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The first Fifty Shades of Grey trailer was released last month, and it was either titillating, unintentionally funny or just plain vanilla, depending on your point of view.

This parody is none of the above, but darned if it isn't just as fun if not more to watch the Fifty Shades trailer audio layered over clips from the movie Frozen.

Christian Grey loves to let it go ... if you know what we mean!

(Let us know if you do, we're not sure that made any sense).

Middle-aged moms forced to watch Frozen for the 10 millionth time whilst daydreaming about Christian ransacking them can now experience both! Sort of!

Someone synced the visuals with the 50 Shades dialogue so perfectly, it's almost as if the Disney characters are animated versions of Christian and Ana.

Only unlike his Disney stand-in, Mr. Grey doesn't do romance.

The only clips that couldn't be reenacted with material featuring the icy fairy tale's hero and heroine were the brief snippets of Christian's red room of pain.

That's probably for the best. See below.

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It's a tale as old as time. Girl is sad. Girl meets boy. Girl is happy! And they both lived happily ever after! No really, that's the plot of more movies than we can count.

Very often the stories being told in kids' movies are wrapped up in shiny, colorful cartoon faces which do not actually reveal what the movie is about or the messages therein.

For instance, Frozen is not about a reindeer who befriends a snowman. And ANNA IS THE HEROINE but everyone loves Elsa because she gets the best song. Ugh.

It's always Elsa Elsa Elsa! (Anna 4 lyfe!!!)

But what if these beloved films' taglines told the truth? As an answer, here are 19 honest Disney posters. Seriously, Disney, what's up with all the orphans?

101 Dalmatians
Imagining having 101 children to keep up with pretty much gives us hives. This wouldn't have happened if people listened to Bob Barker.

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Lauren Bacall, a legendary actress who got her start back in 1944 and worked for six decades in cinema, has passed away.

She was 89 years old.

Lauren Bacall Pic

Bacall’s death was confirmed by the Humphrey Bogart Estate via Facebook.

"With deep sorrow for the magnitude of our loss, yet with great gratitude for her amazing life, we confirm the passing of Lauren Bacall," read the online message posted this evening.

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Legendary actor Robin Williams' death, which shocked and saddened millions of fans, leaves behind a legacy in spoken words from the silver screen and beyond.

From the prolific list of characters he brought to life to his quips and quotable moments in interviews and appearances, his mark on the world will not be soon forgotten. 

Whether it was a plucky doctor Patch Adams or inspiring teachers in both Dead Poets Society and Good Will Hunting, Williams had a knack for selecting roles.

Delicately balancing both comedy and drama, it seemed as if it was Williams' mission to bring a rare blend of vitality and humor to his art, no matter the subject.

As the world mourns this loss, many are taking a moment to remember the ways in which they were moved and made to feel something by Williams' work. 

Here are 21 of Robin Williams' most memorable quotes from life and film, his verses, if you will. Scroll through them, and tell us: What will YOUR verse be?

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Hollywood lost a true legend yesterday.

Robin Williams, an Oscar-winning actor and one of the best stand-up comedians in history, committed suicide at the age of 63, as local police in Northern California discovered the star's body just before noon.

Since the sad news broke, actors and actresses from across the small screen and the big screen have publicly mourned Williams because he left his mark in both mediums.

He broke out on television. He made us all laugh and cry in the movies. And we look back at Williams' most memorable roles - from an alien to a doctor to a cross-dressing nanny - in the following photo gallery:

Mork (Mork & Mindy)
The role that started it all. Robin Williams starred as an alien on the late 1970s sitcom Mork & Mindy.

Those closest to Robin Williams have also memorialized the late, great actor.

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With the world still in shock over the suicide of Robin Williams, the actor's wife has released a statement in mourning of the late Oscar winner.

"This morning, I lost my husband and my best friend, while the world lost one of its most beloved artists and beautiful human beings. I am utterly heartbroken," said Susan Schneider, adding:

"On behalf of Robin's family, we are asking for privacy during our time of profound grief. As he is remembered, it is our hope the focus will not be on Robin's death, but on the countless moments of joy and laughter he gave to millions." 

Mork (Mork & Mindy)
The role that started it all. Robin Williams starred as an alien on the late 1970s sitcom Mork & Mindy.

Williams shot to fame in the 1978 sitcom Mork & Mindy.

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From music to movies to television to whatever the heck Kim Kardashian does, every entertainment industry figure out there came together at the 2014 Teen Choice Awards.

And while Demi Lovato opened last night's show with a rendition of "Really Don't Care" and Selena Gomez sort of took a jab at Justin Bieber, let's face it:

The important talk regarding these kinds of shows always focuses on the red carpet; specifically, the fashion choices made by male and female actors, actresses, singer and athletes.

Who dressed best? Who needs to fire his or her fashion consultant? Who took a major risk? And which couple looked downright adorable together?

Click through the following photo gallery and decide for yourself now:

Tyler Posey and Sarah Hyland
Say hello to the hosts! Tyler Posey and Sarah Hyland were in charge of the 2014 Teen Choice Awards.

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The worlds of movies, music, fashion, sports and television collided at the Teen Choice Awards tonight, as Tyler Posey and Sarah Hyland hosted the annual ceremony on FOX.

Which actors, actresses, films, shows and stars won big? From the Fault in Our Stars to no sign whatsoever of Justin Bieber, scroll down for a list of the winners across all categories.

(Editor's Note: There are A LOT.)

Tyler Posey and Sarah Hyland
Say hello to the hosts! Tyler Posey and Sarah Hyland were in charge of the 2014 Teen Choice Awards.

MOVIES
Choice Movie: Action/Adventure: “Divergent”

Choice Movie Actor: Action/Adventure: Theo James, “Divergent”

Choice Movie Actress: Action/Adventure: Shailene Woodley, “Divergent”

Choice Movie: Sci-Fi/Fantasy: “The Hunger Games: Catching Fire”

Choice Movie Actor: Sci-Fi/Fantasy: Josh Hutcherson, “The Hunger Games: Catching Fire”

Choice Movie Actress: Sci-Fi/Fantasy: Jennifer Lawrence, “The Hunger Games: Catching Fire” and “X-Men: Days of Future Past”

Choice Movie: Drama: “The Fault in Our Stars”

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Despite Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles reviews that weren't exactly glowing, movie goers came out in drives for a live-action version of this cartoon classic over the weekend.

To the tune of a $65 million box office haul!

In response, Paramount Pictures and Nickelodeon Movies announced plans for today for Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2, with a release date of June 3, 2016. 

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Photo

"To know moviegoers are embracing the Turtles with such enthusiasm is everything that we and all our filmmakers have been hoping for,” said Paramount chairman and CEO Brad Grey. “We are thrilled with this weekend’s result, the enduring power of this franchise, and the opportunity to make another one."

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The not-so-highly-anticipated Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles hits theaters today, and it based on what the critics are saying, the creepy appearance of the CGI title foursome is just the tip of this flick's awfulness iceberg.

Sure, it's got Megan Fox, and the great William Fichtner as Shredder but apparently that's just about all the movie has to offer.

The rubber suits from the original films may look corny by today's standards, but at least Secret of the Ooze featured an unforgettable Vanilla Ice cameo.

The reboot doesn't offer anything nearly as glorious. But then, what does?

Here are some of the less-than-glowing reviews that TMNT has received thus far:

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