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The next time you complain about a crappy flight, think of the passengers on a U.S. Airways flight last week that was forced to make an emergency landing.

Because a dog pooped en route from L.A. to Philadelphia.

Flight 598 was going smoothly until passengers started smelling something foul. Something people said smelled like dog feces. It was dog feces.

"About an hour into the flight, I started smelling a terrible smell,” passenger Steve McCall told Inside Edition in an interview after the trauma.

“I look up the aisle way and there's a dog pooping right in the middle of the aisle. It's a big dog, three or four feet tall or long, and he was just going!"

Other passengers began Tweeting their complaints, and while the crew cleaned up the mess, the lingering stench permeated the US Airways cabin.

Then the unthinkable happened, according to McCall:

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A Michigan man (not Florida man, as one might assume) said love drove him to take a cross-country road trip with his girlfriend's corpse in the passenger seat.

Yes ... you read that correctly.

Ray Tomlinson of Detroit arrived in the Oven Mitt of America Monday night after driving from Arizona with his 93-year-old mother and his girlfriend.

The latter, 31, died in transit.

Determined not to leave her body alone in a hospital and convinced he had 48 hours to legally report the death, Tomlinson decided to keep on driving.

"I cared too much for her," said Ray, who has not been charged with a crime related to the death, which officials do not expect was the result of foul play.

Police theorize it could've been a drug overdose - she was found with an empty bottle of OxyContin - but have yet to report the woman's cause of death.

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A resident of South Florida was arrested this week after he kept calling 911 to report what he believed to be a serious crime:

His wife had thrown out his beer.

West Palm Beach police say they responded on Monday evening to a call for help made by Carlos Bueno Mir.

When cops arrived on the scene, the 49-year old told them about his wife’s actions, causing officers to explain that this is NOT the sort of emergency for which 911 is meant to be used.

Carlos Bueno Mir Mug Shot

They also said, surprisingly, that Mir appeared to be intoxicated.

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The last few years have been tough for Rachel Jeantel, but the Florida resident achieved her dream of graduating from high school this week.

After the death of her friend, Trayvon Martin, she not only had to be a witness in the George Zimmerman trial, but she was widely ridiculed for it.

But she kept the promise she made to Martin, who was gunned down in February 2012, and continued to achieve success. It did not come easily.

The 20-year-old graduated from high school with help of a team of individuals offering mentorship, advice and support, The Washington Post reports.

The Jeantel today is quite different from the girl the nation watched sitting on the witness stand during the George Zimmerman trial last summer.

She is confident and self-assured, ready to face new challenges.

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One person is dead and three injured today as the result of a mass shooting at Seattle Pacific University in Washington.

According to local authorities, the incident took place around 3:30 p.m. local time in Otto Miller Hall, a building that houses the math, computer science, engineering, physics and science education departments.

Police say the unnamed suspect - who is in custody - entered the premises and opened fire, hitting four individuals before reloading his gun.

A student with pepper spray disarmed and received help from other students to subdue him at this time. 

Seattle Pacific University Pic

Police then arrived on the scene and took the shooter into custody.

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The founder of a children's ministry in eastern Alabama has agreed that a billboard featuring an Adolf Hitler quote was likely a bad idea.

The sign, posted near the Village Mall in Auburn, depicts five smiling children underneath a quote from the Nazi leader that reads:

"He alone, who owns the youth, gains the future."

Billboard Hitler Quote Billboard

The billboard was put up on Friday and immediately sparked a controversy across Facebook and Twitter, with Live Savers Ministries founder James Anderegg agreeing to cover it up yesterday.

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Bizarre news out of Wisconsin today, as two 12-year-old girls stabbed a classmate as a result of their obsession with a popular Internet meme.

"Slender Man" is character created by Eric Knudsen that first appeared on the comedy website Something Awful in 2009.

The character was meant to be a sort of Blair Witch-style prank on the Internet, and fans were asked to manipulate photographs, accompany them with made-up backstories and post them on websites as though they were real.

Sadly, the unnamed pre-teens in Waukesha, Wisconsin didn't understand that the Slender Man story was intended to be a sort of crowd-sourced work of fiction.

When they were questioned by police after stabbing their friend 19 times, the girls reportedly stated that they hoped to commit a murder in hopes of becoming "proxies" or acolytes of Slender Man.

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Gavyn Edlinger, the manager at Family Dollar in Saginaw, Mich., has been fired from his job after confronting some apparent shoplifters last week.

Confronting doesn't do it justice really. He unloaded on them in an EPIC tirade, and even sprayed one of the girls with Febreze they allegedly stole.

All while being recorded in a parking lot no less. Take a look:

Well, that escalated quickly. Especially on YouTube.

Absolutely berating the women (one of whom was pregnant), Gavin said he would "whoop yo' ass" and that he is "not the motherf--kin' one" to eff with.

Girrrrl ... don't even. Don't EVEN.

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It's not easy being a female high school student these days.

You try to be witty with your senior quote and you nearly get suspended from graduation.

You open your yearbook and find some pieces of clothing have suddenly been Photoshopped on to your person.

Or, if you attend Menihek High School in Canada, you get sent home because administrators say your exposed bra straps are distracting everyone with a penis.

Such was the case this week for a number of angry Menihek students, with Danielle Matias saying the school dress code is sexist because it asks women to wear clothing based on the reactions of men.

"We were actually given a presentation at the beginning of every school year, and they were telling us, ‘Well, you can’t wear certain types of shirts because they’re afraid that male students will take it the wrong way," Matias says.

There does seem to be nothing wrong with that line of thinking, huh?

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George Jung - the inspiration for the 2001 Johnny Depp movie Blow - has been released from prison after nearly 20 years behind bars.

George Jung

Now 71 years old, Jung was one of the biggest drug dealers of the 1970s, graduating from smuggling pounds of marijuana across international borders via private plane to trafficking cocaine in cooperation with Pablo Escobar's Medellin cartel.

Jung evaded capture on several occasions and skipped bail following his arrest in 1987. After several years of staying "clean," Jung was arrested in Topeka, Kansas with nearly 1800 pounds of cocaine.

He was sentenced to 60 years in federal prison and just yesterday was released to an undisclosed halfway house on the West Coast. 

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