire, brimstone, etc. Sounds pretty bad for such a nice-looking symbol of love. Their engagement apparently didn't end well.

His full posting reads:

"For sale I have a 1.5 ct total weight engagement ring set in 14K white gold. The ring is in like new condition, only worn for a short period of time by Satan herself."

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