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A Russian woman recently died, incredibly and tragically, after suffering a heart attack brought on by the utter shock of waking up at her own funeral.

Woman Mistaken For Dead

Fagilyu Mukhametzyanov, 49, had been mistakenly declared dead by doctors.

She later woke up in a coffin surrounded by sobbing relatives, at which point she began screaming at the realization that she was about to be buried alive.

Mukhametzyanov, a resident of Kazan, was rushed back to the hospital where she was declared dead a second time. This time, it was sadly legitimate.

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A sweet photo of a bride and groom holding hands just before they walk down the aisle has gone viral. One look at it and you'll understand why.

Couple on Wedding Day

With the groom sitting around the corner to uphold tradition of not seeing the bride before she walks down the aisle, the picture is worth 1,000 words.

And then some.

That quiet and intimate moment - a touching scene of stillness before their big day - struck a chord with more than 65,000 people on Facebook.

How did it come about?

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Two quick notes to American fast food employees:

  1. Please stop doing gross stuff with the food
  2. At least stop taking photos of it if you do

Actually, never mind the second step. If you're dumb enough to do #1, you'll obviously want to share it, and we can at least help you get fired that way.

Wendy's Frosty Guy

The dude above, guzzling straight from the Wendy's Frosty machine (the vanilla kind, for unknown reasons), became a viral hit after his pic hit Reddit.

Not by his doing. "I was going to buy a frosty from Wendy's until I saw the employee do this," the poster wrote, and shortly thereafter, the guy got 86'd.

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Taylor Chapman's Dunkin' Donuts rant was as sickening as it gets, but at least she ruined her own life, while ironically helping those who endured it.

The employees who withstood the foul-mouthed tirade from the hostile customer have been hailed for their grace under pressure and recognized by the corporation.

Counterman Abid Adar and his co-worker, Nithi, were praised by the Ft. Lauderdale franchise owner for keeping their cool when Taylor Chapman unloaded.

"The franchise owner reached out to the crew member privately to express and demonstrate his personal appreciation," PR chief Michelle King said.

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HGTV has apologized after sparking outcry by suggesting a U.S. flag be used as a patriotic tablecloth in a recent online decorating segment.

Flag Tablecloth

"This was a regrettable use of our flag and it never should have happened,” HGTV said in a statement late Wednesday. “We sincerely apologize."

"We removed the post from our website. We want to assure our fans that HGTV is proud of the American flag and everything it symbolizes for our people.”

For its “Classic Fourth of July Table Setting Ideas,” HGTV suggested viewers "drape a large American flag over the table as a bright and festive table runner."

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Lindsay Mills is a self-described "world-traveling, pole-dancing superhero."

She's now better known as something else: Edward Snowden's girlfriend.

Lindsay Mills Photo

The man who blew the lid off the NSA scandal told his girlfriend he would be going away for a few weeks, but he was vague about the reason.

“That is not an uncommon occurrence for someone who has spent the last decade in the intelligence world,” he told The Guardian (UK).

Of course, things were not normal for Edward Snowden.

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Malia Brooks - a 32-year old teacher at Garden Grove Elementary School in Simi Valley, California - was arrested this week on charges that she conducted multiple sex act with a minor.

Malia Brooks Pic

The identity of the victim is being withheld, but he is reportedly a sixth grader under the age of 14.

Brooks, meanwhile, is divorced with two children and her defense attorney has already claimed she suffers from some kind of mental illness.

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Not everyone is disturbed about this whole the-NSA-is-spying-on-everything-we-do-and-say thing.

Denny's, for example, took advantage of the Edward Snowden-created scandal by posting a funny Tweet on Tuesday.

And the late George Orwell is smiling down on us about now and laughing over predictions made in his 1948 classic, "1984."

1984 Book Pic

The dystopic novel is based around the concept of "Big Brother" watching us - and its sales have risen dramatically over the past few days.

According to Amazon, sales of the Centennial Edition increased by more than 4,000 percent as of June 10 and it's currently #99 on the Amazon Top 100.

So perhaps this was the government's secret plan all along: prompt Americans to read more iconic literature! Well played, NSA.

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Another day, another controversial ad campaign firing peeps up online.

Move over, happy prostitute ads. Step right up, pregnant teen boys!

Pregnant Boy Ad Photo

The campaign, by Chicago Department of Public Health's Office of Adolescent and School Health, features the tagline, "Unexpected? Most teen pregnancies are."

Teen pregnancy in Chicago is 1.5 times higher than the national average.

Fortunately for miscreant boys, they can't get pregnant. Unfortunately, they're getting called out in these ads for being deadbeats and shirking responsibility.

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Denny's would like to thank Edward Snowden.

The whistleblower who revealed massive secrets regarding the NSA and its surveillance program has allowed the fast food chain to send out one of this year's most creative Tweets.

"Denny's knows what you're craving before they do," the restaurant blasted out Tuesday, including with it the photo of an old-time computer.

Denny's Tweet

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