We have no idea what hotcakes even are, but assault rifles are selling like them these days; faster than companies can even keep them in stock, according to reports.
The feverish demand for military-style rifles and high-capacity ammunition magazines is outstripping supply as fear of enhanced gun control laws spreads.
Piers Morgan has yet to comment on this spending spree.
"Our phones are ringing every 10 seconds and people are saying, 'Do you have any assault rifles?'" said Dennis Pratte, owner of My Gun Factory in Falls Church, Va.
"They've sold out of just about every gun shop nationwide."