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Farrah Abraham's latest music video has reminded us that before she was into porn, she totally tried to be a musician. It also reminds us of how terrible she is.

Like, hilariously bad. Her new track "Blowin'" (as in your mind, not James Deen's member) is so far beyond the point of bad that we lack the appropriate words.

You couldn't dream up a spoof of a Farrah Abraham music video that would fail as hard as her actual song, which we suppose makes it awesome in a way.

One might even say it's mind "Blowin'" ... the irony:

Yeah. It's like a legendary joke she's not in on.

Like previous efforts "Finally Getting Up From Rock Bottom" and "On My Own" (below), Farrah Abraham overuses auto-tune more than parodies of auto-tune.

According to the lyrics, which she uploaded herself, it appears to be a song about being better then [sic] normal and showing them what your [sic] made of.

She's "Blowin'" at grammar, that's for sure.

As for the baffling music video, it features her partying with friends and hanging with daughter Sophia, who is going to be so, so confused in a few years.

Read some lyrical experts from this work of genius after the jump and tell us if you think she might be the worst singer in the history of modern music ...

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Their In a World Like This Tour went so well (apparently) in 2013, the reunited Backstreet Boys have decided to extend it into this summer - with Avril Lavigne!

The late '90s live as the singer will join the group as opening act for a two-month foray into North American amphitheaters, according to reports.

  • Always Avril
  • Return of the Backstreet Boys

After a string of Canadian shows in early May, the tour will return to the U.S. for 23 concerts, beginning May 22 at the WaMu Theater in Seattle, Wash.

"We really wanted to put together a great show and do our best to give everyone their money's worth," Backstreet's Brian Littrell said in a press release.

"Avril is an unbelievably talented artist who's a perfect fit."

If only they could get her husband Chad Kroeger to join.

Tour dates for the Backstreet Boys' 2014 Tour below:

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This one is for the ladies.

Jennifer Lopez released her official music video for "I Luh Ya PaPi" last night - and the American Idol judge turned the scantily-clad tables on viewers for a change.

Say hello to some male video hoes below!

The video does feature J. Lo looking gorgeous in some modified outfits from her past (e.g. her famous green Versace free, the look from her "On the 6" album cover), but it's really all about shirtless, six-packed men on a boat.

The catchy single is off the first cut from Lopez's yet-untitled 8th studio album. Listen, watch and drool away now:

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Say it won't be so.

Despite One Direction breakup rumors seemingly being debunked a few weeks ago, chatter that Harry Styles is leaving the group won't die down.

According to Daily Star insiders, Styles has become a "virtual stranger" to the rest of the band while they take a hiatus to spend time with their friends and family.

When One Direction does reunite in the near future, a source says the "atmosphere will be toxic.”

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Bill O'Reilly doesn't care if Santa is white.

But he does care about the message Beyonce is sending young black girls.

In a Fox News segment wit Russell Simmons this week, the host WENT OFF on Beyonce, trashing the singer as a terrible role model for her track "Partition" and its accompanying, raunchy video.

"Teenage girls look up to Beyonce -- especially girls of color," O'Reilly says. "Why would [Beyonce sing about sex in the backseat of a limo] when she knows the devastation of unwanted pregnancies?"

The single makes a reference to a man going all "Monica Lewinsky" on Beyonce's dress… which is just wrong and gross.

O'Reilly goes on to say that "an entertainer like Beyonce ... has an obligation to protect [kids]."

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Lil Boosie has been in the music studio every night since his March 5 release from prison, laying down some of the 1,018 sounds he wrote while locked up.

But who's counting.

At his "Boosie Speaks" press conference Monday in New Orleans, the Baton Rouge rapper chatted about his new endeavors in and out of the studio.

Lil Boosie Mug Shot

Lil Boosie (real name Torrence Hatch), is now looking forward to collaborating with Drake, fellow Louisiana rapper Lil Wayne and even Justin Bieber.

"I just did one (track) with Young Jeezy last night," Lil Boosie said. "Me and Justin Bieber gonna do something, too. I know it's (going to be) a hit."

"I'm always excited about music. I'm like a music fiend. I know music from the '50s, '60s, '70s on up. I just want to work with everybody who's doing their thing."

It's not like he could make Bieber's reputation any worse. Aside from his musical goals, the rapper also has written a book and has plans to make a film.

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Cha-ching!

Billboard has come out with its list of the biggest money makers in all of music - and Taylor Swift once again reigns supreme.

After receiving the same distinction in 2011, Swift earned more Benjamins than anyone else in the industry over the past 12 months, raking in $39,699,575.60 to claim the top spot over Justin Timberlake and Kenny Chesney.

Taylor Swift Dazzles

To compile its list, Billboard ranked performers "by U.S. earnings, calculated from touring, recorded- music sales, publishing royalties and revenue from digital music and video streaming."

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No longer freaking out about dropping weight, Ke$ha has dropped the dollar sign from her name.

Following a two-month stint in rehab for an eating disorder, the artist on Friday this weekend that she now wants to be known simply as Kesha.

She also posted a new online photo of herself on her knees, rocking some pink hair and a sweatshirt that says it all.

"Had to go play in the sand," the pop star wrote as a caption. 

Kesha left rehab on March 6 and sent a message to her followers soon afterward.

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Rapper Speaker Knockerz is dead at the age of 19. His body was found inside a South Carolina home on Thursday, the Richland County Coroner's office confirms.

The medical examiner said play is not suspected and a preliminary autopsy found no sign of trauma. The results of a toxicology test on the body are pending.

A cause of death is unknown and an investigation is ongoing.

Speaker Knockerz may have been missing for at least two days, police say.

A Facebook user who identified herself as the rapper's mother said that the talented teenager was last seen Tuesday night while in a black Camaro.

"It's not like him not to communicate or come home for this long period of time," Mesha Wilson reportedly wrote on the Internet. "I pray that my son is ok."

Born Derek McAllister, the rapper was discovered in his garage, and online.

Though unsigned, the rapper's videos on YouTube average somewhere between 200,000 to 3 million views, making him a viral sensation in the genre.

#RIPSpeakerKnockerz became a top Twitter trend in the U.S. Friday.

Other celebrities we've tragically lost in 2014 ...

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Kanye West gave fans multiple reasons to be shocked and excited this week.

First, he and Kim Kardashian announced the official Kimye wedding date. Clear your calendars on May 24, people, and plan on A LOT of paparazzi stalking your streets that day, citizens of Paris.

Next, Yeezus made an unexpected appearance on Arsenio last night, showing up on stage to perform "Sanctified" with Rick Ross and Big Sean.

Watch the talented trio do its thing now:

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