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Sorry, readers. But the following video makes it clear:

Someone out there is a lot smarter than you are. And than we are. And than pretty much every human being on the planet is.

That individual would be this nameless dude, who takes all of 90 seconds to solve a Rubik's Cube. WHILE JUGGLING. Yes, you read that correctly.

Watch in awe now and wonder where it all went wrong for you:

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Venezuela's V.P. denied rumors Thursday that Hugo Chavez has died, but didn't paint a pretty picture of the nation's president's health, either.

Quite specifically, Nicolas Maduro said Chavez, who is currently in Cuba, "is battling for his health, for his life, and we're accompanying him."

H. Chavez

Besides implying Chavez is still alive, he implied a lack of progress. In late 2012, Maduro said Chavez "is fighting a great battle ... for his life, for his health."

Two months of battling for life is not encouraging, even if a new poll says nearly 60 percent of Venezuelans believe Chavez will recover and return to power.

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Girls Gone Wild is bankrupt and seeking Chapter 11 protection.

The video empire is more than $16 million in debt, with the bulk of it owed to casino mogul Steve Wynn, according to the U.S. Bankruptcy Court filing.

Joe Francis, Girls Gone Wild

GGW management says the company has less than $50,000 in assets and fewer than 50 creditors, the biggest being $10.3 million from Wynn Las Vegas.

Joe Francis' attorney Robert Yaspan did not comment on a string reports that the Sultan of Smut hopes to avoid another multi-million lawsuit from Wynn.

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Michael Winans Jr., a member of a famous family of gospel musicians, has been sentenced for his role in a Ponzi Scheme that defrauded investors of over $8 million.

He will spend 13 years and nine months behind bars.

Winans

Prior to sentencing the singer, a U.S. District Court Judge came down on him for robbing "good, decent, church-going people."

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Perhaps the definition of a dirtbag, Gary Thompson earns six figures by panhandling ... all while pretending to be mentally and physically handicapped.

The Lexington, Ky., man rolls around in wheelchair, as he falsely claims - in a false speech impediment - he has problems walking without it.

It's all a ruse to bilk unsuspecting good Samaritans.

Thompson was awarded a whopping $2.4 million in a lawsuit following a 1993 motorcycle accident, but he claims he and his family spent all of the money.

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Westboro Baptist Church was overwhelmed at its own protest this week as hundreds of citizen turned its anti-gay protest into a celebration of love.

Monday, outside Santa Monica High School, Westboro Baptist Church members assembled with signs reading "God H8s Fags" and "You Eat Your Kids."

That is what they do, and in this case it was to protest the California high school's affirmation of LGBT students, according to the Los Angeles Times.

In response to WBC's protest, the district penned an open letter reaffirming its “unwavering commitment to teach tolerance, acceptance and compassion for others."

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A gynecologist at Johns Hopkins Hospital has been accused of secretly videotaping his patients via a tiny pen camera, based on the report of an employee who witnessed this disgusting act.

According to The Associated Press, this unnamed employee told her bosses of what she saw on February 4.

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The witness claims Dr. Nikita Levy had been recording exams of his patients at a Hopkins clinic and, adding to the unusual story, was found dead in his home on February 18 of a suspected suicide.

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A hilarious viral video making the online rounds shows a hotel guest sneaking out to the hallway to dispose of a dirty room service tray, only to find himself locked out.

Buck ass naked.

The nude dude then awkwardly tries to avoid other guests and hides his junk with dirty dishes as he heads down to the lobby to ask the staff for a new key.

This has to be a hoax, right? A few things don't add up here:

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Debra Denison, a Connecticut grandmother, allegedly shot and killed her two grandsons Tuesday after picking them up at day care in a shocking story.

CT gram

Denison chatted with day care workers as they helped load her two grandsons into her van after what had been a day full of smiles prior to the tragedy.

Alton Perry, 2, was celebrating his birthday.

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Two Santa Cruz police detectives were fatally shot when they tried to question a man over a report of an alleged sexual assault, according to reports.

The man later died as well, sheriff's officials say.

Santa Cruz Shooting

Sgt. Loren Butch Baker, who was married and the father of two daughters, and Detective Elizabeth Butler, who also had two sons, were shot and killed.

The fatal and tragic altercation took place Tuesday at the California home of a man they sought to question, 35-year-old barista Jeremy Goulet.

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