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Police are searching for a suspect in the slaying of Michigan teen April Millsap, who was killed while walking her dog and sending her boyfriend a chilling text beforehand:

"Omg. … I think I'm being kidnapped."

This was last Thursday. She was found hours later after her family's border collie led two people jogging on the Macomb Orchard Trail to her body, reports indicate.

"She was such a beautiful child," her grandmother Jackie Levans told the newspaper of the Armada, Mich., teen, crying and stating the obvious:

"She did not deserve to die like this."

"Please tell people don't think it cannot happen to you. We would never have expected something like this to happen to us. They ruined somebody's life."

During a news conference Tuesday, authorities said neither her family nor her boyfriend are being considered as suspects, according to the Macomb Daily.

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Erin Corwin, 19, went missing more than four weeks ago, and since that time, mystery has continued to surround the pregnant Marine wife's disappearance.

Erin Corwin Missing

A spokesperson for the San Bernardino County (Calif.) Sheriff's Department says:

"We have a responsibility to conduct a thorough investigation to determine if she's a victim of foul play or if she's voluntarily missing. She has not been located."

Questions surround the nature of her relationship with her husband, Marine Cpl. Jon Corwin, and her neighbor, former Marine Cpl. Christopher Lee.

Erin Coriwn and her husband had been living on base in Twentynine Palms, Calif.

They had been there less than a year when, in an effort to make new friends, they started hanging out with their neighbors Christopher and Nichole Lee.

The friendship ended as quickly as it started, according to People's cover story.

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A young mom put sexual desire over her children’s safety last weekend in a store parking lot in Lake Charles, La., and got arrested as a result.

Princess Marks, 25, allegedly dragged her daughters out in the middle of the night so she could "hook up" with her boyfriend in the parking lot.

She was caught by local police after a passerby reported that two young girls had been left alone inside an SUV with the windows rolled down.

Princess Marks Mug Shot

It was around 12:40 a.m. that night when police allegedly discovered Princess performing oral sex on her boyfriend in another vehicle in the parking lot.

Her children, ages 7 and 5, were in her car alone across the lot. A spokesperson for the Calcasieu Parish Sheriff’s Office told a local radio station:

“Deputies responded in reference to a report of two young children left unattended inside an SUV with the windows left down and the SUV not running."

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Andrej Pejic would now like to be known as Andreja Pejic.

In a statement via The Huffington Post, GLAAD said the model - who has walked runways as a man and as a woman - "will only be modeling women's clothing going forward and has received support from her agency, friends and family."

Pejic been featured on the covers of Elle and French Vogue, among other publications, and released a statement of her own on the major change.

"To all trans youth out there, I would like to say respect yourself and be proud of who you are. All human beings deserve equal treatment no matter their gender identity or sexuality. To be perceived as what you say you are is a basic human right."

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Take note, readers: if you are of legal drinking age, you are always free to order Sex on the Beach.

But never, no matter how randy you may be feeling, are you permitted to have sex on the beach.

Josey “Benny” Caballero and Elissa Alvarez recently found this out the hard way when they were caught having intercourse on Bradenton Beach for 25 minutes straight, with one elderly woman actually catching the carnal carnage on video.

After they finished, the couple took a dip... took a nap... and then took each other downtown once again! Until someone called the cops, that is.

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A Florida man has been charged with DUI after a road rage incident culminated in him being run over by his own pickup truck, according to Gainesville police.

Just when you thought you'd heard everything from Florida Man.

Joseph Carl Mug Shot

The bizarre turn of events took place after Joseph Carl, 48, drove his truck into the rear of a vehicle in front of him that was stopped at a traffic light.

Carl then jumped out and began banging on the driver's window and yelling at the woman inside, apparently neglecting to put his pickup into park.

The driver of the other vehicle was frightened and drove away, leaving nothing to hold back Carl's truck, which he was standing in front of, and, well ...

Police and paramedics arrived, but Carl refused treatment.

Possibly because Carl was stumbling and had a strong odor of alcohol; police found 16-oz. can of Miller High Life and other empty cans in the truck.

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Brady Oestrike is suspected of murdering a teenager, who was eight months pregnant, and decapitating her boyfriend in a stocking story out of Michigan.

It all started with a Craigslist sex ad gone horribly, horribly wrong.

According to law enforcement officials, Brooke Slocum, 18, connected with Oestrike through a Craigslist sex ad placed earlier this month.

Slocum and her boyfriend, Charles Oppenneer, left her Grand Rapids apartment to meet Oestrike, 31, in a park in Wyoming, Mich., late on July 12.

A few days later, police investigating Oppenneer’s abandoned car terrifyingly found his headless body in the park and declared Slocum missing.

Scouring Slocum’s Internet history, officials zeroed in on Brady Oestrike, an electrical lineman, and executed a search warrant for his home.

Oestrike fled and eventually crashed his vehicle.

The perpetrator then shot and killed himself before he could be apprehended by the authorities; Slocum’s body was discovered in his trunk.

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Sex spreadsheets are hot right now, even if the sex lives of those using Microsoft Office to chronicle the daily void they're experiencing are far from it.

It all started when one woman discovered her husband's spreadsheet of her excuses for turning down sex, a list that promptly went viral on Reddit.

That was followed by an epic, but fake rebuttal from the wife’s point of view, further illustrating the absurdity of using Excel for this passive aggressive purpose.

Now, we see a chart published on Guyism, allegedly compiled by a woman who eventually divorced the husband in question. You can see why here:

Wife's Sex Spreadsheet

Seriously. Can't imagine why this union didn't stand the test of time.

The Tigers have had some great seasons lately, and yes, keeping a daily list of reasons for turning down sex is kind of insane in its own right, but still.

Get it together, dude. Are you serious, pulling some of this stuff?

How bad can it be? Unlike the first woman in question, this one clearly wanted some! Do you really want to pass out every night and let the Magic Wand do your job?

What an embarrassment to the gender.

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When you think of Girl Scouts, and think of Barbie dolls, the things that come to mind may not be analogous to the point where you'd think a Girl Scout Barbie should be a thing.

Oh, but it is!

Last year, the Girl Scouts of America partnered with Mattel, the company responsible for the iconic toy, to give Scouts the opportunity to earn a Barbie patch.

The "Be anything, do everything" patch - the group's first-ever corporate-sponsored merit badge - will soon be followed by a Girl Scout-inspired Barbie doll.

Not everyone's a fan of this partnership, as Susan Linn, a psychologist and director of the Campaign for a Commercial-Free Childhood, makes clear.

"Barbie is basically a terrible role model," she told Today. "She's not about the Girl Scouts' principles, which have to do with leadership and courage."

Kelly Parisi, spokeswoman for the Girl Scouts, disagrees.

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We may mock Kim Kardashian for constantly posting photos of herself in a bikini and in the gym.

But at least the reality star's penchant for self-portraits has never landed her in the slammer.

The same cannot be said of 27-year-old Danielle Saxton, a resident of southern Illinois who allegedly stole a leopard-print dress from Mortie's Boutique in West Frankfort on July 11.

The store's owner posted about the stolen item on Facebook and, in a matter of hours, multiple users contacted him after seeing that Saxton had posted a selfie… IN THE STOLEN DRESS!

Saxton was arrested on misdemeanor retail theft charges and is free on her own recognizance, but should really be sentenced to life behind bars for sheer and utter stupidity.

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