Nancy Grace

Only Nancy Grace would make the women of The View come across as sane, reasonable and united.

That's what happened when this awful human being appeared on the talk show this week and was asked about her infamous Whitney Houston comments, where she randomly wondered - soon after the singer died - whether someone had "pushed" her down in the bathtub.

Wasn't this asserting disrespectful to the family, Grace was asked. You're missing the point, ignorant idiots, she basically replied, rambling on about wanting to know the truth, condescendingly explaining why autopsies exist and telling the ladies it's easy to "throw stones behind a coffee mug."

But it's not easy being Nancy Grace, people! Watch the exchange below:

Nancy Grace on The View

Dan Abrams is our new hero.

The Good Morning America host remained calm and reasonable in the face of Nancy Grace's condescending absurdity today, as he tried to get Grace to admit that she shouldn't have wondered about whether or not someone pushed Whitney Houston's body under water in her hotel room last Saturday.

What prompted Grace to hint at that possibility? Nothing in this case, merely her experience as an attorney overall, which gives her a unique view on what comes next.

Nancy Grace on Good Morning America

"There is nothing delicate or nice about a murder, a death, an unexpected death, or an autopsy," Grace said. "What that means in the real world, not the ivory tower of Harvard Law School... an autopsy, of why her body was transported to the Coroner's Office, is to determine cause of death whether it be overdose, natural causes, accident, or homicide. It is not a homicide and I am thankful for that, but I still want the truth."

Okay. That makes her the same as about 100 million other Americans.

Why utter a word about anyone shoving Whitney's head under water? Abrams tried to get his guest to focus on this specific question.

Let's all stop and give thanks for Nancy Grace, shall we?

Seriously, without this attention-starved egomaniac, we might not know just how low humanity can sink.

Nancy Grace Speculates on Whitney Houston Death

Earlier today, during an appearance on CNN Newsroom with Brooke Baldwin, the blowhard evoked the instances of Anna Nicole Smith and Michael Jackson when talking about Whitney Houston, wondering whether someone else played a role in the singer's death.

"I’d like to know who was around her, who - if anyone - gave her drugs... following alcohol and drugs, and who let her slip, or pushed her, underneath that water?" Grace asked, referring to reports that Whitney's body was found in a hotel room bathtub. "Apparently, no signs of force or trauma to the body. Who let Whitney Houston go under her water?"

Forget the fact that initial reports indicate Houston did NOT die by drowning; and forget the fact that it seems perfectly reasonable someone could overdose on pills and pass out in a bathtub... Grace is on a role, folks!

Nancy Grace likely jived her way off Dancing With the Stars last night.

Already a huge underdog to make it beyond the top five, the pressure started to get to her early on "Are you actually acting tired?" she snapped at Tristan MacManus.

"You don't have twins that get up at 5, you don't have a full-time job and I do!" MacManus' reply: "I'm tired of you." "I'm tired of you, too! So there!" she retorted.

They were mostly jokinh, but that still set the tone for their instant jive, which you can see below. Nancy clearly doesn't have enough left in the tank at this point:

Nancy Grace on Dancing With the Stars (Week 8 - Jive)

The pair failed to impress the judges, who awarded a mere 20 out of 30 points. There have been worse routines, but that was far below the rest of the Dancing With the Stars scores Monday. Earlier in the night, they earned 24 for their tango.

Follow the jump to watch that routine:

Nancy Grace is great at blowing smoke about Amanda Knox or Casey Anthony.

She could not catch fire on Dancing With the Stars Monday night, however.

Despite wearing a red wig, red eyelashes and a flirty, fringed dress ... her jive just didn't ignite very well at all. “This wasn’t a good dance for you,” judge Len Goodman said, not mincing words as always. “It was a disappointment for me.”

She earned 21 points for it, giving her 44 out of 60 for the evening. That has her in last place. Think she'll be going home tonight? Watch her possibly final routine below:

Nancy Grace on Dancing With the Stars (Week 7)

Thank you, Dancing With the Stars costume designers. We owe you big time.

Last night, she came thisclose to giving viewers more nipple slip action on the show ... and we just don't need to see any more jiggling like last time.

"My [costume] wasn't working," Nancy revealed of her Dancing With the Stars rehearsal run-through, saying she almost lost the top half of her outfit.

"[The wardrobe stylists] added lace reinforcements at the top. I'm the only one that comes out in a turtleneck. But I'm OK with it," she added.

We are too. And she didn't even let one rip. Watch her performance below:

Nancy Grace on Dancing With the Stars (Week 5)

Whether she's bashing Amanda Knox or treating fans to a full-on nipple slip on Dancing With the Stars, Nancy Grace certainly knows how to get people talking.

The question is whether any of that talk will be positive.

Grace tried to up her game last night, but still ended up at the bottom of the Dancing With the Stars scores. She lacked drama. Passion. Excitement. Emotion.

If she could move her body the way she runs her mouth, she would be a tough competitor on this show. On the plus side, at least she didn't fart live this week.

Watch Grace get manhandled by Tristan MacManus and wind up lying flat on her back (a visual you know you've been dreaming about) in the clip below ...

Nancy Grace on Dancing With the Stars (Week 4)

Finally. After days of speculation, Nancy Grace herself is weighing in on the Dancing With the Stars fart controversy. Confronted by TMZ at dinner last night, she admitted that gas was passed ... but pinned it on her partner, Tristan MacManus!

"If you listen really closely to that clip," she said, "it has an Irish accent."

Good one, Nance. But we're not buying it for a second. As the old saying goes ... she who smelt it, dealt it. The one who denied it, supplied it. Owned.

Or maybe you're wrong. Watch the clip and decide for yourself ...

Nancy Grace Farts on Dancing With the Stars

Who let one rip on Dancing With the Stars?

Nancy Grace needs to get it together.

One week, she's giving the world a nipple slip it really didn't need to see. The next week? She's farting while awaiting her scores on Dancing With the Stars.

We are talking a serious fart.

Grace full-on let one rip while standing next to her partner Tristan McManus and Brooke Burke, the mics picked up everything. Don't believe us? Watch this:

Nancy Grace Farts on Dancing With the Stars

Hilarious. Perhaps this is Grace's key to surviving on the program.

She's outlasted Elisabetta Canalis and the far-more-talented Kristin Cavallari already, all while slamming Amanda Knox in her free time, so the TV news blowhard must be doing something right as far as connecting with voters.

What bodily function will she shock us with next? Tune in Monday!

Nancy Grace doesn't hold back.

The news pundit and Dancing With the Stars competitor was not among the many people lauding the Amanda Knox verdict yesterday. Grace's thoughts on Knox's conviction (in the 2007 slaying of Meredith Kercher) being overturned?

"I think that it was a miscarriage of justice," she said.

Nancy Grace does not hold back when it comes to her favorite cash cows.

"I only hope Ms. Knox makes something of her life because she's certainly been given a second chance. Very few people are given the chance she has been given."

Knox, a University of Washington student who had been studying in Perugia, Italy, faced a sentence of 26 years in prison after being convicted of murder in 2009.

Yesterday, an appeals court overturned the 24-year-old's conviction.