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No one mention this to Lindsay Lohan, but someone has come out with a more efficient way to get wasted.

It's called Palcohol and it's exactly what it sounds like: powdered alcohol.

The federal government approved the item this week, although there remains a discrepancy over just how much Palcohol can be sold at once. 

Therefore, it's not available to consumers... yet.

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A 16-year-old boy stowed away in the wheel well of a five-hour Hawaiian Airlines flight from California to Hawaii and lived to tell about it this weekend.

Airline staff noticed the boy after the plane landed on Sunday morning. He was questioned by the FBI and given a medical screening afterward.

Astonishingly, he is in stable condition.

Officials are reviewing whether to file criminal charges against the boy, who ran away from home, jumped a fence at San Jose airport and got in/on the plane.

"Our primary concern now is for the well-being of the boy, who is exceptionally lucky to have survived,'' a spokeswoman for Hawaiian Airlines said.

"Kid's lucky to be alive,'' FBI spokesman Tom Simon added, noting that when the flight landed in Maui, the teenager hopped down from the wheel well.

Having reportedly been unconscious for most of the ride, he started wandering around the airport grounds with only a comb for his hair in his possession.

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A Polk County, Fla., teacher is behind bars after she was accused of having sex with a 17-year-old boy in her pickup truck, according to local police.

Jennifer Fichter, 29, is an English teacher at Central Florida Aerospace Academy. The alleged victim is one of her students, an arrest report said.

A Lakeland, Fla., police statement confirmed that "according to the victim's [mom], admitted to the sexual encounters and professed her love for him."

"The victim's mother discovered this relationship after reviewing text messages from her son and she asked that Fichter respond to her residence to talk."

That conversation was made in a phone call Monday that was recorded by police. Fichter told the alleged victim's mother she had sex 20-30 times with him.

The teacher also said she had an abortion after getting pregnant with his child.

Fichter told the alleged victim's mother she wanted a relationship with her son and doesn't regret anything; she was arrested at her apartment 90 minutes later.

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Wu-Tang affiliated rapper Andre Johnson will no longer have a penis after he cut it off Wednesday morning and doctors were unable to reattach the member.

Andre Johnson the Rapper

Officials confirm that Johnson, also known by his stage name Christ Bearer cut his penis off yesterday morning and then jumped off of a balcony.

He survived the fall from his second floor apartment.

After the incident, which developed "within seconds," Christ Bearer was rushed from North Hollywood to Cedars-Sinai Medical Center in Beverly Hills and saved.

His penis was unable to be salvaged, however.

One of many Wu-Tang affiliated rappers, Andre Johnson is a member of the group Northstar, which was founded by Wu-Tang member and producer RZA.

Despite what he just endured, Johnson/Christ Bearer is remarkably in stable condition, though it's unclear whether he will be released and in what state.

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Good news, celebrities! You aren't the only who have regrettable tattoos!

Following our rundown of 17 Celebrity Tattoos That May Not Have Been a Great Idea, we've now compiled a list of 12 epic tattoo failures by regular Joes and Janes.

Some of these are misspelled. Others are premature celebrations for Presidential candidates and college basketball teams.

But all are cringe-worthy and hilarious... because we aren't the ones who got them. Click around and laugh now:

12 Epic Tattoo Fails
Awesome font, dude. Less awesome spelling ability, however.
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I'm Awsome

1. I'm Awsome

Awesome font, dude. Less awesome spelling ability, however.


Don't Juge Me!

2. Don't Juge Me!

Only God will judge this guy. But English teachers may feel a need to chime in.


Exreme Living

3. Exreme Living

This guy is living such an extreme life that he doesn't even have time for a "t."


Mitt Romney Face Tattoo

4. Mitt Romney Face Tattoo

We admire the dedication. And don't admire how much it will hurt to have this removed.


Kentucky Championship Tattoo

5. Kentucky Championship Tattoo

Kentucky came within seven points of making this guy the most prescient tattoo owner of all-time. Alas.


Tradgey vs. Comedy

6. Tradgey vs. Comedy

What happens when tragedy meets comedy? We'll never know from this tattoo.


It's Get Better

7. It's Get Better

Good news for this anonymous individual: it really can only get better from here.


Your Next

8. Your Next

Mistaking "Your" for "You're" is common for many people. But getting a tattoo of one's ignrance is not.


Never Don't Give Up

9. Never Don't Give Up

Never do not give up, people. Which we're pretty sure translates to... yeah, you should give up.


Regret Nohing

10. Regret Nohing

Remember to regret nohing, people. And then look up the meaning of "nohing."


Life Go's On

11. Life Go's On

Life goes on for us all. Just a little less enjoyably for those who can't spell.


Sweet Pee

12. Sweet Pee

Considering the location of this tattoo, who knows? Maybe it's not a mistake.


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Christ Bearer, a member of the rap group Northstar, cut his penis off and jumped off a balcony in a suicide attempt this morning, according to reports.

The rapper affiliated with Wu-Tang Clan, whose real name is Andre Johnson, was rushed to a Los Angeles hospital early Wednesday, TMZ reports.

He allegedly cut off his penis and jumped off a second story balcony in what police believe was an attempt to take his own life for unknown reasons.

Officials were called to an apartment building in North Hollywood, Calif., at around 1:00 a.m. today and found Andre Johnson on the sidewalk critically injured.

Johnson was rushed by ambulance to Cedars-Sinai Medical Center; it is not known if doctors are able to or are attempting to reattach his penis.

Also known by his stage name Christ Bearer, Johnson was in a group founded by members of the legendary hip hop collective Wu-Tang Clan.

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There's a new pizza in the oven and it's not even really a pizza at all.

Domino's launched their new Specialty Chicken Crust Pizzas, four varieties, in all, on Monday and they are going viral. 

These oddly delicious looking culinary concoctions are made up of boneless chicken nuggets, deep fried (of course), and then topped with goodies like jalapenos and pineapple, BACON, cheese, and buffalo sauce. But not all on the same pizza. Probably.

Watch Domino's make the specialty chicken crust pizza now in their ad, "Not Afraid To Fail."

"If we gave up after every mistake, we wouldn't come up with something new like our Specialty Chicken," says a Domino's chef.

The Specialty Chicken pizzas are the first new product for Domino's since 2012, the year when Domino's officially dropped the word "pizza" from both its name and its logo.

One thing we can't decide is whether or not these will be disgusting, delicious, or a combination of both?

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Dylan Kanter, a Pennsylvania high school student, might have just pulled off the cruelest promposal we've seen so far this prom season. 

Using an official-looking University of South Carolina letterhead, he sent girlfriend Caitlyn Metzker a college rejection letter promposal telling her that if she didn't get her act together her offer of admissions would be rescinded but she could make it all go away by agreeing to go to prom with her boyfriend.

College Admissions Letter Promposal

"It saddens us to say that you [sic] admissions is in jeopardy, and we may have to pull our admissions from you due to your poor school ethic and attendance. However if you were to just agree to go to prom with your boyfriend we could reconsider letting you continue to be a South Carolina Gamecock. So what do you say, will you go to prom with me?"

She wasn't too angry with him. After all, he did make her go viral. Aside from a corsage that doesn't smell like KFC chicken, what more could a teenage girl want?

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With the Internet still buzzing over a US Airways Tweet that was dirtier than anything Miley Cyrus has done in months, spokesman Matt Miller has come out and tried to explain what happened.

How did naked women with a toy plan wedged between her legs end up online?

19 Hilarious Reactions to the US Airways Tweet
Really, this is all Amy Schumer's fault.
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Classic Amy Schumer

1. Classic Amy Schumer

Really, this is all Amy Schumer's fault.


An Inside Job

2. An Inside Job

A deep, deep inside job, we should add.


Auto Pilot in Charge

3. Auto Pilot in Charge

Reference Airplane! and you earn a spot in our countdown.


Different Kind of Red Eye

4. Different Kind of Red Eye

Some guys may actually enjoy red eyes now.


Excessive Leg Room

5. Excessive Leg Room

Gives a whole new meaning to "leg room," huh?


Black Box Recovery

6. Black Box Recovery

Nope, that black box is never coming back.


Wanna Fly Aer Lingus?

7. Wanna Fly Aer Lingus?

Two words. One hearty laugh.


Screwed by an Airline

8. Screwed by an Airline

We've all been screwed by airline, but come on now.


New Ending to Lost

9. New Ending to Lost

Oh, okay. So THIS is how Lost ended!


Tweet/Plane Removal

10. Tweet/Plane Removal

Seriously, that plane has to be removed.


Too Easy

11. Too Easy

This one was too easy, but no less hilarious.


Landing Strip Miss

12. Landing Strip Miss

This does give a whole new meaning to the concept of a landing strip.


Double US Airways Slam!

13. Double US Airways Slam!

Points for slamming US Airways twice in this one.


Near a Crying Baby

14. Near a Crying Baby

We may have a winner for best US Airways-related Tweet.


Hehe, Bangkok

15. Hehe, Bangkok

A direct flight to Bangkok, folks.


Flying Everywhere!

16. Flying Everywhere!

Yes, readers, US Airways flies everywhere apparently.


Gate 1 vs. Gate 2

17. Gate 1 vs. Gate 2

It's true. We could think of a worse place for the plane to go.


Best. Quitter. Ever.

18. Best. Quitter. Ever.

Sorry, George Constanza. This person is the best at quitting his/her job.


As for the Passengers...

19. As for the Passengers...

Who knew Ken Jennings could be this funny?!?


"It was an honest mistake. It was in an attempt to flag the tweet as inappropriate," Miller tells The New York Daily News, adding that the image was initially first posted on the US Airways wall by an undisclosed Twitter user.

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Man, it must REALLY suck to be rich! All that money and absolutely NO IDEA what to do with it! That's IT! Spend it all in one place, just like your mama said NOT to do!

While this certainly happens to regular people, when it happens to celebrities it's pretty epic. Watching stars who bring in millions and millions per picture have no money at all is sort of weird.

And yet, it happens. Often. Celebs file bankruptcy like some of us change our underwear. Maybe they wouldn't have to file bankruptcy if they bought normal-priced underwear?

Anyway.

Here are 11 stars who went broke (some will surprise you, some won't), because having a lot of money doesn't mean they know how to spend it wisely.

11 Stars Who Went Broke
Lindsay Lohan used to make serious bank! But she spent it all on blow and had to have her move to New York bankrolled by Oprah Winfrey.
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Lindsay Lohan

1. Lindsay Lohan

Lindsay Lohan used to make serious bank! But she spent it all on blow and had to have her move to New York bankrolled by Oprah Winfrey.


Drake Bell

2. Drake Bell

Nikelodeon star Drake Bell, from Drake & Josh, filed for bankruptcy in early 2014. He was only 26 years old at the time.


Pamela Anderson

3. Pamela Anderson

Pamela Anderson owed a reported $1.1 million in back taxes and had to sell her house to keep from filing bankruptcy.


Nicolas Cage

4. Nicolas Cage

Nicolas Cage demands around $20 million per movie, which he spends on castles and jets and more material possessions than he will ever use in his life.


Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag

5. Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag

Spencer and Heidi might have lived large on The Hills, but Pratt says that lifestyle is far from their reality. Imagine that! Reality TV that isn't real!


Courtney Love

6. Courtney Love

Courtney Love might have been a member of Hole, but she's in the hole more often than she's out. She sold 25% of her share of Nirvana's music catalog to get out of debt.


Teresa Guidice

7. Teresa Guidice

RHONJ Teresa Giudice actually owes so much money she's facing JAIL TIME for it. She and her husband, Joe Giudice, were indicted on tax evasion charges and plead guilty.


Willie Nelson

8. Willie Nelson

Willie Nelson once owed the government $16.7 million dollars. He released a special album called The IRS Tapes: Who Will Buy My Memories to pay his debt with the proceeds.


Lena Headey

9. Lena Headey

Game of Thrones beauty Lena Headey is embroiled in a bitter divorce from Peter Loughran which has left her with as little as $5 in the bank.


Tionne "T Boz" Watkins

10. Tionne "T Boz" Watkins

Tionne "T Boz" Watkins filed for bankruptcy in 1995, 2011, and again last year. The judge dismissed her third filing because she never tried to pay off the first two.


Brendan Fraser

11. Brendan Fraser

Brendan Fraser used to make a pretty decent living. Then, he claims, he was injured during Hurricane Katrina, which has left him unable to work. He owes his wife $900,000 a YEAR in child support.


Sonja Morgan

12. Sonja Morgan

Sonja Morgan, a RHONY housewife, is so broke she has to rent her lavish apartment for $25,000 a month, which only covers taxes on the property and doesn't make a dent in her debt.


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