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Marina Shifrin recently quit her job in the coolest way ever - with a video of her dancing around the office and describing exactly why she needs to quit.

The 25-year-old, who previously worked at Next Media Animation, posted this to YouTube with one simple message for her boss: I'm outta here!

In the video, she dances around the offices of the Taiwanese animator (you've seen their hilarious news reenactments) at odd hours of the night. She laments:

"For almost two years I've sacrificed my relationships, time and energy for this job. And my boss only cares about quantity and how many views each video gets."

"So I figured I'd make ONE video of my own."

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Almost every girl who dreams of getting married envisions her father walking her down the aisle, but no one ever envisions such a scenario as this.

Just moments after Alan Bates, 65, escorted daughter Charlotte Galbraith, 36, to the waiting arms of her husband to be, he died of a massive heart attack.

Father and Daughter

Even more tragically and incredibly, Bates was in the middle of giving his speech to the newlyweds when he fell to the ground and could not be revived.

The bride was quickly rushed from the room as a group of wedding guests, including an off-duty firefighter, did what they could to help revive Bates.

Unfortunately, they were too late. The family accompanied Bates to a nearby hospital and he was declared dead. For Charlotte, there are no words.

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This is even crazier than the Miley Cyrus pregnant rumor ... and actually true.

A Texas woman was recently arrested for pretending to be her ex-boyfriend’s new girlfriend on Craigslist and soliciting sexual encounters for her ... seriously.

Samantha Weber, 38, faces a felony charge of online impersonation for the alleged Internet hoax she perpetrated against her former man's squeeze.

Crazy Woman Mug

Authorities say an account registered to her was used to place a fake ad on Craigslist that solicited men to come to Heather McCarthy's home for sex acts.

An investigation was launched after McCarthy complained to police about a series of men arriving at her home on April 18 for the sexual encounters.

A Harris County (Tex.) Precinct 4 Constable’s Office detective “obtained subpoenas and search warrants from Craigslist, AT&T Wireless and Google.”

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Mary Jane Jarman, a mom jogging with her eight-month-old son in a stroller in New York City, fought off a would-be attacker with a bike pump last Friday.

The 33-year-old was jogging on the Hudson River Greenway near Manhattan's Henry Hudson Parkway and 190th Street when she was accosted.

A strange man jumped out from a behind a wall holding a broken glass bottle, she recalled, and menacingly telling her to "Come here, come here."

Jarman began to run for her life, making it about 100 yards down the path before he grabbed her in a bear hug and took her down to the ground.

Her baby stroller was knocked over in the process, but Jarman fought back. After hitting him over the head with the tire pump, she sent him packing.

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With tensions rising in a WNBA playoff game between the Phoenix Mercury and Minnesota Lynx, Phoenix star Diana Taurasi made a surprising move.

She kissed Minnesota's Seimone Augustus on the cheek.

Taurasi's Mercury were being clobbered by the Lynx in the Western Conference Finals opener when the two All-Stars appeared to exchange heated words.

There was some pushing and shoulder checking, but before officials could separate Taurasi and Seimone, the former unexpectedly planted a kiss on the latter.

Both players, who have known each other for years and were teammates on the U.S. women's national team, were issued personal fouls on the play.

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For disgraced NFL great O.J. Simpson, that's just how the cookie crumbles. When you get caught stealing them from the prison cafeteria, that is.

The Juice was caught with not one, not two, but a dozen oatmeal cookies pilfered from the correctional facility he calls home, a new report says.

Simpson, who's serving a 33-year sentence for armed robbery at Lovelock Correctional Center in Pershing County, Nev., ganked them after lunch.

He may have gotten away with his unusually non-violent offense but for an inquisitive guard who noticed O.J. hiding something under his prison clothes.

When the corrections officer questioned O.J., he allegedly confessed. For once.

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Quin Woodward Pu's response to being dumped via text message illustrates why dumping someone via text message is probably never a good idea.

If a guy texting his mistress to break up but actually sending the offending message to his wife wasn't crazy enough for you, you've got to read this:

Quinn Text

Pu is the author two memoirs about becoming a writer, PR worker and girl-about-town in Washington, D.C. instead of attending medical school.

As such, she has a personal blog ... which she used to RUIN a guy she met in a bar, went on a few dates with and was soon dumped by over text.

The text above is what Pu (pictured) got right before her birthday. She was turning 26, she writes on her blog. She'd been out with the guy twice.

Pu, at first, was "stunned into paralysis" by the breakup text, and "had no words."

Then she decided to let the dude have it with this epic response:

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Six people have been arrested for trespassing and other charges following a party at the Stephentown, N.Y., home of former NFL star Brian Holloway.

The group of kids, ages 17-20, caused major damage after breaking into the house, which Holloway does not live in year-round, and throwing a rager.

Hundreds of kids trashed the place over Labor Day weekend.

The six kids who were arrested have been taken into custody and arraigned on various charges, including criminal trespass, for their actions this month.

A 19-year-old was charged with felony burglary and felony criminal mischief. Three of them were charged with endangering the welfare of a child.

A 17-year-old was charged with felony grand larceny.

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This. Is. Awesome.

A man named Dave in Colorado apparently cheated on his wife Nikki at some point in the recent past. Unbeknownst to him (apparently), Nikki found out.

Then she got her revenge, going all Carrie Underwood on her lying, no-good husband by vandalizing his car and informing him that she and the kids are ready to start a life without him.

But with his money!

Wife Vandalizes Car

This is how it's done, people! And you don't even have to deal with criminal charges that might stem from a "Before He Cheats" style tire-slashing. Win-win.

Conversely, texting your wife when you want to break up with your mistress is decidedly NOT how it's done.

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This photograph of an angry old lady flipping off the camera in the foreground of a couple's public engagement photo really must be seen to be believed.

Old Lady Flips Off Camera

Most of the time, people love a good public marriage proposal.

Especially at a baseball game. With so much downtime in between innings and at-bats, what's not to love about a guy getting down on one knee at the ballpark?

A lot, if you're this woman. Her reaction to Kenny Lovelace proposing to girlfriend Molly Ryan at a recent Colorado Rockies game speaks for itself.

Photographer Kerinsa Mullins confirmed that this is legit.

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