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Balloon Boy. Remeber him? On October 15, 2009, the country was captivated by Falcon Heene, the boy floating away a balloon ... or so it seemed.

His parents, Richard and Mayumi Heene, who had appeared on the reality show Wife Swap one year prior, frantically alerted authorities to this crisis.

A giant weather balloon they were in possession of was accidentally released from their property with their 6-year-old inside. A media circus erupted.

Local officers were dispatched. A National Guard helicopter was launched. Air traffic controllers halted all area takeoffs. All to rescue Balloon Boy.

Only when the balloon landed, no boy was found in it. Instead, Falcon Heene had been hiding in the attic of his parents' garage. The entire time.

Public concern quickly turned to suspicion, fueled by the boy's comments on CNN that it was "for the show," i.e. a future reality show his folks pined for.

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When the Church of Satan wants nothing to do with you, that's a sign you likely took it too far, whatever it is you were doing. Such is life for Miranda Barbour.

The self-proclaimed serial killer is defaming the group's name and reputation, the high priest for the Church of Satan believes. Seriously. She's pure evil.

Barbour, a.k.a. the Craigslist Killer, confessed to committing between 22 and 99 murders, saying the Devil compelled her to kill after she joined a cult.

High Priest of the Church of Satan Peter H. Gilmore says this is B.S.

He can't vouch for her cult claims, but he says that the official Church of Satan has never had any involvement with her, nor would they. Ever.

Gilmore tells TMZ that true Satanists don't believe in murder (not even sacrifices), and if Barbour is truly a murderer she should be given the death penalty.

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Kimberly and Craig Fugate of Jayess, Miss. expecting triplets this month. That's a handful to say the last, but then they received the surprise of a lifetime:

A surprise fourth daughter showed up on February 8!

"It's all been rather overwhelming when you think about how many changes will have to be made," Fugate says. "But I am just trying to take everything one day at a time."

"I know it will all work out."

The Fugates' daughter Katelyn, 10, is excited about the family growing from three to seven. "She is very excited and ready for them to come home," Kimberly says.

Because Kimberly Fugate had to be hospitalized at 24 weeks pregnant, it didn't leave a lot of time to get things ready for triplets, much less quadruplets.

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By the time age 91 rolls around, most people are either barely able to life themselves, or just long gone. But Svend Steensgaard is clearly not most people.

In the below video, Steensgaard deadlifts 130 kilograms (over 286 lbs.) during the Danish National power lifting competition. Impressive does not do it justice.

The footage, taken just ahead of the 2014 Masters Weightlifting competition, is followed by Steensgaard's exhausted collapse at the end. Don't worry, he's okay.

And he'll probably whomp your behind for even thinking otherwise.

Seriously, The Biggest Loser trainers have nothing on this guy.

In what might be the most obvious fact of all time, Steensgaard is said to be the oldest power lifter in the history of the International Powerlifting Federation.

To Svend, age is but a number, just like the insane kilos he lifts.

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Forget the Kim Kardashian sex tape, folks.

This is the video you positively need to watch.

A young tourist was recently out for a walk across the Japanese island of Okunoshima when she ran into more rabbits than Justin Bieber has joints in his tour bus.

The bunnies are tame and friendly and have taken up residence on Okunoshima because a few were brought there many years ago when the Japanese wanted to test mustard gas.

We're not kidding. This footage is totally bananas (totally carrots?). Whatever you want to call it, stop what you're doing and watch the video now:

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Miranda Barbour says she left a deadly trail of bodies in her wake before being arrested for a single murder earlier this winter, but is she telling the truth?

Alleged "Craigslist Killer" Barbour, who was arrested for the slaying of Troy LaFerrera, said she killed 22 other people, until she lost count of her body count.

She qualified that it was less than 100, and that her Satan-infused, murderous alter ego "Super Miranda" would take over her body when the time was right.

The claims are chilling ... but are they possibly true?

The D.A. in Northumberland County, Pa., doubts that the 19-year-old girl killed anyone beyond LeFerrera, whose sex ad on Craigslist she answered.

He said in a statement Tuesday afternoon:

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An awful response to a child's birthday invitation is making its rounds on the Internet. The reason? The kids' parents are gay, and a classmate's mom is not a fan.

Birthday Party Invite Response

Two gay dads living in Baldwin, N.Y., submitted it to their local radio station.

Originally posted on the K-98.3 FM Facebook page, the heartbreaking note was allegedly authored by a disapproving mother on an invite to Sophia's big day.

Maybe she really just doesn't like tie-dye parties?

"Tommy will NOT attend," the note says harshly.

"I do not believe in what you do and will not subject my innocent son to your 'lifestyle.' I'm sorry Sophia has to grow up this way. If you have an issue or need to speak to me: [number erased]"

We're more sorry for Tommy, to be honest.

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Miranda Barbour and husband Elytte Barbour have revealed new details about the killing of Troy LaFerrara, who they allegedly targeted via Craigslist.

The 19-year-old Pennsylvania girl claims to have ties to a Satanic cult that drove her to murder at least 22 people - but less than 100 people - nationally.

The final victim? LeFerrera, whose Craigslist ad they answered.

The murderous duo say the recent slaughter was nearly botched via miscommunication, and they were done in by the most obvious of mistakes after the fact.

  • Miranda Barbour Mug Shot
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Speaking from Northumberland County Prison, Miranda Barbour said she and Elytte, 22, responded to LeFerrera's Craigslist ad advertising “companionship.”

She tells the Sunbury Daily Item that they made crucial mistakes in the murder of the Port Trevorton, Pa. native, a man who stood 6'2" and weighed 278 lbs.

Elytte planned to hide in the backseat of the Honda CRV the killing took place in. Her signal for him to pounce? Asking LaFerrara, “Did you see the stars tonight?”

Barbour said that she tested LaFerrara when he entered the car, telling him she “just turned 16,” and “when he said he didn’t care, I knew” he had to die.

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Kids have been known to tell some whoppers, but this one is all-time.

A 10-year-old boy in Norway stole his parents' car while they were sleeping and attempted to drive himself and his 18-month-old sister to their grandparents' home.

Grandma and grandpa live 68 miles away, for those keeping score.

Dwarf Carjacking

The youth impressively made it about six miles before he veered off the road and was spotted by a local snowplow driver who dutifully called the police.

Yes, he attempted this in hazardous winter conditions no less.

According to Baard Christiansen of the Vest Oppland police, "The boy told the snowplow driver he was a dwarf and had left his driver’s license at home."

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Two teenage boys in Texas are charged with killing a 15-year-old girl, citing a deal they were attempting to make with the devil, according to reports.

Jose Reyes, 17, kidnapped Corriann Cervantes back on February 5 and ultimately killed her with a toilet tank lid, according to Houston court documents.

A 16-year-old boy, who is unidentified because of his age, was also charged. Their disturbing reason for committing this heinous act is just unbelievable:

Jose Reyes Mug Shot

"They discussed the fact that Mr. Reyes had sold his soul to the devil," Assistant Harris County District Attorney John Jordan told the Houston Chronicle.

"And if they ended up killing this teenager," he went on describing the alleged pact, "it would also allow the 16-year-old to also sell his soul to the devil."

Three days after Cervantes was killed, her partially-clothed body was found in an abandoned apartment with an upside-down cross carved into her stomach.

Jordan added the girl had been stabbed, beaten and sexually assaulted.

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