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Horrible news today for all teenage boys in Iceland: the government of this North Atlantic nation is hoping to become the first county to actually ban pornography.

The proposal by Interior Minister Ogmundur Jonasson has created quite the stor, but this official's political adviser doesn't understand why.

Porn ban

Asks Halla Gunnarsdottir:

"When a 12-year-old types 'porn' into Google, he or she is not going to find photos of naked women out on a country field, but very hardcore and brutal violence. There are laws in our society. Why should they not apply to the Internet?"

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The Onion has issued an apology for its WAY-over-the-top Tweet last night regarding Oscar nominee Quvenzhane Wallis.

Facing pressure from... just about everyone with a sense of right and wrong, CEO Steve Hannah has released the following statement, in which he addresses an employee at the company referring to the nine-year old as a cunt.

Quvenzhane Wallis Picture

"On behalf of The Onion, I offer my personal apology to Quvenzhané Wallis and the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences for the tweet that was circulated last night during the Oscars," Hannah wrot on Facebook.

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Red River High School administrators are looking into a photo posted to Twitter from Friday's state semifinal hockey game in North Dakota that clearly shows a trio of students donning Ku Klux Klan-like robes and hoods.

KKK Fans

Shane Schuster snapped the picture (above) sand he was "shocked' at the sight, adding that the fans wore the outfits for about 10-20 minutes.

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Raise those glasses and let's share a toast, THGers:

It's National Margarita Day!

Margarita Picture

A holiday that honors the long tradition of this delicious drink, which was founded by by our forefathers in…

... JUST KIDDING! It's a celebration made-up by alcohol companies that want to see you get sloshed on their brand of liquor. But whatever, right? Is that concept really so different from Valentine's Day?

So slap on that salt, stick in a lime, grab yourself America's top-selling cocktail and designate a driver.

We'll meet you at the bar.

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Joaquin "El Chapo" Guzman was dead Thursday. Now he's not.

The Mexican drug boss apparently is alive and well, and probably laughing at thousands of Twitter users and even government officials who reported otherwise.

El Chapo Photo

He was never really dead, or even in peril, but the rumors of his demise started slowly on Thursday thanks to journalists in Guatemala and Mexico.

An email exchange about an incident in the remote jungle region of El Peten that might have involved El Chapo began to permeate diplomatic circles.

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Picture it: you're riding inside a New York City taxi. You get that booty call you've been praying for. But - oh, no! - you are without protection!

What is an anxious, hopeful lover to do?

Brian Shimmerlik and his new invention are here for you.

The founder of TaxiTreaters tells The Huffington Post he expects his venture to spread throughout The Big Apple this summer, meaning a vending machine that sells "convenience" items such as gum and, yes, condoms, may soon be part of your cab-riding experience.

Taxi photo

"Our goal is to provide people with things they want, when they want them, right where they are," Shimmerlik says.

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A shooting and a fiery crash left three dead - including rapper Kenneth Cherry Jr., a.k.a. Kenny Clutch - in the heart of the Las Vegas Strip on Thursday.

Police are scrambled to find out who triggered the carnage as the bloodshed closed the Strip for about a block and a half around some of its biggest draws.

Vegas Scene

Instead of the usual sights of Sin City, tourists reportedly gasped at the tragic sight of a wrecked Maserati, a burned-out taxi and four other vehicles.

One of those killed was Cherry, also known as Kenny Clutch, his attorney Vicki Greco said. Cherry is from Oakland, Calif., and lived in Las Vegas.

Cherry's death was shocking, Greco said.

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Drew Peterson, the former Chicago police officer whose fourth wife disappeared in 2007, was sentenced to 38 years behind bars yesterday for killing his third wife.

But not before he positively flipped out in court.

Yell in Court

"I did not kill Kathleen!" the typically even-keeled Peterson screamed into the microphone, carefully enunciating each word.

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Veteran news anchor Rob Morrison resigned in shame from CBS yesterday over his drunken, wife-choking arrest ... then hit up a Connecticut bar to drink more.

The best part? A reporter from the New York Post was there and they talked.

Rob Morrison Mug Shot

“I just lost my job today,” Morrison sighed at the Buffalo Wild Wings in Stamford, Conn., as he searched for answers at the bottom of a Bud Light pint.

“I could not go on the air again,” the husband of Ashley Morrison lamented.

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We've all been tailgated by people we felt were following us too closely, but it takes some serious brass to do something about it ... let alone what this guy pulled.

With the tailgater's dashboard camera apparently recording, this well-dressed motorist decided to make his point by stopping in the middle of the road.

Calmly, he gets out of his car and gives the tailgating driver a stare down ... all while wearing a pink power tie. Now that's how you drive. Like a BOSS.

Of all the methods to combat tailgating, this is definitely the craziest/ballsiest/awesomest. Please don't try this at home, unless you feel like getting run over/shot.