Nancy Shevell
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Suck on this, Heather Mills!

Paul McCartney has asked his new, better girlfriend, Nancy Shevell, to move in with him at the East Sussex home he bought as wedding gift for first wife Linda in 1969.

While the couple isn't engaged yet, a source told Great Britain's The Sun that life could not be better for the singer and his love.

“Paul and Nancy are as solid a couple as you can get after just a short time together," the source said about the couple, which has been dating for five months. "It made sense to him just to ask her to move in. She’ll still travel between here and America, but is setting up home with Paul."

After spending years with Heather Mills, Paul McCartney is used to watching his back.

It also helps, this friend added, that Shevell is well-liked by Paul's young daughter.

“He asked Beatrice if she liked Nancy and got a resounding ‘Yes’, which meant the world to him.”

Be on the lookout, Nancy Shevell. A wooden leg might be flying in your direction any day now.

A friend of Heather Mills has told Great Britain's The Daily Mirror that the world's best known, one-legged digger of gold is far from pleased about Shevell's relationship with Paul McCartney.

"Heather's threatening to call and explain the dangers of dating a Beatle," the friend said, claiming Mills thinks she'd be doing this for Nancy's own good. "She had hell with the public hating her and reckons Nancy could too. Heather genuinely thinks she's doing Nancy a good turn."

Beware, Nancy Shevell. Heather Mills is on the prowl.

Moreover, this close, loyal pal of Mills says the former Dancing with the Stars contestant went nuts after hearing about Shevell and McCartney's recent vacation.

"She went ballistic when she found out. She's also terrified they're planning a baby - even though Nancy's not far off 50 - and thinks another child will detract from Beatrice."

The altruism of Mills never ceases to impress us. It's obvious she's just worried about Nancy and daughter Beatrice in this situation. What a terrible, no good, selfish, greedy, media-obsessed whore of a woman.

We hope Heather Mills is reading The Hollywood Gossip over a cup of tea this morning... and crying her eyes out over the following news:

The UK's Daily Mail is reporting that Paul McCartney and Nancy Shevell are still going strong, recently vacationing in the Caribbean.

The British paper says Sir Paul jetted off on a romantic rendezvous with Shevell just a week after his divorce from his one-legged gold digger ex-wife was finalized. The two have enjoyed secret liaisons since October, as they kissed, held hands and took a romantic sunset stroll along a beach in Antigua over the weekend.

This photo may be a bit grainy, but trust us: that's Nancy Shevell and Paul McCartney, enjoying a well-deserved vacation in Antigua.

McCartney and Shevell have been spotted riding bikes around the island, smooching and giggling like teenagers.

"Everyone on the beach could see they only had eyes for each other," said a witness. "He is a good few years older than her but looking good and can clearly still impress the ladies. They seemed so happy and relaxed in each other's company, as though they've been together for years."

Eat it, Heather Mills!

Barbara Walters managed to divert attention away from Elisabeth Hasselbeck's new baby on The View this morning.

The den mother on the talk show posted a large photo of Paul McCartney and Nancy Shevell on the screen and then made the following statement:

"See, that lovely, young, conservative, attractive-looking woman with Paul McCartney? Well, I love her very much. She's my cousin."

As reported by People, Walters added that she thinks the romance between the pair is "very nice."

From there, the host provided more details about Shevell:

"She's my second cousin. Her mother, who died, was my first cousin. And I have been very close to this young woman. ... She's separated from her husband, who's a nice man. The marriage wasn't going well, and they're separated."

In closing, Babs shot down rumors that stated Shevell knew Linda McCartney and Heather Mills. She also said she was the great aunt of Chelsy Davy.

Just kidding.

As if Heather Mills needed more to cry about.

Mere days after his self-pitying, one-legged ex-wife broke down on TV, Paul McCartney was seen kissing New Yorker Nancy Shevell, according to British tabloid The Sun.

McCartney and Shevell were spotted at an Amagansett sushi restaurant, Show Win, on Saturday night, and outside a Hamptons cafe Sunday morning. Sounds like they had a sleepover! Talk about a hard day's night!

Good news for Nancy Shevell: All she needs to do is look better than Heather Mills nude and McCartney will be impressed. Can't be too difficult to pull off.

Shevell is a member of the Metropolitan Transportation Authority board and is legally separated from Bruce Blakeman, a commissioner of the Port Authority and former presiding officer of the Nassau County Legislature.

"At one point," The Sun reported, "[McCartney] put his arm around Nancy after he drove her home - and they kissed tenderly."

All of a sudden, the Sophia Bush/Tony Romo and Sabrina Bryan/Mark Ballas romances seem like back page fodder. Sir Paul is in love!