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Good news, celebrities! You aren't the only who have regrettable tattoos!

Following our rundown of 17 Celebrity Tattoos That May Not Have Been a Great Idea, we've now compiled a list of 12 epic tattoo failures by regular Joes and Janes.

Some of these are misspelled. Others are premature celebrations for Presidential candidates and college basketball teams.

But all are cringe-worthy and hilarious... because we aren't the ones who got them. Click around and laugh now:

I'm Awsome
Awesome font, dude. Less awesome spelling ability, however.

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Christ Bearer, a member of the rap group Northstar, cut his penis off and jumped off a balcony in a suicide attempt this morning, according to reports.

The rapper affiliated with Wu-Tang Clan, whose real name is Andre Johnson, was rushed to a Los Angeles hospital early Wednesday, TMZ reports.

He allegedly cut off his penis and jumped off a second story balcony in what police believe was an attempt to take his own life for unknown reasons.

Officials were called to an apartment building in North Hollywood, Calif., at around 1:00 a.m. today and found Andre Johnson on the sidewalk critically injured.

Johnson was rushed by ambulance to Cedars-Sinai Medical Center; it is not known if doctors are able to or are attempting to reattach his penis.

Also known by his stage name Christ Bearer, Johnson was in a group founded by members of the legendary hip hop collective Wu-Tang Clan.

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There's a new pizza in the oven and it's not even really a pizza at all.

Domino's launched their new Specialty Chicken Crust Pizzas, four varieties, in all, on Monday and they are going viral. 

These oddly delicious looking culinary concoctions are made up of boneless chicken nuggets, deep fried (of course), and then topped with goodies like jalapenos and pineapple, BACON, cheese, and buffalo sauce. But not all on the same pizza. Probably.

Watch Domino's make the specialty chicken crust pizza now in their ad, "Not Afraid To Fail."

"If we gave up after every mistake, we wouldn't come up with something new like our Specialty Chicken," says a Domino's chef.

The Specialty Chicken pizzas are the first new product for Domino's since 2012, the year when Domino's officially dropped the word "pizza" from both its name and its logo.

One thing we can't decide is whether or not these will be disgusting, delicious, or a combination of both?

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Dylan Kanter, a Pennsylvania high school student, might have just pulled off the cruelest promposal we've seen so far this prom season. 

Using an official-looking University of South Carolina letterhead, he sent girlfriend Caitlyn Metzker a college rejection letter promposal telling her that if she didn't get her act together her offer of admissions would be rescinded but she could make it all go away by agreeing to go to prom with her boyfriend.

College Admissions Letter Promposal

"It saddens us to say that you [sic] admissions is in jeopardy, and we may have to pull our admissions from you due to your poor school ethic and attendance. However if you were to just agree to go to prom with your boyfriend we could reconsider letting you continue to be a South Carolina Gamecock. So what do you say, will you go to prom with me?"

She wasn't too angry with him. After all, he did make her go viral. Aside from a corsage that doesn't smell like KFC chicken, what more could a teenage girl want?

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With the Internet still buzzing over a US Airways Tweet that was dirtier than anything Miley Cyrus has done in months, spokesman Matt Miller has come out and tried to explain what happened.

How did naked women with a toy plan wedged between her legs end up online?

"It was an honest mistake. It was in an attempt to flag the tweet as inappropriate," Miller tells The New York Daily News, adding that the image was initially first posted on the US Airways wall by an undisclosed Twitter user.

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Man, it must REALLY suck to be rich! All that money and absolutely NO IDEA what to do with it! That's IT! Spend it all in one place, just like your mama said NOT to do!

While this certainly happens to regular people, when it happens to celebrities it's pretty epic. Watching stars who bring in millions and millions per picture have no money at all is sort of weird.

And yet, it happens. Often. Celebs file bankruptcy like some of us change our underwear. Maybe they wouldn't have to file bankruptcy if they bought normal-priced underwear?

Anyway.

Here are 15 stars who went broke (some will surprise you, some won't), because having a lot of money doesn't mean they know how to spend it wisely.

Lindsay Lohan
Lindsay Lohan used to make serious bank! But she spent it all on blow and had to have her move to New York bankrolled by Oprah Winfrey.

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The 2014 Pulitzer Prize winners were announced on Monday. 

The Washington Post and The Guardian each won a Pulitzer Prize in the Public Service category, taking home one of the most prestgious and coveted journalism awards for their coverage of Edward Snowden's whistleblowing on the widespread secret surveillance of the global population.

Edward Snowden, a National Security Agency contractor, revealed that the NSA had been spying on the world in early 2013 and fled the country, seeking asylum in Europe.

The Washington Post's coverage of the event helped the public understand the "larger framework of national security" while The Guardian sparked debate between the US government and the public over issues of privacy and security.

The Boston Globe staff also took home a Pulitzer in the Breaking News category for their coverage of the Boston Marathon bombing and ensuing manhunt. 

The Pulitzer Prize was named for Joseph Pulitzer who founded the Columbia Journalism School. The awards are decided upon by a 19-member panel of editors, executives, and academics. A complete list of the winners follows.

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It was the Tweet heard 'round the world.

And, also, much to the pain of scarred eyes everywhere, also the Tweet seen 'round the world.

Yesterday afternoon, for reasons that still defy explanation, a US Airways Twitter message hit the Internet that involved a toy plane, a naked woman, her nether region and... yeah.

Follow the proceeding link if you really wanna see the vulgar US Airways Tweet.

But while we still have no idea if the account was hacked or if someone was trying really hard to get fired, we have at least collected the best online responses to this hilariously X-rated incident.

Scroll through them now and watch as US Airways business takes off:

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There are text message fails.

There are Photoshop fails.

And then there's the following US Airways Twitter fail, which is unparalleled in the history of the Internet.

It all started normally enough, with a patron (@ElleRafter) complaining to the airline about a delayed flight:

US Airways Tweets

But after a few Tweets, the exchange turned downright pornographic.

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Megan Huntsman, a 29-year-old Utah woman, has been arrested and charged with murder after seven dead newborn babies were found in her home.

No one noticed when she was pregnant seven different times between the years 1996 and 2006, assuming that she had just gained a little bit of weight.

The discovery was made after her estranged husband discovered one of the tiny bodies, then notified police who investigated and found the additional six.

Megan Huntsman reportedly kept seven different pregnancies a secret so that she could birth the babies and then murder them without anyone knowing.

Somehow, her husband and three children (!) were in the dark about this until yesterday, when Darren West made a horrifying discovery in his own home:

A dead baby inside a box in the garage in Pleasant Grove, Utah.

Darren immediately called the police, and after they searched the house, they horrifyingly discovered six more tiny bodies similarly packed in boxes.

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