MySpace Gossip (Page 4)

Sanjaya Malakar is a budding music god.

He takes his influence from many popular musicians of our time, butchering their songs and worming his way into America's collective heart with each brutal week.

But it turns out the biggest reason for his success might be his look-alike sister, Shyamali Malakar. See hot picture below. Yow. How you doin'? It's clear who got the good genes in this family (much like Cameron Federline)..

Her MySpace profile reveals how dedicated some Sanjaya Malakar fans are, with one of Shyamali's loser MySpace friends remarking that they voted for the American Idol hopeful - ready for this? - 540 times.

And we thought Rose McGowan was a huge fan.

A sexy 20-year-old, Shyamali Malakar also states on her MySpace profile that she's a college student and she doesn't smoke, but interestingly enough, she does drink.

Can we get her on the next season of The Hills?

Perhaps it was seeing his ex with Desperate Housewives hunk Josh Henderson that pushed him over the top.

Maybe it was the recent admission by Randy Spelling.

Or just that Paris Hilton is freak nasty.

Either way, you can now go back to your lives, because there's no longer any doubt that Stavros Niarchos is back on the market.

How did we hear this? From the Greek God of Poontang himself. Niarchos, who once tanged Mary-Kate Olsen and was also romantically linked to Lindsay Lohan, confirmed his single status two days ago on MySpace:

Date: Mar 27, 2007 3:55 PM
Subject: Enough questions
Body:

No I am not with Paris Hilton

Im tired of all the emails "Did you and Paris break up?!" Its been over for a while now, it has just recently gone public. Things are cool & we remain friends.

Im a free man ladies.

Somehow, we're guessing it won't stay that way for too long. He's shown a knack for getting in the pants of rich Hollywood starlets for years now. Hilary Duff, we beg of you. Keep this man at arm's length.

For those of you swingin' singles who'd like to learn more about Stavros Niarchos, check out his MySpace page here. His interests include film, kite surfing, quading, friends, food, family, money, pot, vodka and parties.

Sanjaya Malakar survived to sing poorly for another week after last night's American Idol results show.

This may make the stomach of many fans turn - but it makes one particular one grumble for food. And, no, we're not talking about Nicole Richie.

Some idiot desperate for attention - or at least a hobby - and going by the name of "J" on her MySpace account has taken up a hunger strike until Sanjaya is voted out of the competition. Here's what she has to say:

Aside from the initial debacle with contestant Antonella Barba, season 6 was starting to look like it may be actually very good.

The big voices of Melinda Doolittle and LaKisha Jones, the innovative styling's of Blake Lewis, and the smooth R&B of Phil Stacey are just a few of the hopefuls with immense potential.

However, there is one hinge in this broad spectrum of talent this year ... Sanjaya Malakar.

We have no problems with Sanjaya personally, he seems like a very personable and charming young man. However, he does NOT belong on American Idol. The judges faltered with their decision to place him in the final 24, and American Idol voters have done even worse by keeping him on.

So until the day that Sanjya is no longer American Idol, I will be going on a hunger strike.

Wow. Imagine how these person will feel if Heather Mills makes it far on Dancing with the Stars. Can one even go on a double hunger strike?

Jenna Jameson has lost a lot of weight recently. The porn star will readily admit as much.

But it's not because she's on drugs and it's not because she has an eating disorder like certain anonymous people named Nicole Richie.

According to her very own MySpace account, the most famous adult film star in the world is going through .... a divorce. So we guess it makes sense she's lost so much weight. Here are Jenna's own words on the matter:

I feel like I need to address the weight rumors that have been swirling for a few months now. This saddens me... only because, everyone that is judging me... has absolutely NO idea what is happening in my life. People are hateful and accuse me of being a drug addict, or an anorexic. Does anyone seem to remember the fact that I am going through a nasty divorce? It has been weighing heavily on me.

Of course, the ex in question - Jay Grdina - shot back. On his MySpace page. Here's one excerpt of his long rant:

The saddest point about all of this is that most people have to hit rock bottom b4 they realize this simple truth....this is heart breaking to everyone that loves and supports that person ...

Jay could go on and on. And he does.

But this has obviously been a tough week for the guy - first, Shanna Moakler gets back together with Travis Barker; and then Jenna goes on the attack.

In the grander scheme of life, though, we hope Reese Witherspoon is now careful. Eat through the divorce pain, honey.

Antonella Barba will have the last laugh. How do we know?

The former American Idol singer told us herself.

On her new MySpace page - found in the website's Music section - Antonella has changed her name from "I Just Look Like Her" to, well, Antonella Barba. And her personal quote is: "I'll have the last laugh."

And what can you find on her music page?

A downloadable version of her a capella audition song, "Free." There's also the horrendous rendition of Aerosmith's "I Don't Wanna Miss a Thing" that got this beauty kicked off the show in favor of, you know, talented crooners such as Melinda Doolittle.

Anyway, we're sorry, fellas. We know this isn't exactly the Antonella Barba photo you were hoping to see on this post.

Look, if you think certain Antonella Barba photos are actually her, then you just need to hear from the American Idol vixen herself on the topic.

What better place to get the proof you need than Antonella's MySpace page?

As Shanna Moakler and other celebrities have proven, this is a useful forum for denouncing more than just sexy photos. You can slam ex-husbands here, bitterly diss Chris Daughtry and trash your former stylist.

Anyway, Barba claims that she merely looks like the girl in those infamous oral sex pics. She also appears to encourage everyone to keep talking about her.

So consider this a favor to the Katie Rees of American Idol.

In case you're wondering about the status of Shanna Moakler and her ex-husband, don't worry. The former beauty queen has cleared it up the only mature way celebrities know how:

MySpace.

Despite having been seen in public with Travis Barker a lot recently, Shanna insists there are no romantic intentions. It's all for the kids, supposedly.

Here is her recent MySpace posting, word for ungrammatical word:

"travis and i are not back together. we are working on being good friends and even better parents, we did celebrate our daughters first birthday at disney with our friends and family and our children it was really fun!"

Moakler did not mention whether or not her current beau, porn legend Jay Grdina, was present at the celebration.

The former Miss USA also had no comment on the latest beauty pageant to lose her crown: Ashley Harder.

No one has heard much from Melissa Joan Hart in recent years.

Maybe it's because her hit shows, Clarissa Explains it All and Sabrina the Teenage Witch are no longer on the air. And may not really qualify as hit shows.

Or maybe it's because she's an immature, homophobic biatch. It's apparently very possible. At least if you check out a recent posting on her MySpace page, where she lashes out at American Idol singing sensation Chris Daughtry.

Seriously. Click here and read it. Hart is coming to the defense of Mark Wilkerson, her husband (pictured with the has-been above) and a member of the band Course of Nature. Melissa insists Wilkerson wrote most of the single "It's Not Over," which appears on Daughtry's debut album... albeit with a different chorus.

Here's what she writes:

Chris Daughtry must be stopped
I am so sick of all the articles saying Chris wrote the song "It's Not Over". Then the other day I saw in In touch that Ace Young is taking credit as well. Bulls*&%t. Mark fully wrote everybit of that song except the new lyrics in the chorus... which are gay anyhow. Mark wrote the song about his ex- manager screwing him over and they turned it into a fairy love song. Anyway just wanted to vent and give my man his due credit. If anyone agrees, write in to the rags and let em have it. I am!!!

Wow. She's not jealous or anything. We're all about using MySpace to bash other celebrities, but this is easily the lamest example since Nicole Richie's Rachel Zoe rant.

Wonder how Chris Daughtry would take to hearing his song's chorus called "gay." Probably about as well as Reichen Lehmkuhl would take to having his love life blogged about by Perez Hilton. And if Chris cranks out "fairy" love songs, where does that leave Clay Aiken songs, Melissa? Care to expound on that?

We may not be able to pronounce his name, but we are able to commend Reichen Lehmkuhl for standing up against ugly, pompous celebrity bloggers.

No, not The Hollywood Gossip. We have nothing but respect for Reichen and his relationship with Lance Bass (which IS still on, by the way).

We're speaking, of course, about that lawbreaker, Perez Hilton. Lehmkuhl recently went off on the fake journalist for accusing Reichen of cheating on Bass.

Like any star, Lemkuhl took his fight to the world of MySpace. Once there, he slammed Hilton for referring to he and Lance as "Princess Frostylocks and The Third Reich." In turn, he called Perez a "Big (blank) Ugly Liar, an Accused Thief and Criminal."

It. Is. On.

Reichen said that Perez's report that he made out without someone other than Bass at a party is a "blantant lie" [sic], and that Perez erroneously reported that the former *NSYNCer and Amazing Race winner had broken up.

"Contrary to what this ugly wind-bag has reported, I have not broken up with my boyfriend. I did not go home with anyone from Survivor from any party..."

Reichen then defended himself against Hilton hullabaloo that he was dating Bass for money. Sounds to us like Lemkuhl is about to go all Katie Couric on Perez's posterior.

We can't wait.

It looks like Paris Hilton never came to former BFF Britney Spears' defense in cyberspace after all - and instead, is the latest Hollywood "star" to incur the wrath of MySpace impersonators!

News reports from several "reputable" sources have been reporting that Paris used her MySpace page to defend the parenting skills of Britney Spears, which have been called into question.

Which isn't too surprising, as the mother of two spends more time galavanting around and displaying her enormous breasts than anything else.

But it turns out that the blog in question does not belong to Paris.

In the fake MySpace page, the "heiress" supposedly states that Britney is a great parent who is, and who has always been there for her children, and that Spears' partying is considered normal behavior for any 25-year-old.

While these are thoughts that certainly could be floating around inside Hilton's tiny brain, that does not mean she's the one to put them online. In fact, says her publicist, Elliot Mintz, she doesn't even have a MySpace account.

"Paris did not write it. She does not even have a MySpace account," Mintz said.

You know who does have a MySpace account, though? Britney's ex, Kevin Federline. And you know who's no longer on his list of MySpace friends? J.R. Rotem, the quote-unquote music producer who is supposedly found work as the new Britney boy toy since she split from Kev.

In any event, let the MySpace wars (and impersonations) continue, people. Carry on.