Tuesday on New Girl Season 4 Episode 9, Schmidt decided that this Thanksgiving would be a little different. Why? Because the gang's all single at the moment!
Entitled "Thanksgiving IV," New Girl Season 4 Episode 9 served up heaping portions of laughs as everyone brought dates and things went terribly awry.
The dates were selected by picking names out of a hat. As in whatever name a person picked, they had to supply that person with their Bangsgiving date.
Naturally Coach brings Ryan, Jess' teacher crush, for Jess, despite the fact that Jess agreed to this idea in part so that she could get over Ryan.
Coach says her rule for not getting involved is a dumb rule, and the guys tell her to "bang it out" with him so that she can move on. Totally logical!
This backfires, though, when Ryan doesn't want any part of it and instead, insists on a real relationship. Wow, this man really is the perfect catch.