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Jenna Jameson has lost a lot of weight recently. The porn star will readily admit as much.

But it's not because she's on drugs and it's not because she has an eating disorder like certain anonymous people named Nicole Richie.

Just JJ

According to her very own MySpace account, the most famous adult film star in the world is going through .... a divorce. So we guess it makes sense she's lost so much weight. Here are Jenna's own words on the matter:

I feel like I need to address the weight rumors that have been swirling for a few months now. This saddens me... only because, everyone that is judging me... has absolutely NO idea what is happening in my life. People are hateful and accuse me of being a drug addict, or an anorexic. Does anyone seem to remember the fact that I am going through a nasty divorce? It has been weighing heavily on me.

Of course, the ex in question - Jay Grdina - shot back. On his MySpace page. Here's one excerpt of his long rant:

The saddest point about all of this is that most people have to hit rock bottom b4 they realize this simple truth....this is heart breaking to everyone that loves and supports that person ...

Jay could go on and on. And he does.

But this has obviously been a tough week for the guy - first, Shanna Moakler gets back together with Travis Barker; and then Jenna goes on the attack.

In the grander scheme of life, though, we hope Reese Witherspoon is now careful. Eat through the divorce pain, honey.

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Antonella Barba will have the last laugh. How do we know?

The former American Idol singer told us herself.

On her new MySpace page - found in the website's Music section - Antonella has changed her name from "I Just Look Like Her" to, well, Antonella Barba. And her personal quote is: "I'll have the last laugh."

And what can you find on her music page?

A downloadable version of her a capella audition song, "Free." There's also the horrendous rendition of Aerosmith's "I Don't Wanna Miss a Thing" that got this beauty kicked off the show in favor of, you know, talented crooners such as Melinda Doolittle.

Anyway, we're sorry, fellas. We know this isn't exactly the Antonella Barba photo you were hoping to see on this post.

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Look, if you think certain Antonella Barba photos are actually her, then you just need to hear from the American Idol vixen herself on the topic.

What better place to get the proof you need than Antonella's MySpace page?

As Shanna Moakler and other celebrities have proven, this is a useful forum for denouncing more than just sexy photos. You can slam ex-husbands here, bitterly diss Chris Daughtry and trash your former stylist.

Anyway, Barba claims that she merely looks like the girl in those infamous oral sex pics. She also appears to encourage everyone to keep talking about her.

So consider this a favor to the Katie Rees of American Idol.

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In case you're wondering about the status of Shanna Moakler and her ex-husband, don't worry. The former beauty queen has cleared it up the only mature way celebrities know how:

Boakler

MySpace.

Despite having been seen in public with Travis Barker a lot recently, Shanna insists there are no romantic intentions. It's all for the kids, supposedly.

Here is her recent MySpace posting, word for ungrammatical word:

"travis and i are not back together. we are working on being good friends and even better parents, we did celebrate our daughters first birthday at disney with our friends and family and our children it was really fun!"

Moakler did not mention whether or not her current beau, porn legend Jay Grdina, was present at the celebration.

The former Miss USA also had no comment on the latest beauty pageant to lose her crown: Ashley Harder.

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No one has heard much from Melissa Joan Hart in recent years.

Maybe it's because her hit shows, Clarissa Explains it All and Sabrina the Teenage Witch are no longer on the air. And may not really qualify as hit shows.

Melissa Joan Hart Bikini Pic

Or maybe it's because she's an immature, homophobic biatch. It's apparently very possible. At least if you check out a recent posting on her MySpace page, where she lashes out at American Idol singing sensation Chris Daughtry.

Seriously. Click here and read it. Hart is coming to the defense of Mark Wilkerson, her husband (pictured with the has-been above) and a member of the band Course of Nature. Melissa insists Wilkerson wrote most of the single "It's Not Over," which appears on Daughtry's debut album... albeit with a different chorus.

Here's what she writes:

Chris Daughtry must be stopped
I am so sick of all the articles saying Chris wrote the song "It's Not Over". Then the other day I saw in In touch that Ace Young is taking credit as well. Bulls*&%t. Mark fully wrote everybit of that song except the new lyrics in the chorus... which are gay anyhow. Mark wrote the song about his ex- manager screwing him over and they turned it into a fairy love song. Anyway just wanted to vent and give my man his due credit. If anyone agrees, write in to the rags and let em have it. I am!!!

Wow. She's not jealous or anything. We're all about using MySpace to bash other celebrities, but this is easily the lamest example since Nicole Richie's Rachel Zoe rant.

Wonder how Chris Daughtry would take to hearing his song's chorus called "gay." Probably about as well as Reichen Lehmkuhl would take to having his love life blogged about by Perez Hilton. And if Chris cranks out "fairy" love songs, where does that leave Clay Aiken songs, Melissa? Care to expound on that?

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We may not be able to pronounce his name, but we are able to commend Reichen Lehmkuhl for standing up against ugly, pompous celebrity bloggers.

No, not The Hollywood Gossip. We have nothing but respect for Reichen and his relationship with Lance Bass (which IS still on, by the way).

Three Douchebags

We're speaking, of course, about that lawbreaker, Perez Hilton. Lehmkuhl recently went off on the fake journalist for accusing Reichen of cheating on Bass.

Like any star, Lemkuhl took his fight to the world of MySpace. Once there, he slammed Hilton for referring to he and Lance as "Princess Frostylocks and The Third Reich." In turn, he called Perez a "Big (blank) Ugly Liar, an Accused Thief and Criminal."

It. Is. On.

Reichen said that Perez's report that he made out without someone other than Bass at a party is a "blantant lie" [sic], and that Perez erroneously reported that the former *NSYNCer and Amazing Race winner had broken up.

"Contrary to what this ugly wind-bag has reported, I have not broken up with my boyfriend. I did not go home with anyone from Survivor from any party..."

Reichen then defended himself against Hilton hullabaloo that he was dating Bass for money. Sounds to us like Lemkuhl is about to go all Katie Couric on Perez's posterior.

We can't wait.

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It looks like Paris Hilton never came to former BFF Britney Spears' defense in cyberspace after all - and instead, is the latest Hollywood "star" to incur the wrath of MySpace impersonators!

A Natural

News reports from several "reputable" sources have been reporting that Paris used her MySpace page to defend the parenting skills of Britney Spears, which have been called into question.

Which isn't too surprising, as the mother of two spends more time galavanting around and displaying her enormous breasts than anything else.

But it turns out that the blog in question does not belong to Paris.

In the fake MySpace page, the "heiress" supposedly states that Britney is a great parent who is, and who has always been there for her children, and that Spears' partying is considered normal behavior for any 25-year-old.

While these are thoughts that certainly could be floating around inside Hilton's tiny brain, that does not mean she's the one to put them online. In fact, says her publicist, Elliot Mintz, she doesn't even have a MySpace account.

"Paris did not write it. She does not even have a MySpace account," Mintz said.

You know who does have a MySpace account, though? Britney's ex, Kevin Federline. And you know who's no longer on his list of MySpace friends? J.R. Rotem, the quote-unquote music producer who is supposedly found work as the new Britney boy toy since she split from Kev.

In any event, let the MySpace wars (and impersonations) continue, people. Carry on.

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Yesterday, Kevin Federline fans noted that Britney's new man, producer J.R. Rotem, had been removed from Kevin Federline's Top 20 MySpace friends list.

And we know what you're thinking: Come on, Kevin Federline doesn't have any fans.

Britney, Jason, Kevin

True. But not the point at the moment. Instead, we're gonna focus on the sad ending to the friendship between K-Fed and Jonathan Rotem. And all over a girl, how tragic.

Granted, it's a pretty hot girl. But we've all seen Britney Spears nude at this point, Kev, are you gonna take all of us off your MySpace list?

This also continues the very mature, effective celebrity trend of airing problems via their online message boards. Travis Barker told Shanna Moakler to shove it via MySpace.

Jason Wahler did the same to Lauren Conrad; and the relationship between Nicole Richie and Rachel Zoe may never be the same after the Internet medium was used and abused.

It's all very sad. Entertaining, hilarious, absurd and sad.

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If Travis Barker taught us anything (besides that a low-rent punk rock drummer can marry a Playboy centerfold) it's that when the going gets tough, the tough talk $h!t on MySpace!

Following his lead (and that of Diddy), the sickly Nicole Richie posted a thinly-veiled item on her MySpace blog Monday, accusing a former employee of having an eating disorder.

Welcome, 2010!

THG TANGENT: We don't even know how to respond to this. Nicole Richie accusing someone of having an eating disorder is essentially the same as:

  1. Michael Richards calling Mel Gibson an intolerant prick
  2. Lindsay Lohan calling Paris Hilton a used human condom
  3. Anna Nicole Smith stating that Courtney Love has a screw loose
  4. Michael Jackson telling Ashlee Simpson that plastic surgery is bad

The bottom line? It takes one to know one. Ring, Ring! Hello? Yes, Nicole? Hi. This is the kettle calling. You're black. Anyway, onto her blog:

Monday, November 27, 2006
X-RAY
BLIND ITEM:

What 35 year old raisin face whispers her order of 3 peices [sic] of asparagus for dinner at Chateau everynight, and hides her deathly disorder by pointing the finger at me, and used her last paycheck I wrote her to pay for a publisist [sic] instead of a nutritionist?
HINT: Her nickname is lettucecup...

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Wow. Nicole definitely went there, and her skeletal fingers are pointing in the direction of former stylist, Rachel Zoe, without a doubt. Richie just got done firing Zoe's ass earlier this month after two years of service. Zoe (a.k.a. Zoe Mama), is a stick-thin, 35-year-old waif who has been accused of promoting unhealthy body images among her clients.

Really, there's no telling who caused what here. Did Richie become anemic because of Zoe? Did Zoe cater to her because she fits the anemic mould she loves so dearly? What we have here is a chicken-egg scenario, people, and we may never know the answer. But boy, is this recent collection of Nicole Richie pictures heinous or what?

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Now THESE are signs of a mature break-up:

First, Shanna Moakler is throwing a "divorce party" at the Bellagio in Las Vegas on Friday. And that's okay - for some, a crazy night in Sin City with hundreds of their closest friends is the way to get over a difficult time in life.

Shanna Pic

Moakler's ex, Travis Barker, wasn't as sympathetic, however. He happened upon the flyer (pictured) and posted the following gentle soliloquy on his MySpace page:

THIS IS THE SAME WIFE THAT EMAILED ME TO TELL ME SHE WOULD BE SLEEPING WITH HER NEW BOYFRIEND IN MY BED THE DAY OF OUR ANNIVERSARY 2 DAYS AGO SO THIS DOESN'T COME AS A SHOCK. AND THE SAME PERSON WHO IS MAKING "I LOVE SHANNA" SHIRTS FOR PEOPLE TO BUY, IN SUPPORT OF ALL THIS AND PLAYING THE VICTIM, IT SADDENS ME PEOPLE AND EVEN BRINGS ON THE URGE TO PUKE, HOPE IT DOES YOU AS WELL.

IM GONNA SAY A LONG PRAYER FOR HER, SHE NEEDS IT. THERE ISN'T A PART OF SHANNA AND I AND THE FACT OUR MARRIAGE FAILED THAT I COULD BE CELEBRATING OR HAPPY ABOUT EVEN AFTER ALL OF THIS TIME IT WAS OUR FAMILY…IT WAS ALL WE HAD……I MEAN A PARTY??? WHAT DOESN'T KILL ME MAKES ME STRONGER:)

HOPE SHANNA'S PARTY IS EVERYTHING SHE COULD HOPE 4.

We wonder which is worse: the fact that Barker has often thrusted his tongue down the throat of Paris Hilton (also pictured)? Or the fact that he replaced the word "for" with the number "4" in this post?

Either way, we hope these kids find peace and happiness. And it could be worse - Barker could have possibly gotten Karrine Steffans pregnant immediately following the divorce.

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