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Whoever said "fences make good neighbors" obviously never met the Crazy Rhubarb Lady.

An unidentified woman in an unidentified Midwest town has taken to the alleyways to harvest whatever rhubarb she happens to come across. 

Check out the interaction she has with the owner (although that is under dispute by at least one party) of the rhubarb. Be warned though, this lady has a mouth like a sailor so this is very NSFW.

My neighbor once yelled at me for not sweeping my part of the alleyway and I thought she was nuts. I now know, she's not even close to crazy.

Crazy Rhubarb Lady, however? Well she might be certifiable. 

If I were the rhubarb owners I'd be sleeping with one eye open. And for the love of all that's holy, don't be accepting any pies!

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Jerry Hall is a lucky man.

In an attempt to set the world record for longest fresh water scuba dive, the Tennessee native has been submerged underwater since Saturday.

As a result, he hasn't had to look at any Anthony Weiner nude pics... ponder the mental state of Amanda Bynes... or watch Riley Cooper make a fool out of himself and the Philadelphia Eagles.

Hall has been talking with friends, watching movies and even sleeping during his time away from land, as 20 volunteers are helping him accomplish this unusual goal.

Will he do it? Most likely. Hall only has one day to go in order to set a new mark. We wish him the best of luck.

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Twice in one week, cops in North Carolina were called out for disputes involving pizza. Amazingly enough, the two incidents were completely unrelated.

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Both stories are eerily similar as both men denied throwing pizza but cops were able to see through the untruths as there was evidence of splattered sauce and tossed pizza everywhere.

Jimmy Ray Poage initially claimed that he had thrown no pie, then later recanted saying his girlfriend was the first to fire. Despite his protests that he had changed clothes before the cops arrived, the officers found no pizza or pizza sauce on his clothing.

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Lululemon Athletica showcases different sizes of its popular yoga pants in such a way that deliberately shuns bigger customers, a new report suggests.

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Most merchandise is presented out on the floor, hung on the walls, or folded neatly in cabinets for all the world to see, the Huffington Post reports.

But the largest sizes - the 10s and the 12s - are merely relegated to a separate area at the back of the store, left clumped and unfolded under a table.

Moreover, the only styles of yoga pants even available in those sizes were older Lululemon designs whose fashion moment had long since passed.

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A Florida police sergeant has resigned after posting nearly 300 graphic photos of herself on the Internet as part of the virtual game Red Light Center.

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Some of the lewd pictures featured her in uniform. She also admitted to sending the images to her lover using police computers and while on duty.

Sgt. Penny Dane of the Daytona Beach P.D. "admitted she accessed and sent sexually explicit pictures as part of an online game called Red Light Center."

"[The photos were] extremely pornographic in nature, and in several of the photos we have discovered, she was in her uniform," Police Chief Mike Chitwood said.

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Bigfoot is once again back in the news, thanks to two new videos from British Columbia, Canada, that allegedly capture the hairy creature in action.

The first video (left) shows what certainly looks like a giant, ape-like creature ambling through a forest, just a little bit too far away to be seen clearly.

The second (right) appears to show a group of Chinese tourists in Mission, B.C., taking photos of a large ape-like figure creeping through the trees.

The videos, dated July 18 and 24, came to light after Canadian app Legend Tracker put out a request for videos of Bigfoot and his mythical brethren.

The legend continues ... though if that's a hoax, it's a good one.

You tell us, THGers ... Bigfoot: Real or fake?

 

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by Amanda Denton at

It's time to snuggle up to your pups and perhaps shield their eyes. 

Dog lovers and canine rescue operators gathered together in Baltimore to put to rest the remains of 240 dogs who were found in the home of animal hoarder, Judy Cahill.

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The dogs were buried in the Baltimore Humane Society's Nicodemus Memorial Park, a nice resting place for the dogs who had such a sad existence in life.

Judy Cahill was charged with neglect after the dogs were found in her home in deplorable conditions. She had been hoarding animals in her home for over 30 years. Due to terms of her conviction, she will not be able to own a pet in Maryland for ten years.

So sad. I think we all need to go watch that amazing puppy again. 

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by Free Britney at

A college student reached a $4.1 million settlement with the U.S. government after being abandoned in a DEA cell with no food, water or windows for days.

Daniel Chong drank his own urine, hallucinated that agents were trying to poison him with gas through vents, and tried to carve a farewell message in his arm.

It remained unclear how the situation occurred, and no one has been disciplined, said Eugene Iredale, an attorney for Chong. The DOJ is investigating.

"It sounded like it was an accident ... a really, really bad, horrible accident," Chong said, putting it mildly to say the last, after a harrowing ordeal:

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There's something to be said for making sure no one is able to hack into your computer, no matter if you are a high powered attorney or even just the ad copy guy at a newspaper in Wales.

Unfortunately the Pembrokeshire Herald knows this all too well... now. They sent out their paper, well 20,000 copies of their paper, with a rather lewd edit to an Enterprise Rental Car advertisement.

Instead of the usual "we'll pick you up", the ad expounded with "Free pick-up from your home, office, repair shop, and c--cksucking."

How's that for service? 

Of course the newspaper immediately set out apologizing to their readers and have gone so far as to contact the police in the matter.

Good luck Pembrokeshire Herald, I saw the episode of The Simple Life when Paris Hilton and Nicole Ritchie changed the Sonic sign to "1/2 price anal salty wiener bugers" and I'm pretty sure they didn't even get fired.

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O.J. Simpson won a small victory Wednesday as the State of Nevada granted him parole on some of his 2008 convictions for kidnapping and armed robbery.

The decision doesn't mean O.J. will be leaving prison anytime soon, though.

O.J. Simpson at Parole Hearing

The Nevada Board of Parole Commissioners released its decision in favor of Simpson's parole request on Wednesday. It becomes effective October 2.

Commissioners noted Simpson's "positive institutional record" and participation in programs addressing "behavior that led to incarceration."

He was convicted on many charges and still faces at least four more years behind bars based on sentences that were ordered to run consecutively.

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