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It looks like New Mexico has problems beyond Walter White cooking up a great deal of meth.

A seven-year old first grader at Helen Cordero Elementary in southwest Albuquerque was caught with a loaded 40-caliber glock in his backpack yesterday morning.

He has since been suspended and police are investigating the incident, trying to determine how such a weapon ever made it through security and/or ended up in the child's possession to begin with.

“Seven years old, first grade, it doesn't appear that he meant to harm anyone. He didn't threaten anyone,” said Monica Armenta, Albuquerque Police communications director. “But all the same, there has to be some pretty strict consequences for something like this.”

The child never removed the gun from his backpack and no injuries were reported... but still.

This suspension seems far more warranted than the one for the kid who chewed his Pop Tart into a handgun..

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A two-toned lobster caught in the area of Owls Head, Maine, may be the coolest ever.

How cool is it? The fishermen who found it gave it a new home at the Gulf of Maine Research Institute, rather than next to a dish of butter and a side of coleslaw.

The rare crustacean is two-toned, symmetrically. Check him out in the video below:

A genetic mutation, and a particularly uncommon one at that, led to this two-toned lobster's creation. It occurs in roughly one in 50 million lobsters.

Even more rare, and not quite as cool? An albino lobster, at 1-in-100,000,000.

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Talk about a modern break-up.

A Vine user named "Khoaliti" posted a seven-second clip to the video-sharing service this week, which depicts him being yelled at by his girlfriend for liking another woman's posts on Instagram. BIG MISTAKE, dude.

The girlfriend then slaps this 19-year old in the back of the head when she sees him filming their exchange. Khoaliti's subsequent message? "You guys just witness my break up... #Damn."

Doesn't sound like he's too broken up about the split, huh? Watch now:

We somehow doubt there will be a divorce cake in this couple's future.

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Jon Lewis Alexander is not a man you want to mess with.

The Marionville, Mo., liquor store clerk was working his shift on Sunday night when a would-be robber walked in smoking a cigarette, according to WUSA.

Alexander told him to please put the cigarette out. The man, in turn, told him to hand over the cash in the register, then went to pull a gun on the clerk.

And then this happened ...

Alexander used his left hand to push the robber's handgun back at him, while simultaneously pulling out his own pistol and aiming at the robber's face.

The man then walked out without causing any trouble. He is still at large. Store owner Jeannine Dawson says Alexander is allowed to carry a gun at work.

"I don’t know what I would say if someone else asked me if they could carry a gun,” Dawson told the The Kansas City Star. “Jon’s the exception.”

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If you are an attractive "older woman" (under 25 need not apply) that's in need of sexual objectification and/or demeaning employment, well, listen up.

Some "fun and clean" University of Vermont seniors posted a Craigslist ad in Burlington requesting the services of a "House MILF" to cater to their needs.

Of which there are several:

UVM Ad

The ad states that the "fit 20 somethings" need someone to cook for them every couple of days and that the applicant can have "her pick" of the group to "have."

Sexually.

It's unclear if there were any takers, but it's hard to imagine every hot 26-year-old in the Green Mountain State sending in her resume immediately.

Alas, the House MILF search appears short-lived.

Police are investigating the Craigslist ad, which has since been taken down, on suspicion of "solicitation," according to the Burlington Free Press.

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A fight inside a high school escalated into a series of stabbings that left a student dead and three others wounded in Spring, Texas, officials say.

The stabbings happened during a fight between several students in a corridor.

The Harris County Sheriff's Department said 17-year-old student Luis Alonzo Alfaro pulled a knife during the fight and fatally stabbed one student.

Three others were wounded but were given medical treatment.

Alfaro admitted to the high school stabbing under questioning by homicide detectives and was charged with murder, the Sheriff's Department said.

He is booked into a Harris County jail with bail set at $50,000.

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As if returning home and being reunited weren't exciting enough!

This video of a U.S. Marine's wife announcing that she's pregnant after he came home from an at-sea period is one of the sweetest things you'll see.

As pregnancy reveals go, it's as touching as they come.

She decided to break the news by getting him a present - a onesie that says "Daddy's Hero" on it - and his reaction is as wonderful as the gift idea.

Watch below and smile right along with him:

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No offense, women of Tennessee... but what the heck is going on down there?!?

First, there was that patient who was diagnosed with ghetto booty. Then, a female resident of this fine state stole a puppy by hiding it in her shirt.

Now there's Christie Black, a 43-year old who was taken to the hospital last night after stealing thousands of dollars from her boyfriend, hiding the cash up her butt and then bleeding profusely from that orifice after attempting to remove the money with a toilet brush and...

... we just can't.

Watch the following video for a full report and try to keep your lunch down as you do so:

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Chick-fil-A wants to treat its loyal customers to a free breakfast.

The chain is debuting a "Breakfast On Us" promotion September 9-14 in which people are invited to enjoy one complementary entree at participating locations.

As long as you make a reservation online, it's on the house!

Chick-fil-A Logo

Among the breakfast recipes now offered at Chick-fil-A:

  • Chick-fil-A Chicken Biscuit
  • Spicy Chicken Biscuit
  • Sausage Biscuit
  • Chick-fil-A Chick-n-Minis (three-count)
  • Chicken, Egg & Cheese Bagel
  • Bacon, Egg & Cheese Biscuit
  • Chicken Breakfast Burrito
  • Sausage Breakfast Burrito
  • Oatmeal
  • Yogurt Parfait

Reservations will be accepted until September 13 or until all slots are filled. According to reports, some chain locations have already reached capacity.

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A North Carolina church caused a firestorm when its lead pastor apparently requested "only white people" serve as greeters, a WBTV report claims.

Carmen Thomas, a member of Freedom House Church, was outraged after receiving an email regarding this from church Pastor Makeda Pennycooke.

The pastor reportedly asked people of color to please refrain from serving as greeters at the 9 a.m. service during the congregation's busiest season.

Pennycooke, an African-American, told volunteers that "first impressions matter" and that the congregation wanted "the best of the best on the front doors."

Thomas said she thinks Pennycooke was attempting to attract white worshippers.

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