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Ladies and gentlemen, meet the Olinguito!

The Smithsonian Institution announced today that a new mammal has been discovered in the forests of Colombia and Ecuador.

He belongs to the raccoon family, looks sort of like a cat crossed with a teddy bear and is the first new carnivore on record in 35 years.

"It was like nothing I'd ever seen before," scientist Kristofer Helgen said of first laying eyes upon the Olinguito at at Chicago's Field Museum.

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Blu Cantrell once sang that the best way to get back at one's man is to "hit 'em up" at the cash register, charging up a storm on his credit card.

But an unnamed woman had a different idea this week when settling a divorce with her husband and being ordered to pay him $50.12 as part of the legal split:

She doled out the amount in pennies!

She also included a note with the settlement, which the man posted to Reddit and which reads in part: I hope you have a fab life! B/C I know mine's 20X better without you in it! Thank you!

CLASSIC! Not even Taylor Swift in this bitter after a breakup. Learn more now:

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In a study undoubtedly commissioned by a man, new findings determine that those who have sex at least four times per week make more money than those who come down with "headaches" on a frequent basis.

This conclusion has been drawn in a paper ("The Effects of Sexual Activity on Wages") by Nick Drydakis, a fellow at the Institute for the Study of Labor.

He looked into a year-long survey of 7,500 Greek households that asked such questions as:

How many times a week do you get it on? How much do you make? How many hours do you work?

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Devin Langford, a VERY drink Florida man, was arrested for DUI recently ... and tried to urinate out of the police cruiser window en route to the station.

His attempt did not go as planned.

Pulled over for speeding, Langford was promptly given sobriety tests due to his “red, glassy, bloodshot eyes," and the "plethora of empty beer cans” in his truck.

Obviously, he failed the tests, and was put in a squad car to be taken to the county jail. On his way, he felt nature's call and told the officer he had to go.

The arresting officer, Brian Bell, told Langford to wait until they got to jail, but he said he couldn't hold it that long and asked if he could urinate in the car.

You'd think this would - pardon the expression - piss off the cop. But Bell was understanding (or just trying not to get into an argument with a wasted guy).

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Judge Judy's son Adam Levy, a prosecutor, has sued a local sheriff for $5 million yesterday for alleging that Levy interfered with a child rape case.

Putnam County District Attorney Adam Levy claims that county Sheriff Donald Smith is "an out-of-control sheriff who does not care about the truth."

He said Smith "maliciously attempted to destroy" his reputation.

The sheriff denied defaming Levy and said timing of the lawsuit was "blatantly political" and implied it was intended to damage his re-election campaign.

Levy filed the lawsuit in county court in suburban New York.

He named Smith as an individual, not as a county employee. His lawyer, Michael Sussman, said that should mean county taxpayers will not be liable.

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Russell Simmons is apologizing after the "Harriet Tubman Sex Tape" posted on his All Def Digital YouTube channel came under scrutiny this week.

Yes, you read that correctly.

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The "Harriet Tubman Sex Tape" depicts an actress portraying the famous abolitionist who illegally freed hundreds if not thousands of slaves in the 1800s.

Only here, the fictional Tubman (1820-1913) is seen having sex with her slave "Massa" in order to allow her to run the famed Underground Railroad.

The video has since been taken down.

Simmons issued an apology on Globalgrind (dot) com in which he says he was contacted by his "buddies" at the NAACP asking for removal of the video.

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Summer Michelle Hansen has been arrested on 16 felony counts of having sexual relations with male minors.

The special education teacher at Centennial High School in Corona, Calif., is accused of having intercourse and oral sex with at least five students between May 2012 and May 2013.

One young partner told police that he lost his virginity to the 31-year old, while another says he initially protested because he didn't have protection.

The teacher insisted it was all good, though, because her tubes were tied.

If convicted, Hansen - a married mother of three - faces 13 years behind bars.

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Breastfeeding three children at the same time is not for everybody, mentally or physically, but that's what Wales mother Samantha Williams proudly does.

She announced this last week, with an interesting footnote:

Only one of the three kids is a baby.

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Samantha is nursing her 7-month-old. Her 3-year-old. AND her 5-year-old, She uses a technique called "tandem nursing" of her baby and two older kids.

Only two can latch on at any one time, after all.

Naturally, reaction to her story was mixed. Is she a poster woman for breastfeeding? Taking it too far with the older kids? A little of both, perhaps?

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It's not something you and I have to worry about, but for celebrities, the mundane tasks of going to the grocery store and pumping gas often turn into spectacles with swarming paparazzi.

Thankfully, that is soon to be somewhat quelled thanks in part to Halle Berry and Jennifer Garner's testimony in front of the California Legislature as to just how detrimental this is to their lives.

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Their basic point? They chose a public life, but their children did not, and are often traumatized or endangered by the actions of reckless members of the paparazzi.

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We've all been there, right?

We've been traveling for days, we're suffering from a bit of jet lag and we've been driving for six hours through the Scottish countryside with our girlfriend and her two kids.

It can be enough to make you throw some hot pizza and pasta at your partner... at least if you're Wolfgang Gruelich.

The 57-year old German tourist was arrested this week for just such an act, but fortunately he reached a "gentleman's agreement" with local police and agreed to simply fly home by himself as soon as possible, avoiding any jail time in the process.

“It’s very fair to say he is very remorseful about what happened and it is not something he ever expected to do," said Wolfgang's attorney, making Gruelich pretty much the complete opposite of Jesse Jackson, Jr.

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