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Brady Oestrike is suspected of murdering a teenager, who was eight months pregnant, and decapitating her boyfriend in a stocking story out of Michigan.

It all started with a Craigslist sex ad gone horribly, horribly wrong.

According to law enforcement officials, Brooke Slocum, 18, connected with Oestrike through a Craigslist sex ad placed earlier this month.

Slocum and her boyfriend, Charles Oppenneer, left her Grand Rapids apartment to meet Oestrike, 31, in a park in Wyoming, Mich., late on July 12.

A few days later, police investigating Oppenneer’s abandoned car terrifyingly found his headless body in the park and declared Slocum missing.

Scouring Slocum’s Internet history, officials zeroed in on Brady Oestrike, an electrical lineman, and executed a search warrant for his home.

Oestrike fled and eventually crashed his vehicle.

The perpetrator then shot and killed himself before he could be apprehended by the authorities; Slocum’s body was discovered in his trunk.

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Sex spreadsheets are hot right now, even if the sex lives of those using Microsoft Office to chronicle the daily void they're experiencing are far from it.

It all started when one woman discovered her husband's spreadsheet of her excuses for turning down sex, a list that promptly went viral on Reddit.

That was followed by an epic, but fake rebuttal from the wife’s point of view, further illustrating the absurdity of using Excel for this passive aggressive purpose.

Now, we see a chart published on Guyism, allegedly compiled by a woman who eventually divorced the husband in question. You can see why here:

Wife's Sex Spreadsheet

Seriously. Can't imagine why this union didn't stand the test of time.

The Tigers have had some great seasons lately, and yes, keeping a daily list of reasons for turning down sex is kind of insane in its own right, but still.

Get it together, dude. Are you serious, pulling some of this stuff?

How bad can it be? Unlike the first woman in question, this one clearly wanted some! Do you really want to pass out every night and let the Magic Wand do your job?

What an embarrassment to the gender.

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When you think of Girl Scouts, and think of Barbie dolls, the things that come to mind may not be analogous to the point where you'd think a Girl Scout Barbie should be a thing.

Oh, but it is!

Last year, the Girl Scouts of America partnered with Mattel, the company responsible for the iconic toy, to give Scouts the opportunity to earn a Barbie patch.

The "Be anything, do everything" patch - the group's first-ever corporate-sponsored merit badge - will soon be followed by a Girl Scout-inspired Barbie doll.

Not everyone's a fan of this partnership, as Susan Linn, a psychologist and director of the Campaign for a Commercial-Free Childhood, makes clear.

"Barbie is basically a terrible role model," she told Today. "She's not about the Girl Scouts' principles, which have to do with leadership and courage."

Kelly Parisi, spokeswoman for the Girl Scouts, disagrees.

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We may mock Kim Kardashian for constantly posting photos of herself in a bikini and in the gym.

But at least the reality star's penchant for self-portraits has never landed her in the slammer.

The same cannot be said of 27-year-old Danielle Saxton, a resident of southern Illinois who allegedly stole a leopard-print dress from Mortie's Boutique in West Frankfort on July 11.

The store's owner posted about the stolen item on Facebook and, in a matter of hours, multiple users contacted him after seeing that Saxton had posted a selfie… IN THE STOLEN DRESS!

Saxton was arrested on misdemeanor retail theft charges and is free on her own recognizance, but should really be sentenced to life behind bars for sheer and utter stupidity.

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A Dutch national who Tweeted about the Malaysia Airlines flight that crashed yesterday in Ukraine had zero idea how eerie this would soon sound.

Cor Pan was one of the 295 people on board the flight that went down over Ukraine on Thursday. Prior to takeoff, he took a snapshot of the plane.

Posting it on Facebook, he captioned it "If it disappears, this is what it looks like," poking fun at the Malaysia Flight 370, which went missing in March.

Malaysia Airlines Photo

In related news, actor Jason Biggs came under fire for Tweeting about the crash yesterday and asking if anyone wanted his frequent flier miles.

The comments on Cor Pan's photo began with friends wishing him a "happy holiday" to thousands of users expressing their utter shock and condolences.

The aircraft, which is believed to have been shot down near the Russian border, was flying from Amsterdam to Kuala Lumpur when it fell near the city of Donetsk.

Ukraine Interior Ministry official Anton Gerashenko said the plane was taken out by an air-to-ground missile fired from a Buk rocket launcher.

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Love him or loathe him, two things are undeniably true when it comes to Jason Biggs:

  1. He does not care if you love him or loathe him
  2. He is an equal opportunity offender on Twitter

The actor and surprisingly regular controversy magnet is in hot water again Thursday for his response to the Malaysia Airlines plane crash in Ukraine.

Biggs' response to this news, just months after the airline's plane disappeared in the Indian Ocean: "Anyone wanna buy my Malaysia Airlines frequent flier miles?"

  • Mr. Biggs
  • Malaysia Airlines Logo

Among MANY choice responses to this from Twitter:

  • "Go f--k a pie you piece of s--t!"
  • "You're such an attention seeking f--king whore!"
  • "You'd laugh if your kids died in a plane crash?"

And on and on and on ... but Biggs is NOT sorry. "Truly - you losers are literally trying to find s--t to get angry about," the actor fired back online.

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In an unexpected convergence of news stories, a Malaysia Airlines passenger plane reportedly crashed in Ukraine near the Russian border Thursday.

The Boeing 777 aircraft had 280 passengers and 15 crew members, according to news reports citing information from an aviation industry source.

Flight Aware Map

The graphic above from FlightAware shows the plane's path.

The flight was heading from Amsterdam Airport Schiphol, the main international airport in the Netherlands, to Kuala Lumpur International Airport.

Kuala Lumpur is the most populous city in Malaysia.

Political tensions and violence have been high in east Ukraine near the Russian border since the situation in Crimea escalated earlier this year.

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Move over Jeremy Meeks, and welcome Chris Kohrs, a new man that’s stealing hearts of women everywhere after becoming an unlikely social media darling.

This time, he's on the right side of the law! Win-win!

Kohrs, a San Francisco police officer, has gone viral on Facebook after a page in his honor, "Hot Cop of the Castro" (a gay enclave in S.F.) went viral.

More than 40,000 “like” the page filled pictures of him helping citizens, kissing babies and/or flaunting his muscles ... and it's easy to see why, right?

Chris Kohrs Photo
Move over Jeremy Meeks, and welcome Chris Kohrs, the Hot Facebook Cop from S.F.

Fans from the City by the Bay and around the world are quick to point out that, unlike Hot Mug Shot Guy Meeks, Officer Kohrs is actually a good guy.

So far, Kohrs has taken well to his quasi-celebrity, though he says he’s surprised by all of it, as he's just a guy doing his job for the city he loves.

“I’m not used to a lot of people coming up to me and taking pictures and things like that. I’m happy to do it,” he told the San Francisco-centric blog SFist.

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Marvel Chief Creative Officer Joe Quesada made an unexpected announcement on The Colbert Report:

A new Captain America is coming to town. A very new Captain America, that is.

Sam Wilson, Captain America's veteran partner The Falcon, will be replacing Steve Rogers this fall in the comic book series.

Black Captain America

Wilson will officially take over the shield in "All-New Captain America #1,” which will be penned by Rick Remender and Stuart Immonen.

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You really never know when a penis will pop up.

Sometimes a church in Illinois takes this shape. Other times, a furry black dog.

And at other times you're feeding your baby girl when you notice a drawing inside a shape that very closely resembles a man's most private part.

This is what happened to Shane and Carla Gallivan of Nottinghamshire, with the latter telling Great Britain’s The Metro that she recently noticed how her child’s “trousers were covered in penises” and she was “angry because it’s not the kind of thing you should be dressing a baby in.”

Not typically, no. One would hope not, at least.

Penis on Baby Clothing

A close look does seem to reveal that a designer may have been having a bit of subtle fun with this item.

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