Note to Gordon Ramsay, Paula Deen and Ree Drummond: stay out of Germay.
A celebrity chef in that nation was killed this week, allegedly by diners displeased with his service.
Sources confirm that 57-year old Miki Nozawa died on Monday, passing away from injuries he supposedly suffered when a pair of angry customers attacked him over a meal of fried noodles with beef and vegetables.
The incident took place while Nozawa was on vacation on the island of Sylt.