Shocking, mega-spoiler alert: The big winners at the 2011 MTV Movie Awards Sunday included Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart and Justin Bieber!
Knock us over with a feather, right? Reese Witherspoon was also recognized for her versatility as this year's recipient of the MTV Generation Award.
"It's cool to be bad, girls ... I get it. But it is possible to make it in Hollywood without a reality show," said the Oscar winner in her acceptance speech.
What a concept. In an obvious, hilarious Blake Lively reference, Reese added, "If you take naked pictures of yourself with your phone, you hide your face!"
The Bieb triumphs once again.
Without further delay, the complete list of winners from 2011's star-studded, completely arbitrary MTV Movie Awards is as follows:
Best Male Performance
Robert Pattinson, "The Twilight Saga: Eclipse"
Best Female Performance
Kristen Stewart, "The Twilight Saga: Eclipse"
Robert Pattinson vs. Bryce Dallas Howard and Xavier Samuel, "The Twilight Saga: Eclipse"
Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson, "The Twilight Saga: Eclipse"
THG NOTE: Sense a theme here? Next year should be pretty much the same thing, too (see Breaking Dawn official trailer), but other people actually won awards last night as well. Follow the jump for the rest of the list ...